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The Homestar Runner Dot Net Quote Thread - It's Dot Com!

Exposition Owl

Owl of the not-so-wild
(he/him/his)
People give thanks for things like favorite food, spiced bun, frozen bake, an' all that, an' all that!
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
"Hello Marzipan, this is Crack Stuntman. I'm the handsome actor whose handsomely payed to play... Gun-Hayver on the Cheat Command Show."
 

SpoonyBard

A Bard Named SPOONY
(He/Him)
"Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be "Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!""

"No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges.""

"Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?"

"I don't know, man. You hear the words "covered bridges" and you just go into a trance."

"Ohhh, covered bridges..."
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
🎵Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming for you
To chop you in two

Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming to town
To cut your whole family down🎵
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
🎵Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming for you
To chop you in two

Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming to town
To cut your whole family down🎵
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Exposition Owl

Owl of the not-so-wild
(he/him/his)
And so they returned the sword of St. Olaf to its rightful owner, and discovered the true meaning of Decemberween.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
“What’s not to understand? Eh Steve’s mouth exploded the universe and that little guy did a tiny tiny dance.”
“Right… the true meaning of Decemberween”
 

SpoonyBard

A Bard Named SPOONY
(He/Him)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

"Oh cwap! I set the alarm for PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!"

"Oh cwap! It's Decemberween already!"

Wham!

"Oh cwap! I ran into the door!"

Wham Bam Thank You Maam!

".......oh cwap I fell down the stairs."

Siiiiiigh.

"And now. I ran out of the house. Naked somehow. ...oohh but it IS snowing!"
 

SpoonyBard

A Bard Named SPOONY
(He/Him)
"Texting from a few feet away? For shaaaaaaaaaame! ...and what's this other text mess?"

"It's a... frontways cupid?"

"Looks MORE like a USB dongle goblin!"
 

Issun

Avarice
Don't hold it like that! She'll get the droops! You gotta hold it by the corners. Like a real baby!
 
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