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Met's Animal Crossing Holiday Special Dumping Grounds

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(He, him)
Even in this shit year, it's the holiday season and I'm in a mood for this kinda thing. So I'm making another thread 'cuz I might do more than one of these holiday shoots and they'll be a li'l longer than the individual retweets.

Anyway, this shoot was inspired by those few lovely holiday specials that are all about shaming someone into believing in Santa.


If there's one thing the many holiday specials have taught me over the years, it's this:

BELIEVE IN SANTA OR DIE!!

A Champ Productions Pre-Toy Day PSA Announcement Shoot

Believe it or not, there are some kids out there who do not believe in Santa Claus.

Here is one of them now.

Every time somebody is vocal about not believing in Santa Claus, it sets off his Santa Sense and makes him cry.

He knows when you've been sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you're a non-believer

So stop calling him fake!

Even a single person not believing in Santa is enough to make him not do Santa-ing anymore...or worse.
Mrs. Claus regrets ever having the elfs put the oil drums next to the oven, this is like the 125th time she's had to stop him today.

So remember, if you make a big deal about not believing in Santa Claus, the Krampus will watch an angry mob burn you to a crisp.


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