Describe an actual Star Trek episode

[Johnny Unusual]

Beverly Crusher finds a dead millionaire and brings him back and tells him money is done. Also, no one is afraid of death anymore, an assertion that does not reflect that any episode before or after.

 

[Yorin Trouble]

Picard severely needs a manicure. Some gasses are noble, others are just happy.

 

[Isrieri]

Wesley develops a crush on a Wendigo. Despite an excellent first date, the girl's chaperone catches them and tries to kill Wesley and he gets cold feet cuz she lied about having chest hair.

 

[Yorin Trouble]

After a Starfleet captain is wrongly accused for genocide, a spec ops team infiltrates governmental offices to discover the truth.

 

[Felicia]

The Enterprise accidentally ends up in the pilot for another TV series.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

The Crew learn that an attacking alien isn't evil but simply scared and can be a form of cheap labour.

 

[WisteriaHysteria]

When a garden trip goes wrong, Janeway has to make a split decision to address the decline population of the ship.

Beverly Crusher finds a dead millionaire and brings him back and tells him money is done. Also, no one is afraid of death anymore, an assertion that does not reflect that any episode before or after.

Nah, this idea gets more play than just that episode. It was part of Gene’s whole enlightened future humanity vision. Aka Communism lol.

The Enterprise accidentally ends up in the pilot for another TV series.

This is the only summary so far that I couldn’t figure out intuitively. Mostly because you’ve accidentally described several episodes.

 

[WisteriaHysteria]

Florida Man has a bad trip in the wilderness and holds his coworkers hostage

Florida Man crawls into an airlock and tries to kill himself

Florida Man hits on emotionally stunted recluse who only has imaginary friends

Florida Man gets immobilized by space-splooge and completely disassociates

Florida Man breaks into a rest stop and blows it up

Florida Man abducts head of state and makes love to her in a swamp

Florida Man hijacks prison transport

Florida Man destroys interstellar relationship with entire species by trying to liberate a sex slave

Florida Man loses his job and steals a top secret experimental prototype ship as revenge

Florida Man gets fatal brain damage while working on his engine

Florida Man attends wedding of the love of his life as a bride's maid

Florida Man dies after contracting rare but deadly pathogen

 

[Exposition Owl]

I was a little surprised to learn that Florida Man wasn’t Kirk.

 

[YangusKhan]

I will not stand for this Trip Tucker slander

 

[WisteriaHysteria]

I will not stand for this Trip Tucker slander

Slander implies falsehoods, but I have spoken no lies here.

I also contend that Trip being an actual Florida Man in Space is a large part of his appeal as a character, and actually makes the series finale a very fitting conclusion to his character arc.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Did Trip ever yoink any alien wildlife?

 

[WisteriaHysteria]

Did Trip ever yoink any alien wildlife?

I don't recall, but there was one time he accidentally went poaching for The Most Dangerous Game

 

[Yorin Trouble]

TURNS OUT DR. PULASKI COULD ADDRESS GORDI'S VISION ISSUES (THERE IS A CATCH). SOME BACKUP SINGERS DIE.