Kzinssie
(she/her)
Two episodes left, and God willing I am going to watch both of them today. It's time to move on.
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA (ANIMATED SERIES) EPISODE 12: THE MISSING LINK
Moblins blow up a fountain in the castle garden and come busting out, Ganon behind them. He now has a rod he plans to use to zap Zelda into his "Evil Jar". I guess she can use the Triforce of Wizdom to create fireballs and magic shields? The latter deflects Ganon's magic blast directly into Link, sending him to the Evil Jar instead. I guess it only had one shot, since he decides to just leave and keep Link as a hostage for the Triforce of Wisdom. Honestly, I'm not clear on why Zelda is even considering the trade? Link sucks ass in this. He appears as like a ghost and talks to Zelda, though. Apparently the blast got Link's body but not his spirit? But only Zelda can see him, Spryte can only hear him. "Don't tell me you only love me for my body!" Zelda twirls Link's sword in a way that really makes it seem like she should be the protagonist of this show before sheathing it, hoping to take both it and his spirit to Link's body. Link forgets he's a ghost and tries to fight some Stalfos. Zelda needs practice with Link's weird laser sword, but figures it out in time to fight them off. Ganon realizes that Zelda can only see Link because she's in love with him (which I guess means Spryte, the girl constantly trying to jump Link's bones, isn't?), and Link overhears, leading to the worst exchange of all time. I hate this show. Link reenters his body to an honestly incredible soundtrack unlike anything else in the show, and oh hey, this is the origin of one of my favorite videos of all time.
In the actual show Link's response is the much more boring "Ha! I'm back!", though. He hustles a bomb in a bizarrely long shot of him threatening a trembling Stalfos, then busts out of the Evil Jar, washing Ganon away in a torrent of Evil Juice, before taking his sword back and saving Zelda. We get an extended, obnoxious ending where Link tries to kiss Zelda again, and then Lou does the Mario. Honestly, this one wasn't bad? About the best you can expect out of this show, honestly.
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA (ANIMATED SERIES) EPISODE 12: THE MISSING LINK
Moblins blow up a fountain in the castle garden and come busting out, Ganon behind them. He now has a rod he plans to use to zap Zelda into his "Evil Jar". I guess she can use the Triforce of Wizdom to create fireballs and magic shields? The latter deflects Ganon's magic blast directly into Link, sending him to the Evil Jar instead. I guess it only had one shot, since he decides to just leave and keep Link as a hostage for the Triforce of Wisdom. Honestly, I'm not clear on why Zelda is even considering the trade? Link sucks ass in this. He appears as like a ghost and talks to Zelda, though. Apparently the blast got Link's body but not his spirit? But only Zelda can see him, Spryte can only hear him. "Don't tell me you only love me for my body!" Zelda twirls Link's sword in a way that really makes it seem like she should be the protagonist of this show before sheathing it, hoping to take both it and his spirit to Link's body. Link forgets he's a ghost and tries to fight some Stalfos. Zelda needs practice with Link's weird laser sword, but figures it out in time to fight them off. Ganon realizes that Zelda can only see Link because she's in love with him (which I guess means Spryte, the girl constantly trying to jump Link's bones, isn't?), and Link overhears, leading to the worst exchange of all time. I hate this show. Link reenters his body to an honestly incredible soundtrack unlike anything else in the show, and oh hey, this is the origin of one of my favorite videos of all time.