You know that red sauce/salsa/whatever they sell at Chipotle? What they call the hottest they have? That stuff is like fucking crack to me. I've ordered entire meals for me and my wife just to get at that sweet, sweet slightly firey sauce. I crave it, no joke. Like, the thread title is a joke, I'm not really ashamed about it, but fucking hell do I love that red shit. I want to make a giant batch of it myself and just gorge myself on it until I puke. I love it. I know this is a weird thread but I want some right now and I just had some two days ago and I can't justify ordering it again. Fucking hell why isn't it sold in stores. I don't know where to get New Mexico Red Hatch Chiles in fucking Michigan. Shit