People give thanks for things like favorite food, spiced bun, frozen bake, an' all that, an' all that!
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The Homestar Runner Dot Net Quote Thread - It's Dot Com!
- Thread starter Johnny Unusual
- Start date
I’m grateful for this fork in my eye
Johnny Unusual
(He/Him)
"Hello Marzipan, this is Crack Stuntman. I'm the handsome actor whose handsomely payed to play... Gun-Hayver on the Cheat Command Show."
"Strong Bad, I thought you said our float was going to be "Celebrating Our Nation's Covered Bridges!""
"No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges.""
"Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?"
"I don't know, man. You hear the words "covered bridges" and you just go into a trance."
"Ohhh, covered bridges..."
"No, I said our float was going to be "Sticking-You-in-a-Fake-Snowman-and-Beating-You-Senseless-With-Nunchucks... Covered Bridges.""
"Well, how on earth did I misunderstand all that?"
"I don't know, man. You hear the words "covered bridges" and you just go into a trance."
"Ohhh, covered bridges..."
Santaman is a Blade ManHe’s coming for you
To chop you in two
Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming to town
To cut your whole family down
He’s coming for you
To chop you in two
Santaman is a Blade Man
He’s coming to town
To cut your whole family down
And so they returned the sword of St. Olaf to its rightful owner, and discovered the true meaning of Decemberween.
“What’s not to understand? Eh Steve’s mouth exploded the universe and that little guy did a tiny tiny dance.”
“Right… the true meaning of Decemberween”
“Right… the true meaning of Decemberween”
"Marzipan? Did that guy just call me Hot Pooey? And invite me inside that bush?"
From the makers of Hot Jones, it’s Hot Pooey
“Oh Dear God, What Have We Done?”
“Oh Dear God, What Have We Done?”
Yaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
"Oh cwap! I set the alarm for PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!"
"Oh cwap! It's Decemberween already!"
Wham!
"Oh cwap! I ran into the door!"
Wham Bam Thank You Maam!
".......oh cwap I fell down the stairs."
Siiiiiigh.
"And now. I ran out of the house. Naked somehow. ...oohh but it IS snowing!"
"Oh cwap! I set the alarm for PM instead of AM again! I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!"
"Oh cwap! It's Decemberween already!"
Wham!
"Oh cwap! I ran into the door!"
Wham Bam Thank You Maam!
".......oh cwap I fell down the stairs."
Siiiiiigh.
"And now. I ran out of the house. Naked somehow. ...oohh but it IS snowing!"