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LET'S STREAM UNDERTALE - The Old UltraNonViolence.

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Default LET'S STREAM UNDERTALE - The Old UltraNonViolence.

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Let's Stream Undertale!

Undertale is a role playing game created by some guy named Toby Fox and released on steam in August of 2015. It's more or less your standard JRPG styled game with dungeons, random encounters, but with a few major twists on the formula. The most prominent of these is the ability to go through the entire game without killing a single enemy.

It's the sort of game that's perfect for chilling out and goofing off with friends over. As such, this LP will be both completely blind and hella casual. It'll also probably be much longer than my average LP in terms of sheer run time, as JRPGs usually aren't the sort of game you can burn through in a single afternoon.

Also I'm in the game. Sort of. You'll see.

All video footage was recorded live on my Hitbox Channel. I will make it a point to announce future recording sessions in this thread, so feel free to jump in whenever they happen!

YOUTUBE PLAYLIST
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UNDERTALE STREAM 01-01

HELLO GOATMOM
ADOPTED GOATCHILDERN
Smiler - FanBoyMaster

In which brave young Donkus falls into a hole and gets menaced by an unpleasant flower for awhile. Fortunately she (or he) is saved by Toriel, a kind lady that also happens to be a goat.

Toriel immediately reveals herself to be something of a overprotective goat-parent, but only because she cares so much. But after we prove our independence by walking down a hallway unattended, Toriel realizes how much we've grown up since we first met her 5 minutes ago, and gives us our very own Cell Phone!

We immediately abuse this new privilege by diving deep into the depths of perversion.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 01-02

LETS EXPLORE DUNGEON
NINTENDO HOTLINE
Smiler - FanBoyMaster - Nodal


With Goatmom off doing errands, we make our way through a dungeon of sorts, I think I killed maybe one or two enemies, but the others all get spared.

Even the ghost! And I fucking HATE ghosts!

That ghost sucks.

FanboyMaster: You're a Murderer
BEAT: I was trying to be nice to these Wimpsums but that one just kept stepping to me! Fuckin pissed me off!
FanboyMaster: Murderer.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL US YOU STREAMED D:
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I'm sorry : (
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UNDERTALE STREAM 01-03

GOATMOM WHY
FERAL CHILDREN OF THE RUINS
Smiler - FanBoyMaster - Nodal


We are reunited with Goatmom, who brings us into her home as though we were her own child showering us with love and affection and delectable pies! Everything is wonderful and happy and we immediately adjust to our new life as the secret baby of the ruins.

Nah JK. We're at LEAST 11, and the kid from Pokemon has been going on adventures all by himself since he was like 9! Our thirst for adventure cannot be sated in this surburban upper-middle class Goathome! And so we resolve to strike out into the world on our own!

Come on Goatmom, get out of the way.

Goatmom?

Goatmom... no...

BEAT: I'm not gonna try and make her feel inadequate as a fake mom just yet.
FanboyMaster: You're keeping that in your back pocket. For when you really want to hurt her.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 01-04

ON OUR OWN
SKELETON CREW
Smiler - FanBoyMaster - Nodal


Disgusted with our earlier misdeeds, we abuse the dark and wicked technique known as SAVESCUMMING to reshape reality to our will! The flower gets pissy at us for it but whatever man.

And then it's out into the outside world, which paradoxically is still way the hell underground. Only moments after leaving the caves we meet a FANTASTIC SKELETON FELLOW named Sans, who offers us momentary protection from his brother... me?

No, it's seriously me. A loud tall skeleton with bad jokes and Capslock and delusions of grandeur and EVERYTHING. I should sue Toby Fox for all he's worth If I wasn't so overjoyed and also flattered.

BEAT: "So hey can you go get murdered by my brother? I'd be really nice of you to."
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UNDERTALE STREAM 02-01

ON OUR OWN
SKELETON CREW
Smiler -Patito


We make our way into the DARK, FROZEN FOREST, encountering a number of terrifying enemy dogs! Fortunately for us, dogs are stupid as hell so NBD whatevs.

