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Who would win in a fight?

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
While the Spice Girls have the advantage of numbers, two of their number are represented by a baby and being posh, and I think that would be a liability.

Id still give them the the nod, since while I don’t know what sport Sporty plays, it denotes a level of athleticism that is only helpful in a street fight. Especially if it’s something like MMA competitor

And as far as I know, there’s no Scary Beastie.

I forget the other one, but I feel like she would be enough to offset that pressing advantage, even if she were another baby
 

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
Well that's not really a personality
 

Paul le Fou

Pickle Bus Owns Tulip Town
(He)
However, the Beastie Boys are known to be experienced fighters, in that they do just that for their right to party.
 

Ixo

"This is not my beautiful forum!" - David Byrne
(Hi Guy)
Do the Beasties get to use their robot from Intergalactic?
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
But why do they even have to fight? Why can't they just be friends?
However, the Beastie Boys are known to be experienced fighters, in that they do just that for their right to party.
And they're not above resorting to dirty tactics like sabotage. But they do have a bad habit of not always getting enough sleep so they might not be in the best shape for a fight.
 

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
Is this involving time travel shenanigans so they are all in their prime, or now? Not only are the Boys older, they are down one member.
 
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Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Height of their powers, but only using what tools nature and destiny have granted them.

No robots, no David Beckham summon magic
 

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
Do they get prep time? Batman always gets prep time in fight threads.
 

gogglebob

The Goggles Do Nothing
(he/him)
In the interest of fairness, can this be the Beastie Boys of NBA Jam versus The Spice Girls of the seminal PS1 title, Spice World?


 

Purple

(She/Her)
Well I mean if they have to dress like that I think those giant platform shoes might way the Girls down enough to offset the numerical advantage... but they do seem to also generally have always been in better shape.

If you were making a movie out of this though, the way to play it out is to give everyone supernatural powers. The Boys all have totemic beasts they can like summon or transform into, while the Girls could summon blasts of their respective spices... which... OK why is only one of them actually named after an actual spice? It feels like there was a miscommunication there, and now all I can think of is
 

Purple

(She/Her)
Yeah I just heard that earlier today. Don't think that's going to take effect soon enough to be a fight-ender though.
 
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