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SciFi & Fantasy Art is Still Weird

Büge

Arm Candy
(she/her)
It's Chuck Tingle's latest romance novel, CUDDLED BY MY DEMISEXUAL PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS GIRLFRIEND FOR THE COMPERSION OF OUR AROACE ALIEN ANCHOR PARTNER
 

Büge

Arm Candy
(she/her)
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Exposition Owl

Happy Owlidays!
(he/him/his)
"Space travel! Einstein! Lincoln! Tutankhamun! And ... an apple." Wow, the benevolent wizard that that kid is psychically manifesting sure ran out of ideas fast.
 

Exposition Owl

Happy Owlidays!
(he/him/his)
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There's a lot going on in this image, but I'm going to start by saying that the guy in the upper left has used so much Brylcreem that he has crossed into some kind of Hair Uncanny Valley, which I didn't even know was possible. Or maybe he just decided to cut out the middleman and get a toupee made of molded plastic.
 
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Exposition Owl

Happy Owlidays!
(he/him/his)
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I love the pilot's facial expression in this one. "You see what I have to work with here? I've got a frickin' Time Baby on my bridge!"
 

Fredde

Let me rock you Chaugnar Faugn
(He/Him)
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There's a lot going on in this image, but I'm going to start by saying that the guy in the upper left has used so much Brylcreem that he has crossed into some kind of Hair Uncanny Valley, which I didn't even know was possible. Or maybe he just decided to cut out the middleman and get a toupee made of molded plastic.
I just have so many questions about that helmet. Why does it have a bunch of tiny rockets, that are all firing in the opposite direction of the rocket pack? Is it for maneuvering somehow? Or are they shooting beams at something? And also, that rocket pack is pretty clearly burning the guy's legs.

As for the dude with the walkie-talkie, that's Mandrake the Magician, isn't it?
 

lincolnic

can stop, will stop
(he/him)
I just have so many questions about that helmet. Why does it have a bunch of tiny rockets, that are all firing in the opposite direction of the rocket pack? Is it for maneuvering somehow? Or are they shooting beams at something? And also, that rocket pack is pretty clearly burning the guy's legs.

As for the dude with the walkie-talkie, that's Mandrake the Magician, isn't it?
Let's also not overlook the fact that Rocket McCalfburns also appears to be wearing flippers.
 

Exposition Owl

Happy Owlidays!
(he/him/his)
I think the apple is shorthand for physics
OK, that makes sense. The benevolent wizard knows both relativistic and classical physics, then. And presumably the butterfly stands for biology. It’s a pity that there’s not more from the arts and humanities, though.

And my apologies, Büge: I think I misinterpreted the picture. Now that I look again, the computer is manifesting the wizard, and the ghostly squiggle is apparently the line of ideas that the wizard is beaming directly into the kid’s brain. But is that static electricity around the kid’s head and arms? To be frank, I have some doubts about this wizard’s pedagogical techniques.
 

Fredde

Let me rock you Chaugnar Faugn
(He/Him)
I wasn't sure if I should post it here or in the skeleton thread, but I had to post it somewhere, due to the extraordinary use of skeleton-as-clothing:

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Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
I don't know why but I feel like that needs a punny name but I'm not sure what.

underworld bra?

pushing-up-daisies bra?

Did she get it from Vecna's Secret?

Attaching it to Skull Codpiece is taking it to another level though.
Is it still a codpiece if it's worn by a woman?
 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
Jillstrap is technically the term that would be most appropriate here, but everyone just uses jockstrap anyway. And jockstrap isn't quite right but eh, closest I got.
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
I was thinking it was sort of like a loincloth but those usually aren't connected to anything on the upper torso.

But we digress...

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