“Why, hello, my name is Lionel Hutz. I’m an attorney in the burgeoning city of Toontown and, well, after a recent *squints* play-jar-is-em case got overturned, well, it ended up opening up a wonderful floodgate that allows me to be gainfully employed. I won’t bore you with the details because I only know what I read on a news chiron at the airport while I was looking for unattended luggage but simply it leaves pretty much every cartoon character vulnerable, as every cartoon character is a soul who is stolen from another person, whether they be a celebrity or simply a character that predated them. I have a lot of cases coming up and I need you, my new paralegal team, to help me file 50 of the files of my newest clients. Please read these carefully and file appropriately. I don’t know what that entails but if you put them in the big metal drawer, it’ll probably sort itself out.
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