LET'S STREAM GO! GO! NIPPON - I don't even know.

Nope, just dedicated.

GO! GO! NIPPON! 05

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AKA: THE TOUR GUIDE SISTERS JUST SORT OF TOOK ME SOMEWHERE IN THE MOUNTAINS.
SKYPE CREW: FanboyMaster, Magflare & Kishi
CHAT CREW: Trar & Trashbang

If I had to make a blind guess, I'd say we probably went somewhere into the mountains. One of those little areas out in the sticks. And in all honesty, I'd like to visit one of those places sometime in my life!

Just, you know, in reality. And not within the context of a fake weeaboo travelouge visual novel.

But it's not all bad, because Kishi joins our merry gang! And by that, I mean kishi made the mistake of saying hi in the text chat and then I cruelly berated him until he caved and jumped on Skype.

I'm a good friend.

BEAT took pity on us all and left this video marked 'private.'

A momentary oversight. I had already written up the post and just had it sitting in a TT tab waiting to be posted while the video processed and the second It showed me something resembling a video I hit post.

That's right, I'm not letting these things lounge on my uploads list for days. You're getting your terrible anime travelogue HOT OFF THE GRILL.

Let this stand as a warning to everyone: it's entirely possible to start watching a BEAT stream and end up sucked into it by the power of his hate alone.

That is not how boobs

Dedicated to what? Public self-flagellation?

FYI, 'Tokyoite' is actually the correct moniker for a person living in Tokyo.

Not that this game gets off the hook from anything.

EDIT: Actually, considering the amount of history the two girls spout off, at least they're getting something out of the SUPERIOR NIPPONESE Japanese education system.

Editing that chunk was pretty easy! Now to set up all the video options while it finishes processing!


Uggh. I hate writing out all the tags. Should really just keep the ones I use on almost every video in a big old text file so I can just copy wait what.


That's uh... Odd. Normally Youtube just reccomends stuff like "Video games (Industry)" or the like. It's never just single... words.


What are you trying to say Youtube. That you know? No that can't possibly be true you're just a website... right?


Youtube why are you doing this to me? It wasn't my fault Youtube! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!


You're scaring me Youtube! Why are you doing this to me?! I couldn't stop it! Nobody could stop it!


Oh god Youtube I'm sorry.

I'm so fucking sorry.

GO! GO! NIPPON! 06

KAMAKURA
AKA: LAST DAY IN THE COUNTRY LOOKIN AT COOL STATUES & KILLING OUR DOOMED LOVE
SKYPE CREW: FanboyMaster, Magflare & Kishi
CHAT CREW: Trar , Trashbang & MorningSong

BEAT, having finally reached SHITHAMMERED status, starts the video off with a solemn promise.

BEAT: One of these days I'm gonna go to Japan. Gonna go to Japan. All the way to Japan, right?
FanboyMaster: Cool.
BEAT: I'm gonna go all the way to Japan...
FanboyMaster: Yeah, that sounds like fun.
BEAT: ...and I'm gonna FUCKIN MURDER AN ANIME.

Putting aside the honestly somewhat unsettling rants of an outraged drunkard, on this special last day of the trip the older sister takes the white guy on a trip to Kamakura. They visit Tsurugaoka Hachimangū to get their fortunes told, then stop by Kōtoku-in to check out the great Kamakura Daibutsu. And I figured all that out not by playing the game, but by googling "Huge Bhudda" after I noticed it in the blurdy-ass background scenery in the Youtube editor preview. Not even something as bad as this can damage the innate awesomeness of things like that.

Oh right then the white person and his anime tour guide go to some beach and get way stressed out over ringing a bell for true love or not ringing a bell for friendzone "but I leave tomorrow" and you've known eachother for like a week and blah blah blah.

Also Morningsong says hi in the chat! Had she seen what happened to poor poor Kishi, she would have known better! Desperate to spread the suffering around as much as possible, I invite her to the Skype call.

Will she take the bait?!

Will the tourism kids find true love?!

Will BEAT pass out from alcohol poisoning?!

FIND OUT, ON THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z

GO! GO! NIPPON! 07

HOMEBOUND
AKA: A RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE BAD BECAUSE DISTANCE LOL JK
SKYPE CREW: FanboyMaster, Magflare, Kishi & MorningSong
CHAT CREW: Trar, Trashbang

Morningsong joins the SKYPE CREW with only moments to spare! And like a true hero that shows up at the very end, she saves the day by summing up the whole experience for me, when I find myself unable to.

Meanwhile Weaboo Boy and Anime Girl forget that they spent all of last episode deciding not to make out, and make out. How very mature of both of them. Then weaboo boy hops on a plane and goes back to America (or maybe europe), and never sees the love of his life (that he knew for like 5 days) again.

Just kidding he flies back to japan after the credits and HOLY SHIT WHY DON'T WE HAVE EYES WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO OUR FACE

"I don't think they're real BEAT."

they're real enough to die

MorningSong is the thespian we deserve. And if we're watching a BEATSTREAM, she is also the thespian we want, probably.

Sorry for the threadcromancy, but I'm actually staying in Japan on vacation right now, and I actually thought about this LP at random while walking through a train station. I think I'm going to have to rewatch it at some point.

For now, I'll just say, so far I have yet to experience any comic or romantic Antics with any tour guides. Still have another day left, though...