LET'S STREAM UNDERTALE - The Old UltraNonViolence.

It is going to be Interesting to see how BEAT's streaming setup handles Undertale closing itself.

UNDERTALE STREAM 08-00

NUTHIN'
NUTHIN AT ALL
Smiler - Joxam - FanboyMaster - Nodal - Patito

Hey remember the first video from stream 4? The video where nothing was accomplished? That one? WELL GUESS WHAT I LIKED ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING SO MUCH I DECIDED TO DO IT AGAIN!

*Ahem*

After Asgore Kicked my ass, I decided to go back into some of the earlier areas to see if I could score a few bucks from random encounters and get myself a few more heal items. Then I happened across Temmie village and figured I should probably record that since, you know, TEMMIE. Eventually I managed to make it back to where I was at the end of the last video!

So yeah.

Skype crew's pretty funny though!

UNDERTALE STREAM 08-01

DEFINITELY THE LAST BOSS
LOST SOULS
Smiler - Joxam - FanboyMaster - Nodal - Patito

I return to Asgore's Throne room, only this time with a metric buttload of cure items in tow! I've got you now goat king! You're going down- oh. I died.

Okay I'm back again and this time YOU'RE GOING DOWN! HAHA TASTE THE CURB, GOATDAD! Only, not really. I'm all about the mercy dude. You know how it is.

Wait what the fuck what's that flower asshole doing?

Oh, I guess the game crashed? Lousy cheap laptop. Hold on let me restart.

UNDERTALE STREAM 08-02

JK THIS IS DEFINITELY THE LAST BOSS
ASSISTANT GARDENERS
Smiler - Joxam - FanboyMaster - Nodal - Patito

Okay got the game nice and re-opened. Hopefully I didn't lose my save file in the crash...

I guess the game got corrupted? And that's not my save file what the hell is

FLOWY!

YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH HAHAHA OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME.

Well that was fun! Good end to a good game that is now very definitely over because there can't possibly be more!

...or can there?

UNDERTALE STREAM 08-03

WEEEABOO GARBAGE
ANIME TRASH BABIES
Smiler - Joxam - FanboyMaster - Kalir - Patito

Yeah of course there's more I mean obviously.

Following the surprisingly helpful advice of that flower we just smacked down, we reload our save and make our way out of the castle. Almost immediately we get a call from our old pal Undyne! Seems she needs us to deliver a letter to the Anime Trash Dinosaur with the tendency to overshare on facebook. What, you underground guys never figured out how to do post offices? Okay okay fine, geez.

Yo dinosaur lady, I got a letter for you or some shit.

What no I didn't write-

A date you say? At the dump?

WHY YES I WOULD LOVE TO JOIN YOU ON THIS MOST ROMANTIC OUTING.

UNDERTALE STREAM 08-04

WELCOME TO THE TRUE LAB
NIGHTMARE CREATURES
Smiler - Joxam - FanboyMaster - Kalir - Patito

At the behest of Papyrus in the last video, we make our way over to Alphys's lab! Turns out, there was a secret lab hidden beneath her normal lab! Crazy, right?

Much to our surprise, that massive building built into an active volcano didn't contain a single relatively small room with nothing but a computer and a few anime wallscrolls! How very shocking! You are shocked by this shocking revelation! Thus we leave the familiar behind, and decend into the depths of the true lab.

Well this isn't so bad. Yeah I mean it's a little dark and stuffy but not the worst ever. I don't see why they went to the trouble of hiding- the fuck is that thing.

UNDERTALE STREAM 08-05

STILL IN THE TRUE LAB
AMALGAMATES
Smiler - Joxam - FanboyMaster - Kalir - Patito

Boy it sure was nice of that thing to tuck us into bed! I guess weird ghostly things aren't that bad after all!

Oh hey a Gunstar Heroes reference.

Oh hey a bunch of video tapes that contain only audio.

Huh.

I don't like these video tapes very much.

UNDERTALE STREAM 08-06

ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN TRUE LAB
DETERMINATION TEST SUBJECTS
Smiler - Joxam - FanboyMaster - Kalir - Patito

Okay, we've gathered up a bunch of keys and watched some videos implying that the king's adopted human kid everyone was talking about in 7-3 was kind of a jerk. Cool. READY TO MOVE ON NOW.

