Favorite Koopaling and also pizza topping

[Vaeran]

I have had it up to here with not knowing who Talking Time's favorite Koopaling is, and I'm taking decisive action. I'm also interested in pizza toppings, but I don't have time to be making all kinds of polls so I have combined them into one. Don't worry, I have utilized complex and proprietary formulae to scientifically determine each Koopaling's equivalent topping.

Votes cannot be split. I do not recognize Bowser Jr., and any write-in votes for him will be discarded. (In the name of science, I calculated his corresponding pizza topping anyway. The algorithm -- whose results are unassailable -- came up with corn and mayonnaise.)

Also, please discuss why you voted the way you did, so we can get some discussion going in here! For me it's always been Lemmy. His rainbow hair and ball-balancing gimmick are cute, and his perpetually doofy expression is highly relatable as I, too, rarely know what the fuck is going on. As for pineapple, well... I like pizza and I like pineapple, but I've never actually had them together! I guess it could be alright. Honestly I'd be happier with just some pepperoni, but I can't in good conscience abandon my boy Lemmy. So... I guess pineapple is my favorite now.

shit this was a terrible idea

 

[Lokii]

Roy's my boy. Reasons: a. it rhymes, b. he wears cool shades, c. he's literally my son, d. I've got nothing again sausage on pizzas but I prefer it with veggies to cut through the heaviness but my other literal son Alex (age 10 1/2) disagrees. He wants nothing but sausage as a topping which is too much for my and that's why he's disowned.

 

[Octopus Prime]

while Larry is my favourite Koopaling, Pepparoni is my favourite Pizza ToppingAnd furthermore, Iggy is in my top four Koopalings.

And the gulf between my love of Larry and disdain for Extra Cheese is far greater than that between Iggy and Pepparoni

 

[Johnny Unusual]

The fact that Lemmy is basically just 5 year old me cannot diminish my love of sausage. Sorry, I'm a Roy man now.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Just like Roy I wear my sunglasses at night.

I like sausage but pepperoni is actually my favorite. But pepperoni is a type of sausage so I think my vote is still technically correct.

 

[Falselogic]

You can't make me choose a favorite topping or a favorite Koopling. I love them all. Your poll is as empty as you soul! Talking Time ill needs a thread such as this!

 

[Vaeran]

Guards! Seize them!!

 

[Torzelbaum]

shit this was a terrible idea

*is about to say something but sees what happened to Falselogic so decides to just keep his trap shut*

 

[Falselogic]

Also Bowser Jr. is good actually.

 

[Octopus Prime]

I always perceived Roy as a bully, so I won’t vote for him even though sausage is amazing

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Each of them have turned royalty into animals and stole their wands. Roy might READ bully but they are all bullies. Roy's the only one who says "Dork" when he does it.

 

[q 3]

pizza with dinosaur meat please

 

[Violentvixen]

Yes it's a pizza but it's not Roy's one

 

[Patrick]

Roy / Sausage. The algorithm works.

 

[YangusKhan]

Mushrooms are my favorite toppings but I don't have strong feelings about Koopalings, so I guess my favorite is Morton. Uhhh, I don't know which one he is without looking it up...

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

Roy / Sausage. The algorithm works.

Iggy/pepperoni here. The science does indeed check out.

Why Iggy? I... don't quite remember if there was one particular reason, honestly. I liked the colorful hair and what I perceived at the time to be a mask, and he was in charge of two of my favorite worlds in SMB3 and World, Giant Land and Yoshi's Island. I also liked the twin dynamic with Lenny as Hip and Hop in the cartoons.

Why pepperoni? It's the classic, the quintessential pizza topping. It gives pizza that bit of pizzazz not normally found in a lot of other foods, offering just a touch of spice without sacrificing flavor.

 

[Kirin]

I actually like pineapple on pizza, and Lemmy is cool enough, so my vote went there. Wendy/onion would be my runner-up, followed by a pity vote for Larry/extra cheese.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Extra cheese? If you need extra cheese on your pizza, either a) the pizza service you patronize is made up of a bunch of skimping dairy-misers and you should find yourself another pizza source, or b) your dietary needs would better be served by simply eating a bowl of hot cheese.

 

[Kirin]

When I was in grad school, there was a place in a basement on the main street called the Rathskeller that served "lasagna", which was basically just a bowl of melted cheese with maybe a noodle or two and a little tomato sauce in it. It was tasty.

 

[q 3]

A pizza is just an italian tostada

 

[lincolnic]

Yes it's a pizza but it's not Roy's one

This joke has gone criminally unacknowledged for almost a week because I didn't see this thread until now. No longer!

 

[Violentvixen]

This joke has gone criminally unacknowledged for almost a week because I didn't see this thread until now. No longer!

I was sincerely wondering if no one remembered that anymore.

 

[Paul le Fou]

Pepperoni, and... Iggy? He's green? Close enough. Get back in the box, Iggy, I only love pepperoni.

 

[q 3]

Iggy Pep, the Godfather of pizza

 

[Rascally Badger]

I read the thread title and immediately thought to myself "Iggy"

I was right.

 

[WildcatJF]

Lemmy and pineapple is surprisingly on point

 

[Daikaiju]

Lemmy and extra cheese

 

[Vaeran]

Sorry, that is not a valid selection.