I will reimburse you for donuts (or suitable substitute) purchased before November 15, 2020

[Bongo]

Figure there's bound to be a need.

 

[Issun]

Sorry, I only buy doughnuts.

 

[Falselogic]

How many donuts will you reimburse me for?

 

[Bongo]

A reasonable amount. I trust you not to abuse my generosity.

 

[Falselogic]

This is very generous of you Bongo! Thank you. I'll send proof of donuts tomorrow morning!

 

[Bongo]

I further clarify: if dietary restrictions (e.g. gluten intolerance, teeth-not-work disease, fear of sugar, etc.) would prevent you from claiming a donut, something serving a similar purpose may be substituted.

 

[jpfriction]

Query: I purchased donuts yesterday and was already reimbursed by my employer. Will you also reimburse me? One of the donuts had captain crunch on it, if that is relevant.

 

[Zef]

I got too excited so I misread and now I have a dozen Donatellos.

Please advise.

 

[Issun]

I got too excited so I misread and now I have a dozen Donatellos.

Please advise.

I don't see a problem here.

 

[JBear]

Please provide proof that you ate the Donatell-Os.

 

[Ixo]

I mean, he can do it... It’s just gonna take a little bit.

 

[Zef]

Tonight I dine on turtle soup.

 

[Bongo]

Query: I purchased donuts yesterday and was already reimbursed by my employer. Will you also reimburse me? One of the donuts had captain crunch on it, if that is relevant.

If you can get your employer to pay for them instead of me, I would strongly encourage you to. We should all be in such a habit.

 

[Positronic Brain]

Due to the pandemic, will you also reimburse us for the delivery charges or just the donuts? And how much should we tip the delivery guy?

 

[Bongo]

Delivery charges are part of the cost, and that includes the tip. Follow your heart.

 

[Falselogic]

I have procured donuts!

How do I apply for reimbursement?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

I will reimburse you for donuts (or suitable substitute) purchased before November 15, 2020

...for a hamburger today.

 

[Bongo]

How do I apply for reimbursement?

Send me a private message that tells me where I should send how much money.

 

[Vaeran]

I'm not going to take advantage, but thanks for doing this, Bongo.

 

[Falselogic]

I'm not going to take took advantage, but thanks for doing this, Bongo.

 

[Kirin]

Now I'm really wondering if any place will deliver donuts to me...

 

[Torzelbaum]

Does this offer cover getting SANTA'S YUMNUT™s?

 

[Bongo]

Does this offer cover getting SANTA'S YUMNUT™s?

It is a donut, so yes.

 

[Bongo]

Hey @Falselogic I have not yet received your request for reimbursement. You spreadin' lies?

 

[Falselogic]

No! Just busy. Sent you a thing!

 

[Torzelbaum]

I have procured donuts!

Those look quite tasty. What type of donut is that one in the lower right (the one that is pointing "south-west")?

 

[Falselogic]

That's a Buttermilk Bar! It's basically an old fashioned in bar form.

 

[WisteriaHysteria]

Bongo, what is your take on mochi donuts - which would take a 4hr round trip to procure by car, and are geometrically more expensive than regular donuts but also geometrically more delicious?

(Just curious, I don’t plan to take you up on this kind offer but thank you for the generous gesture nonetheless.)

 

[Bongo]

Look. I get that you're riffing on category theory or whatever. But there's a simple heuristic: does it make you feel the way a donut is meant to make you feel?

 

[JBear]

Look. I get that you're riffing on category theory or whatever. But there's a simple heuristic: does it make you feel the way a donut is meant to make you feel?

Regret?