The terrifying guard dog defeated/petted, we move onwards to the great challenges of Papyrus and Sans. And oh my god you guys, Papyrus and Sans are just the best I mean seriously.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 02-02

BEAT SUCKS AT VIDJA
THE BONE BROTHERS
Smiler - Patito


What's this Papyrus? A puzzle you say? Ha! Surely I will vaquish this puzzle with the greatest of ease! I laugh at your childish attempts to stump- wait dammit I fucked it up do over.

Okay I know I had trouble on that last one but this one I will surely- Crap gimme another go this time I got it.

Haha! I have vanquished the greater dog! Now nothing will stand in the way of my perfect- god dammit game over

Fortunately for you all, I had the sense to make some selective edits to keep things moving. Unfortunately for me, that doesn't change the fact that I absolutely SUCK at vidja.
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I kind of want to see the unedited one, too.
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It literally is just "Wait shit wait shit wait Oh Okay" and the exact same greater dog fight again.

I don't think I even said anything terribly funny.
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Also! The door! The door.

I wouldn't say new game plus, but...it might as well be.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 02-03

QUIET MONSTER TOWN
CONCERNED CITIZENS
Smiler - Patito - Caliscrub


In which we make it across the SCARY BRIDGE to the peaceful town of Snowdin! I hate that pun. I hate that pun so much you don't even know.

After getting to know the citizenry, we make our way further down the road, where we finally engage Papyrus in glorious single combat! This is it! THE FINAL SHOWDOWN!

Oh. Well then.

On the upside Caliscrub joins us! Hi Caliscrub! Great to have you.
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Stream # 2 probably has enough footage left for another video, maybe 2 if I think it flows better.

UNFORTUNATELY I've been busy as hell lately and probably won't be able to chop out them last bits until tomorrow at least.

ALSO ALSO Fanboy, responding to my discontent that my carelessly swatting a fly waaaay back at the beginning had locked me out of the best ending, Stole my computer over my wedding week and played up to the just after the Papyrus fight without using ANY VIOLENCE, so we're back on track for the good ending! Yaaaaaay! Thanks fanboy!
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DOIN SOME RIGHT NOW.

http://www.hitbox.tv/beathatesall
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UNDERTALE STREAM 02-04

FRIENDSHIP VICTORY
BONE BFFS 4 EVER
Smiler - Patito - Caliscrub - FanBoyMaster


After escaping Papyrus's guest room, we grab some healing items and march back out there for round 2! This time nothing can possibly stop us!

Except a stream crash. That could stop us. But only for like a minute or two.

So really more like it slowed us down.

BEAT: All aboard the hype train. Let's all ride or Hypecycles! [BEAT Then gets so hype he fails to notice everyone telling him the stream has crashed]
Smiler: I'm on the hype train BEAT! But the conductor's not even here!
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UNDERTALE STREAM 02-05

WHAT IS DATING, REALLY?
FRIENDZONED
Smiler - Patito - Caliscrub - FanBoyMaster - Nodal - Kalir


We finally have our promised date with Papyrus! Is it getting hot in here, or is just YOU, baby.
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Note that Papyrus managed to hit the friend zone before you did. PAPYRUS WINS AGAIN

EDIT:

Also

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Haha! I have vanquished the greater dog!.
Let's not forget
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UNDERTALE STREAM 03-01

BURG BREAK
FAST FOOD INDUSTRY
Smiler - Patito - Nodal - Kalir


As a way of coping with the tremendous heartbreak of being friendzone'd by the BEST CHARACTER EVER, we attempt to cheer ourselves up by having a nice lunch with the SECOND BEST CHARACTER EVER.

Hey what do you know! I feel better already!
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UNDERTALE STREAM 03-02

UNDYNE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DINOSAUR FAN CLUB
Smiler - Patito - Nodal - Kalir

Papyrus, torn between his loyalty to us and to his career, sells us out to Undyne! It's cool tho, we still bros.

