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Digital Down-Low 01/22/2022: Frisbee is a Registered Trademark

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
I think my favorite part of video games is all the buttons you can press when you play them. My favorite is "A"

Kicking things off with Shadowman Remastered, a... apparently pretty dang robust re-jiggering of everybodys somebodys anybodys favorite Tecmo game from the PS1 era. You know, besides Deception, or Monster Rancher or Dead or Alive. Anyway, you're a Vin Diesel who has to go around Spooky Ghost Worlds and Spooky Alive Worlds and explode the grubbin's out of all kinds of critters and murder-men. This version has all the content from every port of the game, as well as all the content that was cut out and left on the cutting room floor, so that's a lot of effort to go through to Shadowman of all games.

I don't *think* there's a promo where you can get a cash prize for defacing a relatives grave this time, but hey, maybe?

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Cardfighter Clash was a stealth release last week, and is easily the most important release for me this whole dang month. Sorry, Pokemon, but I liked Capcom and SNK *first*. It's quite possibly (almost assuredly) the best dang video adaptation of a card game on the market; rules are super easy to learn, matches are incredibly speedy and it's chock-a-block with really appealing sprite art of all kinds of Capcom and SNK characters. This version also has both versions of the game built in, and offers same-console multiplayer (which I suspect doesn't work *great* for a card game) as well as all the bells and whistles from the other NGPC ports on the Switch

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I'm making an exception to my usual "don't talk about Visual Novels because I've got Nothing to Say" stance because To Be or Not to Be came out and, for one thing, it proves what I've often believed about the genre (that Choose Your Own Adventure books already exist so... you could release them in a more comfortable format than "A TV") and also because To Be Or Not To Be is quite probably my single favorite book of the last decade, so it's got a ringing endorsement from the ol' Octo corner.

Anyway, fix up Bobby Shakes' short-comings by rewriting Hamlet and doing a GOOD job with it, for once.

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Guild of Ascension is a Stractical RPG where you've got a couple of monster choppin' adventure peeps what got a big monster-filled tower in front of them and figured "Ah, might as well solve that problem for people". Climb some stairs, chop some varmints, and get treasure to expedite the choppin' and climbing you do.

You ain't gonna let a tower go unascended, are you? Of course not, that'd be foolhardy.

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Black Wind is one of those games that came out of nowhere, and then I watched the trailer and then I said "Ooh, I'm into this!". It's a robot-em-up where you've got a big robo-suit and a whole whack of SPACE MONSTERS and BAD BOTS to introduce a lot of cordite and swords to. Trailer made it look pretty dang fun and then it went into my Wishlist.

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RPGolf Legends is a dungeon crawling RPG, where your only weapons are clubs made of iron and wood!

Because it's a Golf game!

And "Iron" and "Wood" are classifications of Golf Clubs!

Yeah... I'm pretty good at puns. You noticed that already, I'm sure.

Anyway, like how Golf Story added RPG elements to the fine act of spoiling nice walks, so to is this adding Golf Elements to RPGs, which is far less common.

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Next up is another Pixel Game Maker game, Thunder Striker, which, true to much of that line, looks convincingly similar to an existing game. In this case, it's Solar Striker for the Gameboy. Not the most expected place to look for inspiration for a knock-off, I'll admit, but ain't nothing wrong with that.

Solar Striker was fine, actually!

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Next up is what is perhaps the highest profile release of the week, and GOOD LUCK GUYS, because I lumped Cardfighter Clash in with this weeks update; Windjammers 2! It's a sequel to Windjammers, which is one of those arcade games that was only *kinda* popular at the time, but picked up a lot of popularity after the fact when people rediscovered it via emulation. Then it got a fancy remaster a couple of years ago.

And now it got a BRAND NEW sequel from DotEmu, who I have come to trust and respect w/r/t gussied up sequels to old games.

Anyway; it's Ultimate Frisbee, but way more anime, and there's lightning all over the friggin' place now.

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The Company Man is a 2D platformer that looks kinda Mega Man-y (or at least Mega Man Zero-y) except you're a Business Man, and your business is the business of KICKING ASS and becoming the CEO by pulverizing everyone above you in the corporate hierarchy. You know, because the machines of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers doesn't *need* to be metaphorical.

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And finally, we have BABY STORM, which means nothing to me whatsoever as a game, but I like the title.

