Describe an actual Star Trek episode

[Johnny Unusual]

Worf uses a weather machine to bum out everyone on Planet Fuck

 

[Vaeran]

Keiko O'Brien's incessant nagging takes a turn for the sinister.

 

[JBear]

Geordi creeps on an accomplished scientist who he made a RealDoll of and makes her apologize for it, after which they work together to poison a giant space baby.

 

[Purple]

The entire crew except for Wesley get hooked on some sketchy AR porn game where they get off on stuffing frisbees down flared horns, but are eventually saved by strobe lights.

 

[Isrieri]

The Enterprise discovers that playing video games is a form of self expression, and uses arbitrary code execution to create a neural network and become sentient.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

The space Irish learn the power of a pro-choice message when the Enterprise crew murders their own clones.

 

[lincolnic]

A ghost has fucked all of Beverly Crusher's matrilineal ancestors over the past 800 years, and now it's her turn.

 

[Felicia]

A Federation cultural observer decides that the best way to save a planet's civilization is by recreating Nazi Germany.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

A ghost has fucked all of Beverly Crusher's matrilineal ancestors over the past 800 years, and now it's her turn.

You misspelled candle

 

[Exposition Owl]

After Quark cheats a group of customers, they take their revenge by forcing DS9’s crew to play a board game.

 

[RT-55J]

Beverly Crusher is the only person in the universe.

 

[YangusKhan]

Beverly Crusher is the only person in the universe.

Fuck, that episode is so good too.

 

[Purple]

Data installs a mod to have dreams and proceeds to have a kinky as hell one about Troi being a sheet cake that everyone is voring, and then starts randomly stabbing people, which is good it turns out.

(With mint frosting.)

 

[Torzelbaum]

Data installs a mod to have dreams and proceeds to have a kinky as hell one about Troi being a sheet cake that everyone is voring, and then starts randomly stabbing people, which is good it turns out.

(With mint frosting.)

Um, actually it's a cellular peptide cake.

 

[Exposition Owl]

Um, actually it's a cellular peptide cake.

But still with mint frosting.

 

[SpoonyBard]

Wesley steps on some flowers on Planet Wasp and is sentenced to death. Picard demands to see God's ID.

 

[Yorin Trouble]

After not taking no as an answer. Riker tries to rescue Captain Picard from a blind date.

 

[Kirin]

A Federation cultural observer decides that the best way to save a planet's civilization is by recreating Nazi Germany.

I had to do a double-take when reading the summary for this one (which I’ve never seen) and noticing the Nazi victims are named Zeon!

Further investigation reveals its apparently a corruption of “Zion” which I guess makes sense, but what a wild convergence of SciFi names.

 

[Felicia]

A manchild with his mind stuck in the past uses advanced technology to throw a violent temper tantrum when people don't want to play games with him.

 

[RT-55J]

Captain Picard is sentenced to be Robin Hood as punishment for being bad at romance.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

The crew meets the Devil and it turns out he's pretty good but then tries to hide them from his alien friends. They also learn every person murdered at the Salem witch trials was a real witch.

 

[Yorin Trouble]

When a garden trip goes wrong, Janeway has to make a split decision to address the decline population of the ship.

 

[Felicia]

Trip Tucker has to save an alien ship from destruction by explaining to the Klingons that he's pregnant.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

There's another nearly identical Earth in the universe complete with the American Constitution and Spock is the devil because he has pointy ears.

 

[Yorin Trouble]

After charges are pressed against Molly, Miles tries to abduct her, but Keiko finds out. Cool with it, they both tell Molly to go away.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

If Riker doesn't remember the last two seasons of show, he'll die.

 

[Yorin Trouble]

Picard just really wants a tea, Earl Grey, hot.

 

[SpoonyBard]

Troi keeps adjusting the ambient temperature and Worf gets a bit crabby. Riker just wants to eat some fish.

 

[Büge]

Five Short Films About The Enterprise-D

 

[Torzelbaum]

Picard and his Cardassian host have an intense debate about interior decorating.