Animals Are Terrifying and Want you Dead

[Falselogic]

I know you thought the only thing an armadillo could do was maybe give you leprosy? And really what are the chances these days, besides we have antibiotics! you're fine, right?

Wrong turns out armadillos are killing machines. content warning armadillos attacking baby mammals.:

Who had any idea? I thought they ate bugs or something. At the 11 minute mark you see one, maybe all 8 pounds of it, assaulting a 45 pound calf?! And winning! WTF?!

 

[Issun]

Nature will fuck you up. This is why we invented inside and also video games.

 

[Exposition Owl]

Spoiler

 

[Droewyn]

NOOOOO I THOUGHT THE NEW FORUM WAS GOING TO BE A CHANCE TO ESCAPE THE LE*PARDS' NOTICE

 

[Zef]

Spoiler

You're not so tough.

I know your weak spot.

Spoiler

It's even bright and glowing like any good weak spot should be.

 

[Falselogic]

That image link is broke for me Zef.

 

[Zef]

Fixed... or made worse?

 

[Falselogic]

ATTACK THE CORE(S)!

 

[Phantoon]

You're not so tough.

I know your weak spot.

Spoiler

It's even bright and glowing like any good weak spot should be.

You won't be able to hit it when you're in the tree being eaten

 

[Zef]

They won't eat me, I voted for them!

 

[jpfriction]

Bears have learned to tidy up. We’re screwed.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1300477729226227713

 

[Daikaiju]