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Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
Company Man has a demo if you're interested. I found it kind of meh from a gameplay standpoint, but maybe you'll think differently.
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Lots of stuff this week, and stuff I wanna do photos of! Already got a few other photos ready for when I know what the arcade thingy is, even.

Shadow Man Remastered is a rejiggered version of an Acclaim third person shooter. The company briefly left behind the problematic Native American stereotyping of Valiant Comics' Turok to make a different Valiant Comics adaptation...of a black man with voodoo powers.

Okay Valiant Comics is racist but this is still a pretty solid vidyagame adaptation.
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Drowning Cross is a pixelly adventure game where a man is searching for his missing boyfriend. The game's description doesn't straight up say that Jeremy is a police cop...but his sprite looks a lot like a police cop. Take that as you will.

I mean, you could buy worse police cop game this week. I mean, there's some Cop Car Police Simulator Chase thing for $15. Drowning Cross is only like 99 cents, and searching for your gay boyfriend is a way better premise than chasing people down.
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Blackwind is a mecha game where a colony is being ravaged by monsters and enemy mecha and the only one who can stop them is some teenage boy what found a mecha. Need to be 15 to drive a car (in America) but you are never too young to drive a super fighting robot.
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RPGolf Legends is a KEMCO release that looks surprisingly competent for a modern KEMCO release! This is an RPG where you save the world with golf. And slaughtering monsters. And the occasional fishing mini game.

Personally I'm not that into games that put Ye Olde Vidyagame Violence into traditionally nonviolent genres (Stabbing monsters in a dungeon to get stuff I need for the farming part of the farm game is one of my turn-offs with Stardew Valley), but this still looks pretty neat!
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Dragon Hills 2 has a princess riding a dragon to kill zombies.
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THUNDER STRIKER is the latest in Pixel Game Maker Series' retraux Game Boy game line. Not much to be said 'cept "It SHMUP".
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ARBS: Animal Revolt Battle Simulator is a fantasy battling game where you can have dinosaurs, giant bugs, mythological creatures, skeletons, and Roman soldiers all battle it out ib one huge free-for-all. You can make crazy custom critters, too!
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Windjammers 2 is the sequel to everybody's alleged favorite frisbee flying disc game! There are not a lot of disc-shaped objects in Animal Crossing!
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It was this or pizza or decorative plates. And I don't wanna waste a good pizza or explain to Reese & Cyrus what happened to all those annual wedding plates they give me.

Baby Storm is basically the Overcooked! of child care. Go through all kinds of crazy babysitting environments with other players (or not) and care for lots of messy, noisy children.
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And Hammer Kid is a retraux action platformer where a young boy with a hammer fights off horrible monsters.

Okay, now I realize that Thor is a public domain character, but...you know...I would probably advise against making the design of your hammer-wielding kid look too similar to Marvel's iteration of Thor. I mean, Disney doesn't own Norway (yet) but some kid with a prominent wing-a-ding helmet and red cape wielding Mjölnir might be getting a li'l close to a Disney CAD? I dunno.
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MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Let's talk more releases!

In a move I'm surprised we didn't see a lot sooner, Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel is out on pretty much every modern console (and later mobile)! This dealer of pachislots with erotic violence has released a F2P version of their card game.
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Pyramids Slot Machines is a dedicated digital pachislot with an Egyptian theme. Spend $6 of real money on a game where you can win thousands of dollars of pretend money!
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I Love Finding Pups! - Collector's Edition is a scavenger hunt game with doggos.
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Pyramid Quest is a platformer where you go desecrate a pyramid filled with traps and treasure and monsters to loot it, as one does.
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Horrid Henry's Krazy Karts is a go-kart game based on an animated adaptation of a British book series with annoying alliteration. Dunno about y'all, but a world where you're constantly referred to with a single trait that has the same first letter as your name sounds like a horrible HFIL hole.
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And the weekly Arcade Archives thingy is Hopping Mappy! The Meowkies are at it again, stealing Japanese knick-knacks and bouncing through people's lawns on pogo sticks. It's up to everybody's favorite Mouse Bastard to stop them!

This is basically the first time this game has left Japan! Nice to have proper context for that Pac-Man 99 skin.
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Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
In a move I'm surprised we didn't see a lot sooner, Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel is out on pretty much every modern console (and later mobile)! This dealer of pachislots with erotic violence has released a F2P version of their card game.
But there already is a F2P version of their card game - Duel Links. (Also, I thought this new game wasn't going to be released until later in the year.)
 
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