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Ain't He Unglamorous: Let's Play Questprobe Featuring the Hulk
Questprobe Featuring the Hulk #0
A New Hulk-ginning
Last edited by Johnny Unusual; 05-18-2018 at 09:03 AM. Reason: Whew, all fixed |
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I am... so thrilled to see this, finally!
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#3
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Huh. Of all the characters that you might adapt to a text adventure, Hulk has to be one of the worst fits.
So this should be amazing incredible. |
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YES. Very excited about this.
One of the names in the "series outline" credits jumped out at me - Bob Budiansky. This was the guy who created nearly all of the names and personalities of the original Transformers, and penned the first 50-something issues of the Marvel comic. And that connection is all the more interesting to me, because of my only connection to the Quest Probe comics. I've previously told the story of how I first discovered Transformers via an old Marvel back issue at my library - but there were other things in that stack of comics, too. One was "Quest Probe Featuring Spider-Man." I read and re-read that issue just about as much as I did the TF comic, giving me unreasonably large nostalgia for Mysterio and just the general way Spider-Man was drawn in the mid-80s. However I didn't learn what Quest Probe actually was until I was an adult! So yeah, I'm really looking forward to this unexplored quadrant of my childhood nostalgia. |
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So is this IF or a graphic adventure? It says there is art but that just looks like an IF screen.
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#6
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The version I'm playing seems to be a text adventure, but I also see this around the net.
(warning, contains spoilers for the first part of my adventure). The version I'm playing seems to have no such colorful (the colours in question being white and purple) imagery, unfortunately. If someone can find the version with pics, I'm down for that. EDIT: Quote:
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#7
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Those beautiful CGA graphics!
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#8
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I hope you found an armchair to play this without leaving.
"DON'T COPY OR ACCEPT A PIRATED COPY OF ADVENTURE!" Words to live by. |
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Wait, Hulk is unglamorous? I thought he was an unglamorate.
Which isn’t a word, granted, but that’s what I always heard. |
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It's only recently that I looked at the lyrics and found it contains the words "Ain't no monster clown."
Which sounds like insanity, but is also untrue. |
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That’s a robot clown, not a monster clown.
With one notable exception, a robot can not be a monster. |
#12
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Except it's not a robot clown, it's a monster described as a robot clown.
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Mechano is the Doctor, not the monster.
Wait, is he juggling a seal too? I mean, I suppose a full grown seal is pretty heavy, and hard to juggle, but he’s also got a horse and elephant up in the air too. A seal just feels unnecessary. |
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FYI folks, JBear is on the case, if Johnny would care to check his Steam messages.
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He probably started with the seal, then moved to bigger animals. Meaning for a few moments, the show involved a monster robot clown throwing and catching a single seal in the air.
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So. I wrote an entire chapter of this with the text, but JBear got me a copy of the game with graphics. So I'm going to post that on Sunday, then will restart with the graphics version. Think of it as a special edition where I die fewer times.
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Issue #1
The Many Deaths of the Incredible Hulk
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In recent weeks I learned about this game via this USgamer article and I'll definitely be watching this LP. Can't wait to see it with graphics.
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For a nuclear physicist, Bruce Banner sure doesn’t understand a lot of basic words.
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Well, for a nuclear physicist, he's also taken a lot of blows to the head.
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Issue #1 DIRECTOR'S CUT!
Images of Terror!
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Huh! At first I thought the sparse descriptions was just typical Scott Adams-isms (seriously Adventureland and its ilk play just like this but with no visuals), but its clear now that the pictures are intended to do a lot of the heavy lifting.
I think it's funny they took what could have been a superhero game and made it another "find treasures, put in place" nonsense plot. That's the Adams I know Is the bite tongue a trick you're supposed to know from the comics? Is that a common technique Banner used at will? All I know about Hulk I know from Advengers 1 where Hulk can Hulk whenever because he's always hangry. |
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Quote:
I also tried "Open Eyes" a la The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as the game doesn't allow you to "look" until you've been freed. You'd think with a fan in the room, you'd use that to cut yourself free, but no. |
#25
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Bruce is going to have a HELL of a time drinking any orange juice with all the tongue-biting he's been doing.
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#26
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I wonder if a more generic command like "hit me" works too, or if it specifically has to be mouth pain.
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My only previous exposures to Questprobe were the Chief Examiner's Official Handbook entry (featuring bonus OHOTMU Redux redesign by Justin McElroy) and some articles in my dad's old issues of Marvel Age. I had never played a text adventure, so I had no idea what the heck it was supposed to be. Even then, though, I could tell it was kind of a weird idea for an Incredible Hulk game.
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Surely Not the same Justin McElroy?
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I wouldn't know!
I was kinda hoping someone else would... |
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Looking at his DA page, I'm guessing not, and Juice doesn't strike me as the draw-y type.
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