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"April is a moment of joy for those who have survived the winter." Daikaiju's 2025 April Fool's Roundup!

Daikaiju

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Humor is essential, especially in these trying times
The egg does nothing.
Once again I ask you go forth and gather the jests and japes of the digital realms and beyond!
Those who hate this, make your own thread.
 
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We already have Pokemon Go April 1 spoilers from the future:

Pokeballs are scattered around the map, and clicking some of them actually gives you balls, but most are various pokemon that impersonate balls like Voltorb and Foongus.
 
I did an April Fools

To explain, World of Darkness TTRPGs had a self referential parody of White Wolf Studios called Black Dog Game Factory, so I made a parody book of Mage: the Ascension based on the Black Dog Game Factory version of the game, Warlock: the Pretension.
 
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iFixit (@ifixit.com)

🛠️ New tool! Meet the iFixit ESD-Safe Hammer. We hear you: sometimes you need a little more oomph to finish your fix. So, we engineered the world’s first hammer designed for electronics repair. Perfect for: 🔋 Glued-in batteries 🪛 Stripped screws 🔌 Soldered memory 💥 Stress relief
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Warcraft Patch notes? Patch notes.

Cinematics​

  • Added an option to view all Xal'atath cinematics at two-foot
  • Removed the option to zoom-out during Xal’atath cinematics.
  • Fixed a bug with the Xal'atath character model where her shoes were unintentionally visible. The artist who implemented the shoes has been transferred to a different department.
  • All Xal’atath cinematics are now rated M for “Maybe Not”.
  • Hunter
    • New Hero Talent set: Pet Daycare Operator
      • Your pets now have a chance to pretend to be asleep during combat, performing no actions and snoring loudly. A couple of your pets will never sleep all day, and those will just stand by the door of the dungeon. Try not to think about that too much.
      • To provide for their care and well-being, pets require a mandatory 15-minute break every hour. Cast the new spell Wanna-Go-Outside? to make your pet zoom toward their leash like a maniac.
      • Pet Daycare Operators receive an ungodly amount of gold on weekdays.
 
The 8-Bit Big Band performed an arrangement of 4'33" by John Cage

 
As reported by Tegan in the Discord, http://theyetee.com has gone full 90's, but all the products are real.

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