I have had it up to here with not knowing who Talking Time's favorite Koopaling is, and I'm taking decisive action. I'm also interested in pizza toppings, but I don't have time to be making all kinds of polls so I have combined them into one. Don't worry, I have utilized complex and proprietary formulae to scientifically determine each Koopaling's equivalent topping.
Votes cannot be split. I do not recognize Bowser Jr., and any write-in votes for him will be discarded. (In the name of science, I calculated his corresponding pizza topping anyway. The algorithm -- whose results are unassailable -- came up with corn and mayonnaise.)
Also, please discuss why you voted the way you did, so we can get some discussion going in here! For me it's always been Lemmy. His rainbow hair and ball-balancing gimmick are cute, and his perpetually doofy expression is highly relatable as I, too, rarely know what the fuck is going on. As for pineapple, well... I like pizza and I like pineapple, but I've never actually had them together! I guess it could be alright. Honestly I'd be happier with just some pepperoni, but I can't in good conscience abandon my boy Lemmy. So... I guess pineapple is my favorite now.
shit this was a terrible idea
Votes cannot be split. I do not recognize Bowser Jr., and any write-in votes for him will be discarded. (In the name of science, I calculated his corresponding pizza topping anyway. The algorithm -- whose results are unassailable -- came up with corn and mayonnaise.)
Also, please discuss why you voted the way you did, so we can get some discussion going in here! For me it's always been Lemmy. His rainbow hair and ball-balancing gimmick are cute, and his perpetually doofy expression is highly relatable as I, too, rarely know what the fuck is going on. As for pineapple, well... I like pizza and I like pineapple, but I've never actually had them together! I guess it could be alright. Honestly I'd be happier with just some pepperoni, but I can't in good conscience abandon my boy Lemmy. So... I guess pineapple is my favorite now.
shit this was a terrible idea