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perfect world
We're BACK! I got this gem with my lunch today:

Customer service is like taking a bath; you have to keep doing it.

Please share your nuggets of anti-wisdom here.


Dreaming of better days
(She/her, they/them)
You will soon be crossing great waters on a fun vacation.

I'm assuming this was written in the Before Times, because there's no way in hell I'm going anywhere remotely fun this year.

The world will soon be ready to receive your talents.

I feel like the world is maybe a little bit busy dealing with bigger things right now, but sure

Stealth edit:

Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.

Are you even trying anymore, Fortune Cookies?
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