A generic no-gimmick traditional internet "Caption This"

[RT-55J]

Do not be alarmed by the contents of this moving picture. The tastes the rich and high-class are often too avant garde for plebeians such as yourself.

 

[Becksworth]

Vs. "Big Red" Clifford at WWOOF In Your Dog House! This Sunday!

 

[JBear]

"Mr. King, I'm afraid that your internship here at Scolastic just isn't working out."

 

[Johnny Unusual]

This is just Newshound, the Channel 6 Mascot from the Simpsons.

 

[JBear]

"This episode of Futurama is less touching and tragic than I remember."

 

[RT-55J]

"Some days, no news is not good news..."

 

[Patrick]

He won 7 Emmys, but all he wanted was a bone.

 

[muteKi]

This is just Newshound, the Channel 6 Mascot from the Simpsons.

Well, now we know where his catchphrase "if it bleeds, it leads" comes from

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[JBear]

Imagine my surprise and delight when the next panel was a T-Rex wearing a tiny bat cowl devouring gamers whole.

 

[Becksworth]

Actually, it's about ethics in Gotham City Journalism.

 

[RT-55J]

From that point on Batman worked on rebranding himself to Dinoman.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

"Yes, father, I shall become git gud."

Imagine my surprise and delight when the next panel was a T-Rex wearing a tiny bat cowl devouring gamers whole.

So very close...

The best part... look at the triceratops. Look at it's face. It's not bothering to deal with this shit.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Red shirt, name on button, single overall strap under his chin? Yep, that's Mario.

 

[Exposition Owl]

That looks like a Spitting Image version of Mario. You know, from that period in the 80s when Mario was a Member of Parliament in the UK.

 

[Becksworth]

Wait this isn't a legitimate Nintendo event? But Mario here said it's to promote the windsurfing mode in Wave Race 64.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Exposition Owl]

“You wouldn’t shoot a guy with a cane, would you?”

 

[JBear]

"We live in a society"

 

[muteKi]

"Come see the violence inherent in the system!"

 

[RT-55J]

pictured: how rich comedians see themselves when people criticize them

 

[Johnny Unusual]

This is comics-accurate to Batman not being good with guns.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[JBear]

Rejected Clippy replacement concept sketch #132
Reason: Insufficiently phallic

 

[Torzelbaum]

ED-209 came a long way from the prototype didn't it.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Rejected Clippy replacement concept sketch #132
Reason: Insufficiently phallic

 

[Exposition Owl]

 

[Cadenza]

"Are you not entertained?!"

 

[Becksworth]

"And the fish was bigger than I was!"

"Sure, grandpa..."