We also meet Dino kid, who is probably the biggest Undyne fan EVER. We feel bad about misleading him, but hey at least he's living the dream.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 03-03

GLOWSWAMP JOURNEY
SALESMEN
Smiler - Patito - Nodal - Kalir

We do a bunch of inconsequential things our way to wherever we're going! Like fill out a punchcard, and look in a telescope! And talk to Papyrus! And meet THE WORST CHARACTER EVER! And cheat at a piano puzzle! And have our brand new legendary artifact stolen by a shitty dog!

That dog is the fucking worst.

Then it's time to reconnect with Kid Dinosaur and walk past a really cool background! While our meeting is brief, it's always good to spend time with friends.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 03-04

KNOCK IT OFF UNDYNE
NICE CREAM SALESMEN
Smiler - Patito - Nodal - Kalir -FanboyMaster

Undyne I'm serious quit it.

Undyne don't you dare throw me off a bridge into a garbage pile where I have to fend off some stupid animated training dummy!

Undyne! I am getting very cross with you!
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UNDERTALE STREAM 03-05

MY BEST SAD GHOST FRIEND
SNAIL JOCKEYS
Smiler - Patito - Nodal - Kalir - FanboyMaster

We hang out with Napster, then try our hand at the snail races!

We suck at the snail races.

But In a previous stream that I threw out for being redundant we didn't! So I slapped some DELETED SCENES on at the end! Hooray!
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Wow what kind of idiot would post four LP updates in a single day that's just barbaric.
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Don't beat yourself up. You are, after all, very great.
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Default NORMALLY I TITLE VIDEOS WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS AS "BONUS" BUT THAT FELT LIKE A LIE.
UNDERTALE STREAM 04-00

BEAT WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU MORON
THEY TRIED TO WARN ME
Smiler - Kayin - FanboyMaster

I start the stream off on the wrong foot by failing to ignore a duck. That seemingly harmless waterfowl kicks off an AMAZING ADVENTURE in backtracking until I hit a dead end, which kicks off an EVEN MORE AMAZING ADVENTURE in rebacktracking!

Finally we reach our desired destination, the exact spot we began at!

Yeah uh

You can just skip this one.
Last edited by BEAT; 11-06-2015 at 11:55 AM. Reason: FORTUNATELY FOR ME IT WAS AT THE START OF THE STREAM. HENCE THE GIANT RED ZERO AS IN ZERO HAPPENS HERE JUST MOVE ALONG AND SPARE US ALL THE EMBARRASSMENT.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 04-01

SPECIAL ENEMY
NORMAL FRIENDS
Smiler - Kayin - FanboyMaster

After setting up some chill spooktunes, we just sort of follow the obvious path onward, doing standard RPG filler shit like visiting a store, solving a really easy puzzle and getting into a few random battles. Yep, pretty much nothing out of the ordinary.

Except, one of those random battles is with something called a "Temmie"? I guess?

Temmie's uh

Temmie's special.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 04-02

UNDYNE BIG BATTLE!
DINO KIDS
Smiler - Kayin - FanboyMaster


At last, the epic battle against Undyne begins! Well, I mean, after we have another run in with Kid Dinosaur. Two, actually. Two run-ins with Kid Dinosaur.

BUT THEN IT BEGINS! Time to dig in our heels, put on our game face, and stand our ground against the greatest knight the underground has ever known!

By which I mean run the fuck away oh god she is going to murder us oh gog.
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UNDERTALE STREAM 04-03

UNDYNE BIG HANGOUT!
HOUSE GUESTS
Smiler - Kayin - FanboyMaster

Wow, that certainly was an exciting battle against Undyne, wasn't it?! After that ending, I'm sure she hates our guts, and would be very happy to never see us again as long as she lives- hold on phone call.

Oh hey Papyrus,

What's that?

WHY YES, I WOULD LIKE TO HANG OUT AT UNDYNE'S HOUSE WITH YOU BE RIGHT THERE.
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