The Homestar Runner Dot Net Quote Thread - It's Dot Com!

[Exposition Owl]

People give thanks for things like favorite food, spiced bun, frozen bake, an' all that, an' all that!

 

[Octopus Prime]

I’m grateful for this fork in my eye

 

[Johnny Unusual]

"Hello Marzipan, this is Crack Stuntman. I'm the handsome actor whose handsomely payed to play... Gun-Hayver on the Cheat Command Show."

 

[SpoonyBard]

"Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be "Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!""

"No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges.""

"Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?"

"I don't know, man. You hear the words "covered bridges" and you just go into a trance."

"Ohhh, covered bridges..."

 

[Octopus Prime]

Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming for you
To chop you in two

Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming to town
To cut your whole family down

 

[MetManMas]

Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming for you
To chop you in two

Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming to town
To cut your whole family down

 

[Exposition Owl]

And so they returned the sword of St. Olaf to its rightful owner, and discovered the true meaning of Decemberween.

 

[Octopus Prime]

“What’s not to understand? Eh Steve’s mouth exploded the universe and that little guy did a tiny tiny dance.”
“Right… the true meaning of Decemberween”

 

[SpoonyBard]

"Marzipan? Did that guy just call me Hot Pooey? And invite me inside that bush?"

 

[Octopus Prime]

From the makers of Hot Jones, it’s Hot Pooey
“Oh Dear God, What Have We Done?”

 

[SpoonyBard]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

"Oh cwap! I set the alarm for PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!"

"Oh cwap! It's Decemberween already!"

Wham!

"Oh cwap! I ran into the door!"

Wham Bam Thank You Maam!

".......oh cwap I fell down the stairs."

Siiiiiigh.

"And now. I ran out of the house. Naked somehow. ...oohh but it IS snowing!"

 

[SpoonyBard]

"Texting from a few feet away? For shaaaaaaaaaame! ...and what's this other text mess?"

"It's a... frontways cupid?"

"Looks MORE like a USB dongle goblin!"

 

[Exposition Owl]

get out of my backyard or maybe don’t
‘cause I’m about to watch a movie movie movie

 

[Issun]

Don't hold it like that! She'll get the droops! You gotta hold it by the corners. Like a real baby!

 

[SpoonyBard]

Stiny! Baad Mamdia! Bamaacied!

 

[Issun]

On a scale of one to awesome, I'm super-great.

 

[Exposition Owl]

Ob’m know. Maybe eat it, kids.

 

[SpoonyBard]

Schenectady Krispies are so freakin good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your you....sopho....gas.

I hope I don't get caught!

 

[SpoonyBard]

You shut up too much in this one!

 

[Exposition Owl]

We'll need fifty bags of jold! I mean, gold. Fifty bag of golds!

 

[Exposition Owl]

-IS A MIRACLE

-Pff. Whatever. I'm 'a go re-nog.

 

[SpoonyBard]

Thank you, Hot Pooey, would you care to co-inside?

...Marzipan, did that guy just call me 'Hot Pooey'? And invite me inside that bush?

 

[Exposition Owl]

I’VE GOT NO MONEY RIDING ON THIS ONE
(he’s got exactly zero dollars riding on this one.)

 

[SpoonyBard]

Stop talking to fruit! Valentimes is serious times!

 

[Exposition Owl]

I’m glad we compromised on flaming layup drills!

 

[Exposition Owl]

And in the moonlight things get kinda kooky
Girl you know they do
And your parents don’t respect me as a man

 

[Exposition Owl]

Never mind! Never mind at all! Never mind all the time go away please forever!

 

[SpoonyBard]

"And now behind Door Number 2ce, is Bubs!"

 

[Bongo]

I'm a woman on the prowl
And I stick up for myself
The city is at night
And I'm dancing, dancing

(Homsar solo)

Look out, world
I'm an independent girl
Rolling around like a motorcade
Look out, world
I'm an independent girl
You can meet me down at the arcade

 

[Exposition Owl]

What kind of power-up is moist beam?!