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WHO WANTS SANTA'S YUMNUT™

BEAT

LOUDSKULL
(DUDE/BRO)
SANTA STOMPING INTO A SWINGER BAR BELLOWING "HAVE YOU ALL BEEN GOOD THIS YEAR?!?!?!"
 

Ixo

"This is not my beautiful forum!" - David Byrne
(Hi Guy)
Do you ever sometimes just remember that Santa's Yumnut is still stuck on the Moon?
 

JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
I'd eat both those things. Stupid names be damned. They look tasty.
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Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
When I look at that all I see is a way to burn the shit out of your mouth. And not just the roof - I mean the whole damn thing.

Melted cheese hot enough to spill with the viscosity of water would definitely burn the hell out of your mouth, chin, neck, chest, lap, and everything in between.
 

Paul le Fou

24/7 lofi hip hop man to study/relax to
(He)
I'd eat those both. The first one doesn't even look bad, it just has a weird name. The second...I might have to approach with a knife and fork, blasphemous or otherwise
 
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