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The 108 Earthly Temptations

Vaeran

(GRUNTING)
(he/him)
In Japan, at the end of the year, a bell is chimed 108 times in Buddhist temples to finish the old year and welcome the new one. Each ring represents one of 108 earthly temptations (Bonnō) a person must overcome to achieve nirvana.

You know them, I know them. Let's count em down together and achieve nirvana or whatever. I will not be taking any questions or requests for clarification.

1. Hitting the snooze button one more time
2. Doing it tomorrow, whatever it is
3. Buffalo wings
4. Telling your boss all his ideas are dumb and impractical
5. Jerkin' it
6. Keying a Cadillac
7. Extra cheese (thanks Büge)
8. "Oh shit look at that DLC outfit. ...No, I shouldn't. ...But it's only $1.99, and the default outfit is SO dumb. URRGGHH FINE"
9. also extra cheese (thanks nosimpleway)

9 down, 99 to go. Ring my bell, Talking Time.
 
18. Using wet wipes despite knowing full well what they do to plumbing
19. Browsing the internet while at work
20. "I can go to the gym tomorrow instead"
21. The lure of arguing over semantics
22. Telling That One Guy in the office their ideas are racist/sexist/whatever-ist, because they can't understand or fathom the concept of degrees of severity, or internal biases, or systemic prejudice, and you'd just be making a bigger scene than it's worth
 

JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
27. Reading the content of someone you have on ignore on social media.
 

RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
30. Saying something gives you nightmares even when it doesn't
31. Telling something, after saying you won't tell
32. Mistaking a logistical growth curve for an exponential curve
33. Kelp theft
 

RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
36. Rushing into a fight before the rest of your group is ready.

Hey @RT-55J , did you mean logarithmic there?
No.


The logistic function is closely related to the exponential function. The first half of a logistical curve appears virtually identical to an exponential curve at first glance, but it's only after reaching the inflection point that the difference becomes clear. Unlike exponential functions (which are unbounded), models using logistic functions acknowledge that there are inherent limiting factors to growth (e.g. resources/competition limit the otherwise exponential effects of population growth).
 

Olli

(he/him)
41. Not going to bed at a reasonable time even though there's work/school in the morning
 

RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
42. Making jokes about the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
45. That booty*

*Keep in mind that booty has many variations that are enjoyed by many genders and sexual orientations.
 
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