Eventually Alphys shows up and tells us what we've already figured out: That the amalgamates we've been "fighting" are all actually pretty chill, and that she she really should let them out already. So she does! Yay!

On the way out I read just a few more entries. Some stuff about a golden flower that they foolishly gave Determination, but no soul. Nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong with that, right?

Some Jackass crank calls me on the way out. Fuck that guy.

Oh hey I'm back in the castle! Time to see this through to the end!

And that's everything I've currently got recorded! Yeah, I somehow STILL haven't found the DETERMINATION to sit Skype Crew's Asses down and power though what's left of the game.

MAYBE I'll try to do it tonight, provided I'm able to finish the million other things I need to do this evening before it gets too late.

I finally caught up on this! And ... Beat still hasn't finished the game somehow! When i got it did it in two marathon sessions, but I also wasn't trying to be entertaining for an audience or anything. If you record the final part at the time when I'm around I wouldn't mind hopping on the call.

I Been Busy!

I dunno maybe I could make it happen tonight?

Maybe?

I dunno.

OKAY IT'S DEFINITELY HAPPENING TONIGHT. WANNA GET THIS DONE IN 2015 AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS.

I'll start the session as soon as I've gotten everything else out of the way this evening. Think like 8PM or so. I'll post here and Tweet about it & everything when I start setting up the stream. CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED!

I won't be able to make a stream tonight, but I look forward to the youtube upload of the thrilling conclusion (?).

Come on man we all know how it ends.

Well

I don't.

Okay I sorta do.

But not really.

SHOOTING TO START STREAMING AT 10:15 EST
SO LIKE
IN ABOUT 15 MINS

http://www.hitbox.tv/beathatesall

WOOOOOO!

Stream's over. NOW YOU HAVE TO WAIT.

UNDERTALE STREAM 09-01

HONEY I'M HOME
MONSTER FRIENDS
Caliscrub - MorningSong - Smiler - Kalir

Wow that sure was a long time between videos! Almost two months! But now we're back on track and ready to kick in Asgore's face once again! Except we don't actually do that, because this time Toriel shows up and makes him feel bad.

Oh man Papyrus is back! Everyone else too but FUCK YEAH PAPYRUS! I guess we're not gonna fight after all huh? Well that's nice, cuz I'm way out of practice and-goddammit flowery.

Well whatever ya plant jackass! I got the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP on my side now! you think you can kill me when EVERY SINGLE MONSTER IN THE GAME IS ON MY SIDE?!

That's just what you wanted, you say?

Well shit.

UNDERTALE STREAM 09-02

ASRIEL IN THE FLESH
MOURNERS AT MY VIDEO ENCODER'S FUNERAL
Caliscrub - MorningSong - Smiler - Kalir

OH NOOOOOOOOOOO oh okay it's just a goatkid. For a moment there I was worried!

Hello there Goatkid! Hey we're wearing the same shirt! I bet we're gonna be great friends- oh you changed your shirt into like a royal robe thing. Nah it's cool man. It looks good on you. You rock it, know what I'm saying?

Well, those are some VERY NICE super powers you have there. I'm not really feeling the swirling psychidelic background though. I mean, between the Bitrate I'm encoding at in OBS, the double dose of artifacting the Youtube upload and editor are gonna hit this with, I'm worried how this will look in the finished product. Care about quality, you know?

Also, please stop killing me.

Come on man.

Knock it off.

Sorry I didn't make the last stream, will have to watch these later.

UNDERTALE STREAM 09-03

CAUSE I WOULD SAVE YOUR LIFE
I KNOW EVERYONE HAS BAD NIGHTS
Caliscrub - MorningSong - Smiler - Kalir

Why Goatkid, I see you have a very nice JRPG second form! That's nice! I'm just gonna drag my Kickass Skeleton Bros out of your ethereal bio-spiritmass or wtfever you call it.

And Awesome Battle Fish too. And Nerdlizard, can't forget Nerdlizard. Might as well grab GoatMom and GoatDad while I'm at it because man I'm on a saving kick today! Wonder who else I should save!

Oh yeah, of course!

You.

