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The Homestar Runner Dot Net Quote Thread - It's Dot Com!

"Hello Marzipan, this is Crack Stuntman. I'm the handsome actor whose handsomely payed to play... Gun-Hayver on the Cheat Command Show."
 
"Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be "Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!""

"No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges.""

"Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?"

"I don't know, man. You hear the words "covered bridges" and you just go into a trance."

"Ohhh, covered bridges..."
 
🎵Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming for you
To chop you in two

Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming to town
To cut your whole family down🎵
 
Octopus Prime said:
🎵Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming for you
To chop you in two

Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming to town
To cut your whole family down🎵
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And so they returned the sword of St. Olaf to its rightful owner, and discovered the true meaning of Decemberween.
 
“What’s not to understand? Eh Steve’s mouth exploded the universe and that little guy did a tiny tiny dance.”
“Right… the true meaning of Decemberween”
 
Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

"Oh cwap! I set the alarm for PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!"

"Oh cwap! It's Decemberween already!"

Wham!

"Oh cwap! I ran into the door!"

Wham Bam Thank You Maam!

".......oh cwap I fell down the stairs."

Siiiiiigh.

"And now. I ran out of the house. Naked somehow. ...oohh but it IS snowing!"
 
"Texting from a few feet away? For shaaaaaaaaaame! ...and what's this other text mess?"

"It's a... frontways cupid?"

"Looks MORE like a USB dongle goblin!"
 
Don't hold it like that! She'll get the droops! You gotta hold it by the corners. Like a real baby!
 
Schenectady Krispies are so freakin good, they taste twice! Once in your mouth, and once in your you....sopho....gas.

I hope I don't get caught!
 
Thank you, Hot Pooey, would you care to co-inside?

...Marzipan, did that guy just call me 'Hot Pooey'? And invite me inside that bush?
 
I'm a woman on the prowl
And I stick up for myself
The city is at night
And I'm dancing, dancing

(Homsar solo)

Look out, world
I'm an independent girl
Rolling around like a motorcade
Look out, world
I'm an independent girl
You can meet me down at the arcade
 
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