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"April is a moment of joy for those who have survived the winter." Daikaiju's 2025 April Fool's Roundup!

Daikaiju

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Humor is essential, especially in these trying times
The egg does nothing.
Once again I ask you go forth and gather the jests and japes of the digital realms and beyond!
Those who hate this, make your own thread.
 
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Kirin

Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
We already have Pokemon Go April 1 spoilers from the future:

Pokeballs are scattered around the map, and clicking some of them actually gives you balls, but most are various pokemon that impersonate balls like Voltorb and Foongus.
 
Becksworth

Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
I did an April Fools

To explain, World of Darkness TTRPGs had a self referential parody of White Wolf Studios called Black Dog Game Factory, so I made a parody book of Mage: the Ascension based on the Black Dog Game Factory version of the game, Warlock: the Pretension.
 
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Daikaiju

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
bsky.app

iFixit (@ifixit.com)

🛠️ New tool! Meet the iFixit ESD-Safe Hammer. We hear you: sometimes you need a little more oomph to finish your fix. So, we engineered the world’s first hammer designed for electronics repair. Perfect for: 🔋 Glued-in batteries 🪛 Stripped screws 🔌 Soldered memory 💥 Stress relief
bsky.app bsky.app
 
Daikaiju

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Warcraft Patch notes? Patch notes.

Cinematics​

  • Added an option to view all Xal'atath cinematics at two-foot
  • Removed the option to zoom-out during Xal’atath cinematics.
  • Fixed a bug with the Xal'atath character model where her shoes were unintentionally visible. The artist who implemented the shoes has been transferred to a different department.
  • All Xal’atath cinematics are now rated M for “Maybe Not”.
  • Hunter
    • New Hero Talent set: Pet Daycare Operator
      • Your pets now have a chance to pretend to be asleep during combat, performing no actions and snoring loudly. A couple of your pets will never sleep all day, and those will just stand by the door of the dungeon. Try not to think about that too much.
      • To provide for their care and well-being, pets require a mandatory 15-minute break every hour. Cast the new spell Wanna-Go-Outside? to make your pet zoom toward their leash like a maniac.
      • Pet Daycare Operators receive an ungodly amount of gold on weekdays.
 
Bongo

Bongo

excused from moderation duty
(he/him)
Staff member
The 8-Bit Big Band performed an arrangement of 4'33" by John Cage

 
Daikaiju

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
As reported by Tegan in the Discord, http://theyetee.com has gone full 90's, but all the products are real.

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