Eyyyy you got it!
1. A world ravaged... only one man can save the day
Bomberman will save the day! Bomberman land gets pretty messed up at the beginning.
2. Friend or foe!?
Sirius is your buddy helping you along your journey.
Until he doesn't
3. Covet precious metals
You gotta collect all the gold cards to get the secret ending level and final boss
4. Accordion type beat
5. Camera went under the level!?
In the ice level, the floor is made of transparent ice and one area has you looking up at bomberman through the ice
6. You could get the bad ending... the game will just be a quarter the length
The bad ending takes like 4 hours. To get all the gold cards and finish the last level... much longer
7. Find the remote
A lot of the gold cards involve bomb puzzles requiring you to find the remote bomb power up
8. How do I even get there? Bounce.
And a lot of those puzzles make heavy use of bomb bouncing... which is a crazy mechanic not required in the regular campaign.
9. The stars of this game are evil!
All the bad guys are named after stars/constellations
10. Follows the console's typical naming convention
Bomberman "64"
11. Robust single player... not what I was expecting
The singleplayer collectathon campaign is somewhat of n oddity for the Bomberman franchise
12. You can see the levels you're selecting :0
The level select highlights miniature versions of the levels you'll play. Its cool!
13. 4 robot masters... wait, are they robots?
4 evil bad guys. They are probably robots?
14. They are for sure aliens. You are the robot... I think
Regardless, they are from another planet and YOU are a robot... I think. Bomberman's a robot, right?