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A Comprehensive List of Games Where You Kick the Moons Ass
In Eschatos the moon has been taken over by flying saucers. Your ship descends into the moon, blows up the alien core, and sets the moon to rights. Does that count?
Unless it does the moons job, I’m afraid that would have to be vetoed. Good job beating the hell out of it, though
I don’t recall if Sin and Punishment ends with you fighting the moon, or the Earth, but either way it’s something to consider
I don’t recall if Sin and Punishment ends with you fighting the moon, or the Earth, but either way it’s something to consider
Fly me to the moon
Let me kick its fucking ass
I’ll show it what I’ve learned
In my moon jiu jitsu class
[note: note mine, seen on Twitter at some point]
Let me kick its fucking ass
I’ll show it what I’ve learned
In my moon jiu jitsu class
[note: note mine, seen on Twitter at some point]
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I study jeet moon do.
muteKi
Geno Cidecity
Interesting while it's possible to destroy planets at the end of Bayonetta, I don't know if the moon is also available to destroy -- and if it were, you'd still get a nonstandard game over for doing so.
I'm not sure how closely it adheres to the animated version in this regard, but maybe Transformers Armada, aka simply Transformers for the PS2?
Olli
(he/him)
That's no moon.
You fight the moon as a boss in The Adventures of Cookies & Cream.
Guys, I know we joke sometimes that Ryan North and I are the same person but… now I’m starting to wonder if it’s not a joke?
I've been replaying the original Suikoden, and note that the vampire Neclord gets his powers from the Moon Rune, and you need to use the Night Rune (transformed into the Star Dragon Sword) to murder him.
Smartball (SNES) has a pair of stages that take place on the moon, but the boss is just a constellation, so that's no good.
Smartball (SNES) has a pair of stages that take place on the moon, but the boss is just a constellation, so that's no good.
Please tweet this at Ryan North.
The big bads of Dead Space are basically giant zombie moons
Olli
(he/him)
Not a video game, but in Dungeons & Dragons, there is Atropus, "The World Born Dead" that could be called a zombie moon, both in the sense that a lot of undead lives on it, and in the sense that it is itself undead. It travels around the universe, looking for planets full of life to consume. Sufficently powerful player characters can stop it when it starts approaching their world by travelling to its surface, fighting through the hordes of undead, and then fighting "The Aspect of Atropus", a gigantic headless humanoid creature (wich is apparently the actual body of Atropus, with the planet being its separate head).
Since it has a humanoid form, this could be considered a case where it's at least theoretically possible to literally kick the moon's ass. It's usually recommended to fight it by shooting it with spells from afar, but I'm sure some min-maxer could create a party with the expressed purpose of putting a foot in its rear end.
Since it has a humanoid form, this could be considered a case where it's at least theoretically possible to literally kick the moon's ass. It's usually recommended to fight it by shooting it with spells from afar, but I'm sure some min-maxer could create a party with the expressed purpose of putting a foot in its rear end.