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We will now open the floor to questions

Lokii

(He/Him)
Staff member
Moderator
Octo what is the appropriate amount of pumpkins for halloween?

I have three at the moment but I'm worried that's either way too high or low.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)

Different answer depending on the phase of the current moon. For the moment, “Because soneobe

Octo what is the appropriate amount of pumpkins for halloween?

I have three at the moment but I'm worried that's either way too high or low.

A difficult question, but one that’s been well documented. The correct number of pumpkins is fairly immaterial compared to their size; combine the ages of everyone in the house and divide that number by the number of residents. That is the weight of Pumpkin Mass you can display without being considered gauche.
Whether it’s two pumpkins at half that weight, or 700 pumpkins (or Pimpkins, as they would certainly be smaller) at one seven hundredth, it’s fine.
 

RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could hire contractors to do the wood chucking?
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Less than a pound; those muscles lose definition quickly when not used.

Never skip Wood Chucking Day at the Gym
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
The answer to the one question answers the other; whoever drives Vaeran home is a Good Boy.

Unless they don’t identify as such, in which case use whichever pronoun is appropriate
 

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
What is the difference between Octopus Prime the person, and Octopus Prime the character?
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
(grunts with an inquisitive inflection)

*waggles eyebrows*

How would you explain Tim Allen?

Why we would all like to believe, there is simply no evidence to support the claim there’s ever been a Tim Allen. It’s most likely a hallucination brought on by eating tainted corn and seeing a weather balloon.

Where did you hide the diamonds?

Gave them to Tim Allen

What is the difference between Octopus Prime the person, and Octopus Prime the character?

Inly one of us has a SAG credit for the role
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
How many?

With proper diet and rest, 6 months or 800 miles


Why is only the floor opened to questions?

The last time we opened the roof to question, an eagle swooped in and carried away the mayor. We still can’t find them. A harsh lesson was learned that day.


What is the deal with airline peanuts?

Airline peanuts aren’t much of a deal at all, in fact. While a tasty, carb-rich snack while traveling, a tiny pouch or two on a multi-hundred dollar plane ticket is hardly an economical choice. Shame on you, airplanes.



Can’t see why not
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
Airline peanuts aren’t much of a deal at all, in fact. While a tasty, carb-rich snack while traveling, a tiny pouch or two on a multi-hundred dollar plane ticket is hardly an economical choice. Shame on you, airplanes.
When is something going to be done about those damn eagles!?
 

q 3

here to eat fish and erase the universe
(they/them)
A statement does not become a question merely because you add a question mark to it?
 
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