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Your Lye In April : Daikaiju's 2023 April Fools Round-up

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Once again, that magical holiday is upon us again!
Go forth and gather the japes and jests from all corners of the Digital Frontier!

Please remember the following caveats:
  • Nothing purposefully cruel
  • No griping about the holiday here. It's a big forum. Make your own thread
  • Have fun!
 

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
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Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
huh.

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Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)

Highlights

Senior Chief Executive Lead Producer’s note: Please do not post this anywhere outside of our internal documentation where we have the full notes for the next dozen patches all completely written in advance. Please. I’m begging you to keep your fingers off the copy/paste keys. Please protect our perfect record of never leaking any content in advance.
The player with the most gold is now required to purchase and operate General Chat.

The Swift Retribution talent no longer gives attack speed in PvP. Now when you kill another player, Swift Retribution causes your character to announce: “I’m the problem; it’s me”.

Death Knight​

New ability: Dead Lasso – Death Knights who activate their inner Dead Lasso quickly overcome a modest amount of adversity to find unbelievable success by grouping up with others.

Demon Hunter​

Blur is now known for something other than Song 2.

Evoker​

Tyranny now applies taxation to the target without representation.

Graceful Stride is now 30% less likely to be broken. Nobody’s gonna slow you down. Oh no! You’ve got to keep on movin’.

Mage​

Blink now has 182 charges.

Monk​


Monks who complain about their secondary resource can now earn the new Achievement “Enjoy Some Whine with Your Chi”.


Warlock​

No changes necessary; possibly forever.
 

Mr Bean

Chief Detective
I haven't seen an announcement, but Magic Arena has special card backs that look like damaged playground cards with the edges worn out and a 1993 school desk play space complete with greasy salty snack food for today.
 

lincolnic

can stop, will stop
(he/him)
Magic the Gathering: Arena has some good ones, if you ever played Magic in the 90s.

First, a new game board that looks like your old lunch table, with a ton of easter eggs. (If you click the "Goblin Balloon Brigade" tape, it flips over to "Llanowar Elves" on the b-side. Also in this picture: my opponent scooping to Emrakul.)

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But even better than that, if you don't have your cards in a sleeve, I'm afraid they're all now heavily played.

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Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Via TiersInRain:
 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
So more about pranking rather than being a prank. This came out last year but I'm seeing it now, if you're curious about the brain chemistry of being fooled here's a fun infographic:

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The original article is behind a paywall sadly.
 
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