Purple
(She/Her)
So a friend of mine just mentioned some fuzzily remembered episode of The Magic Schoolbus and it sounded entirely too implausible in entirely too many ways that this could possibly ever have been a real thing that was produced and aired. So naturally I did a quick search and found the whole episode and...
WHAT
THE
HELL!?
There's an earlier bit where the bus, having been turned into some sort of weird mecha-fish, catches and eats a real, living fish, and that feels like the sort of moment where we officially cross the line from slightly dark whimsical adventure to "oh this is actually a horror movie" you know, like when the cute little alien devours a small animal or petty criminal?
But the real money shot... which... yeah I'm actually using that in the traditional sense even, comes around 15:30 and just... how did this get through standards and practices!? How are the kids so cool with this under the circumstances? How much am I meant to be dwelling on the fact that I guess their DNA is all half-salmon now? WHY DO THEIR EYES LOOK LIKE THAT?
And then you notice how much runtime is left and like... are we... are we going to go through a whole second generation of this body horror?
Also like... I've met a lot of people who saw stuff a lot less freaking weird and quasi-sexual as this at about the age of what was presumably the audience for this and they were profoundly changed by those experiences, so I'm kinda surprised there isn't some whole corner of the internet dedicated to salmonization kink.
WHAT
THE
HELL!?
There's an earlier bit where the bus, having been turned into some sort of weird mecha-fish, catches and eats a real, living fish, and that feels like the sort of moment where we officially cross the line from slightly dark whimsical adventure to "oh this is actually a horror movie" you know, like when the cute little alien devours a small animal or petty criminal?
But the real money shot... which... yeah I'm actually using that in the traditional sense even, comes around 15:30 and just... how did this get through standards and practices!? How are the kids so cool with this under the circumstances? How much am I meant to be dwelling on the fact that I guess their DNA is all half-salmon now? WHY DO THEIR EYES LOOK LIKE THAT?
And then you notice how much runtime is left and like... are we... are we going to go through a whole second generation of this body horror?
Also like... I've met a lot of people who saw stuff a lot less freaking weird and quasi-sexual as this at about the age of what was presumably the audience for this and they were profoundly changed by those experiences, so I'm kinda surprised there isn't some whole corner of the internet dedicated to salmonization kink.