A generic no-gimmick traditional internet "Caption This"

[JBear]

I have concerns about this new creative direction for Final Fantasy.

 

[Becksworth]

Funko Fun Fact: Before branching out into novelty figurines, Funko Pop was originally a Sunset Strip Hair Metal band known for such hits as "My Big Head" and "Dilated Eyes".

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Becksworth]

This Memorial Day weekend, fathers will be abouted.

 

[RT-55J]

and Jesus said unto them, "Know ye not that I must be about my Father's business?"

 

[Becksworth]

Can I take a moment to comment on the fact they somehow managed to make it look like every individual element of this picture was photoshopped on from another picture.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1659327806931623936

 

[That Old Chestnut]

"Can't sit. Clown will eat me."

 

[Torzelbaum]

I'm not sure which is worse - that or the weevil...

 

[Becksworth]

This exists because a chan troll found the monkey's paw, didn't they?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Torzelbaum]

Cashier Turtle definitely looks like he's checked out.

 

[JBear]

"Mikey, I would love to discuss the philosophical implications of purchasing and consuming products created in our own image, but my soul left my body 3 shifts ago. Would you like a receipt?"

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Leo; he'll bag your food but he won't make eye contact.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Torzelbaum]

Foreverial Saladized

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Finally, the great taste of Cyndi Lauper is coming to your refrigerator

 

[Torzelbaum]

Girls just want to be lunch?

 

[Becksworth]

This wasn't what the weaboo envisioned when someone suggested eating food off a girl...