Long ago, when the earth was young, all peoples were united in peace and justice. And harmoniously they all came together to watch and praise twelve immaculate animes which were known throughout the world. Seeing their devotion, the gods grew jealous, and in their wrath they scattered all the people across the world and confused their language.
And they were cast into an age of darkness and strife and death, brother against brother, sister against sister, fathers and mothers against sons and daughters, every nation at war over subtitles or dubs. For the knowledge of the Twelve Animes was lost, and no one agreed what was good or bad.
Ah, what a marvel the Twelve Holy Animes were! Encompassing every genre, they were immaculate in their beauty and the strength of their emotion. Presented in an appropriate context, they can engross even a normie. It is said that if anyone should watche all twelve, their soul shall be purified, and they will escape the cycle of Saṃsāra and attain to realms of infinite bliss.
But there are many animes in the world, and it is not known which of them are the Twelve Holy Animes. Longing for respite from this fallen world of woe, various sects have arisen in search of the Twelve. Many claim to have identified one or even several, but they often disagree with one another. Some fools simply try to watch every anime, not realizing that to fail to acknowledge a holy anime deprives the viewer of its spiritual benefit. The sages tell us that when the gods sundered the world, it is possible they scattered the people and their animes not only across the face of the land, but also throughout time, and so some of the Twelve may even not have been released yet.
But we must keep the faith.
Have you found any?
And they were cast into an age of darkness and strife and death, brother against brother, sister against sister, fathers and mothers against sons and daughters, every nation at war over subtitles or dubs. For the knowledge of the Twelve Animes was lost, and no one agreed what was good or bad.
Ah, what a marvel the Twelve Holy Animes were! Encompassing every genre, they were immaculate in their beauty and the strength of their emotion. Presented in an appropriate context, they can engross even a normie. It is said that if anyone should watche all twelve, their soul shall be purified, and they will escape the cycle of Saṃsāra and attain to realms of infinite bliss.
But there are many animes in the world, and it is not known which of them are the Twelve Holy Animes. Longing for respite from this fallen world of woe, various sects have arisen in search of the Twelve. Many claim to have identified one or even several, but they often disagree with one another. Some fools simply try to watch every anime, not realizing that to fail to acknowledge a holy anime deprives the viewer of its spiritual benefit. The sages tell us that when the gods sundered the world, it is possible they scattered the people and their animes not only across the face of the land, but also throughout time, and so some of the Twelve may even not have been released yet.
But we must keep the faith.
Have you found any?