Last night, I woke up and sat up bolt upright and my soul spoke to me:
“I need me some bullshit. JRPG Bullshit.”
Problem is, I can’t figure out which specific Bullshit JRPG that will fill the hole in my soul.
To that end I decided to turn to TT in order todo my grunt work er, help me determine which particular brand of Bullshit JRPG that the black and shrivelled cockles of my heart truly desires.
Thus far I have divined the following hints and limitations (more may come to me later, in a dream):
Must Be:
Would Be Nice:
Do not show me:
Tell me Talking Time. Tell me what bullshit JRPG I need in my life.
“I need me some bullshit. JRPG Bullshit.”
Problem is, I can’t figure out which specific Bullshit JRPG that will fill the hole in my soul.
To that end I decided to turn to TT in order to
Thus far I have divined the following hints and limitations (more may come to me later, in a dream):
Must Be:
- A pure JRPG. This means no JRPG+other genre blending, thus ruling out things like Etrian Odyssey, or Radiant Historia which absolutely drove me the wrong kind of batshit with its constant Visual Novel bad endings if I picked a wrong fucking choice and waste my godsdamned time.
- Turn-based
- Has lots of dungeon delving or exploration for treasure
- A proper gearing system aka more than two pieces of equipment like FFXIII or some shit
- The gear has to be swords 'n' bullshit, so Metal Max etc. is out
- Party based
- A full campaign, not just a proof of concept indie game
- A JRPG I haven't already played. Assume I've played every major JRPG on NES/SNES/PSX/DS/PS2 (I don't have a full list handy, sorry)
Would Be Nice:
- Just an absolute batshit Bullshit JRPG storyline, but good plot would be fine too
- 2D is a bonus, but not required
- Four or more party members in a battle
- Something I can play in bed, so Switch or 3DS
Do not show me:
- Persona-like time marking or passage thereof
- A SaGa or other Kawazu game (which, to be clear, I adore but this is not what my soul yearns for at this particular time and place)
- Tales games (I have never liked them)
- A moeblob squicky mess
- A game that goes "ha ha fooled you" like Undertale where getting the best ending means not using the battle system or being fucking obtuse about it
- PC game, cos while I have a gaming PC, I will not play a JRPG at my computer (I don’t know why either ok? My soul is fickle or something)
Tell me Talking Time. Tell me what bullshit JRPG I need in my life.
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