UNDERTALE STREAM 09-04

LET US REMAIN TOGETHER A LITTLE
WE WHO HAVE LOVED EACH OTHER SO SADLY AND HAVE FOUGHT SO LONG
Caliscrub - MorningSong - Smiler - Kalir

With the barrier shattered, and the people of the underground free to walk out into the sunlight again, we take a little while to back into the underground and talk to some of the people we met along the way. I took the liberty of editing out a lot of the travel time. You're welcome.

After I got to everyone I personally wanted to check up on, we return to the castle and spend a few minutes chilling out with the REAL stars of the game, Papyrus and Sans!

And the other guys too I guess whatever.

Also text messages. Loads and Loads of Text Messages.

UNDERTALE STREAM 09-05

THE END
GREET THE SUN ON A NEW DAY
Caliscrub - MorningSong - Kalir

For the first time in generations, the citizens of the Underground step out into the sunlight and see the world they were kept from. Each of them reaffirms their friendship, then sets out into the bold new world one by one, until only Frisk and Toriel remain.

Oh, uh, apparently our name was Frisk all along. Donkus was the guy from earlier who wanted to murder everybody. Total tool. Nobody likes Donkus.

Anyways, Toriel offers to let Frisk stay with her, but Frisk gently turns her down. You can't live with Goatmom all your life, you know?

Scroll credits, thank you for playing. At last I can sit back from my computer and smile at my last Let's Play of 2015! And what more appropriate moment could there be for me to announce the single best game of year! Well surely you've already guesed, it seeing as I spent so much time doing a complete LP of it! It had so many incredible characters, and had plenty of interesting things to say about the nature of morality! That's right folks, my game of the year is... drumroll please...

HOTLINE MIAMI 2: WRONG NUMBER!

But Undertale's pretty good too.

Thanks for the LP, BEAT!

I wanted to get in on the last stream, but my internet has been spotty at best over the past couple of weeks, but I'm glad to see it finished either way.

So when do you stream genocide run for our sick amusement?

EPILOGUE BONUS POST!
THIS IS IT! AFTER A WHOLE MONTH, I'M FINALLY READY TO POST MY THOUGHT PROVOKING REFLECTIONS ON THIS INCREDIBLY UNIQUE GAME THAT HAS SO DEEPLY AFFECTED SO MANY PEOPLE!

AHAHAHA FUCK U
We already have a giant thread full of thinkpieces on this game. We don't need another.

UNDERTALE IS PRETTY COOL THO.
You should play it or whatever.

WAIT WHAT ABOUT A GENOCIDE RUN?
Fuck that noise.

CREDITS:
SKYPE BROS:
Smiler: Encouraged me to check this game out, and thus is the main reason this LP exists!
FanboyMaster: Got me back on the true pacifist route after I fucked it up!
Nodal: Never would have solved that Piano Puzzle without him!
Patito: Brave little duck. We love you, tiny duck that flies over a small gap.
Caliscrub: Privately asked me if I had everyone voice act the cutscenes, like in that other thing we're doing. The answer, sadly, is no.
Kalir: Somehow did not have his dog guest-star this time! A tragic oversight. It must never happen again.
Kayin: The Alphys to my Papyrus.
Joxam: Always in SKYPE CREW'S eternal group call, but rarely on my streams! This must be amended!
MorningSong: Rolled in all unannounced on the very last stream!

NON-SKYPE BROS:
Everybody who shows support on Twitter: It's very uplifting to see you guys in my mentions when I put these things out!
But especially EndyBeast: He's somewhere in the UK, I only ever see him on twitter, but the dude NEVER stops showing support! That's just incredible!
Everybody In Tyrant Radio that one time: It was super encouraging to see you guys all watching and enjoying my videos like that!
Everybody who Posted in the Thread: I'm always happy when you guys chime in!
Everybody who showed up in the Hitbox Chat: I swear, I'm getting better about popping it out before I start! Also, aturtledoesbite, dude, get a headset mic already. Come on man.

AND FINALLY...
YOU: Thank you so much for watching my silly videos and reading my dumb posts. I'm not lying when I say I do these primarily for myself, but it's very rewarding to know that I'm also doing it for you. I sincerely hope you enjoyed it.

I have one now!