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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tournament Fighters (TT Top 50 Edition)

Issun

Chumpy
(He/Him)
I had Vanilla Ice in my last spot as kind of a joke but I'm still glad he showed up. That's the power of ninja rap.
 

Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
I had the Rodneys on my list largely on the strength of being a memorable annoyance in Turtles in Time, and I guess on NES too though my memories there are fuzzier. Those are some sweet action figures of ‘em, love all the accessories and options.
 

Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
I had the Rodneys on my list largely on the strength of being a memorable annoyance in Turtles in Time, and I guess on NES too though my memories there are fuzzier. Those are some sweet action figures of ‘em, love all the accessories and options.

Yeah, NECA has really been killin' it over the last several years as far as recreating designs from the original 'toon (the movies too). The Rodneys are a highlight, although like a lot of NECA figures, they're kinda fragile. One of the foldout lasers on mine broke and I'm not even sure how! But that's just the risk of high-end toys like this.
 

Lokii

(He/Him)
Staff member
Moderator
I came across this image in a gis and things are getting too weirdly circular for my liking

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Lokii

(He/Him)
Staff member
Moderator


#48: Wyrm
Points: 40 | Lists: 2
“The Wiggly Weirdo Warrior”
Wyrm is a worm who eats worms. He's got worms for fingers and a worm for a leg. His pants are held up by a big worm he tied around his waist. Wyrm knows the secret to branding is to strike a singular note as hard and often as you can. He was never part of the original storyline, instead being one of those c-list characters invented for the toyline. According to the card backing he was a mild-mannered garbageman who slipped and fell into Shredder's dumpster and the rest is history.

Despite his minor status Wyrm has proven to be remarkably resilient (just like a real worm??). He showed up in Archie comics as a Killer Croc/Alien/Muppet hybrid and in the 2012 cartoon as a Mr. Myxlplyx-esq Chaos God whose design evokes the original toy in a fun way.

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Then there's the IDW version which takes the best aspects the previous incarnations to make a character that is both menacing and goofy in all the right ways. This conception of Wyrm is a conglomeration of flatworms who's mutation allows them to form together into a big wiggly mass. They use a rubber ducky and a flushed goldfish in place of eyeballs! A much better choice of accessory than a worm belt IMO.

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"Wyrm is an action figure I had that represents what would happen if Big Daddy Roth was less interested in cars and more interested in... fishing maybe?" - Johnny Unusual​
 
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Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
The middle years of the original TMNT toy line went so hard on being so buckwild with designs, and I loved every single one of them. I always loved Wyrm for his weird tentacle foot, which I only now realize is supposed to be yet another worm
 

Lokii

(He/Him)
Staff member
Moderator
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#46: War
Points: 45 | Lists: 2
“Guha guha... Can't stop laughing!! It fun on someone beat!!”
Not to be confused with Jagwar, War is a minor Archie villain and one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. He's a big purple triceratops desperately in need of a pedicure. Fairly unnoteworthy if not for his inexplicable appearance in the SNES version of Tournament Fighters. Why he should be chosen to fill out the roster is anyone's guess. I suppose Konami wanted a menacing bruiser, but this is a game with a shark wrestle-man so I don't know. In the game War is a miscellaneous alien with no clear agenda or backstory. His stage, "Mt. Olympus," has a giant Olmec head, the Egyptian sphynx, and off-color Bebop and Rocksteady. It's all very mysterious.

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His special is officially called War Dynamic, but War is a mysterious guy and for some reason on the fighting game wiki this move is referred to as "The Flyin' Hawaiian Disco-tech Edition." This has the stink of an in-joke, but I find it charming none the less. It just seems to fit the mysterious and inexplicable nature of War.
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Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
I had War at #19 on my list. He looks mean, nasty and kinda cool (but I prefer his other color scheme/palette). His bouncy ball of doom ultimate-attack is weird and impractical but fun. He also has a throw like Ken's Hell Wheel - one of my favorite ridiculous unrealistic fighting game throws.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
The horsemen arc of the Archie TMNT was the first comic I ever collected, and War was my favorite character in Tournament fighters even though there was an evil future shark
 

Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
The SNES tourney fighters roster was always massively confusing to me. I knew Chrome Dome and Wingnut, but who are these other guys???? Why are series regulars like Rocksteady and Baxter relegated to background cameos? Why is the final boss Rat King!?

I only recently learned that War came out of the Archie stories and that makes me want to read them even more. Just one more weird layer to the weirdness that is TMNT Tournament Fighters.
 

Issun

Chumpy
(He/Him)
The SNES tourney fighters roster was always massively confusing to me. I knew Chrome Dome and Wingnut, but who are these other guys???? Why are series regulars like Rocksteady and Baxter relegated to background cameos? Why is the final boss Rat King!?
The weirdness was part of the appeal for me with Tournament Fighters.
 

Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
I had War at #19 on my list. He looks mean, nasty and kinda cool (but I prefer his other color scheme/palette). His bouncy ball of doom ultimate-attack is weird and impractical but fun. He also has a throw like Ken's Hell Wheel - one of my favorite ridiculous unrealistic fighting game throws.
This, pretty much. I had War somewhere down on my list solely on the basis of him being fun to mess around with in TF.
Also what the heck is he. I mean, “triceratops”, yeah I guess he’s got three horns and the neck frill but beyond that he’s all claws and spikes and fangs. A mysterious dino-thing indeed.
 

JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
I mean, I think he's just supposed to be a weird monster. I didn't vote for any of the Archie TMNT Four Horsemen (although one was one my long list, IIRC), but I loved their designs, and War is "weird monster", Famine is "emaciated weird monster", and Pestilence is "sentient swarm of flies".
 

Dracula

Plastic Vampire
(He/His)
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#45: Krang’s Android Body
Points: 47 | Lists: 2
"What if the brain wanted a human body?" "Cool, makes sense." "Also, it can grow and shrink, it has a tuning fork on its head, and he sits in a window in the stomach." "...do you know where brains go?" -- Jbear

When the merciless alien warlord known as Krang was exiled from his world to the cold streets of New York, he was also stripped of his original body and left to fend for himself as a barely mobile pink brain-like creature. Fortunately, Krang forged an alliance with the ninja master Oroku Saki, alias Shredder, who used his army of ninja to plunder the Big Apple of its cutting-edge technology. The result: A towering cybernetic meat suit for Krang, replete with special gadgets and powers. The suit debuted in the first season of the 1987 animated series and had some of its most iconic moments in the episode Shredder and Splintered, where it grew to tremendous heights and stomped down fifth avenue like King Kong, only downed when the turtles manage to infiltrate its mechanical innards. The suit continued to serve as Krang’s life support system and signature weapon for most of the animated series.

It also looks kind of like a big diaper baby man.

Krang and his android body take inspiration from a similar concept originally seen in the Mirage comics, but the animated series version was more or less invented wholly for television. Beyond its frequent TV appearances, the suit usually showed up as a major boss battle or stage hazard in the old Konami video games. Playmates released a toy of the suit representing its gigantified version and, later on, a miniaturized version to scale with the regular toyline. Since then, many iterations of Krang’s weird speedo suit have shown up in Turtles media, some toning down the weirdness and others ratcheting it up.

The android body is a quintessential piece of Turtles ephemera. It blends moderate body horror with a quirky sci-fi design and isn't afraid to let its freak flag fly.
Krang's robot body's super dated visor shades. -- Purple
 

Falselogic

Lapsed Threadcromancer
(they/them)
I mean the underoos are already spandex! Why does the robot need suspenders for them as well?!
 
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