You know them, I know them. Let's count em down together and achieve nirvana or whatever. I will not be taking any questions or requests for clarification.
1. Hitting the snooze button one more time
2. Doing it tomorrow, whatever it is
3. Buffalo wings
4. Telling your boss all his ideas are dumb and impractical
5. Jerkin' it
6. Keying a Cadillac
7. Extra cheese (thanks Büge)
8. "Oh shit look at that DLC outfit. ...No, I shouldn't. ...But it's only $1.99, and the default outfit is SO dumb. URRGGHH FINE"
9. also extra cheese (thanks nosimpleway)
9 down, 99 to go. Ring my bell, Talking Time.