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LET'S STREAM PARANORMAL - Are you afraid of the art?
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Let's Stream Paranormal. Paranormal is a indy horror game developed by Matt Cohen. He worked on it in his free time before setting up a kickstarter with the intention of hiring some help in order to polish up the game for an official release in the hopes of making actual real-world dollars. His donation goal was set at a very modest $800 so I'm assuming he was quite happy when the project raised $8,135! A true internet success story! With that kind of support I'm sure he created a modern indie masterpiece, right?! Haha No. Paranormal sucks. Its controls suck. Its graphics suck. Its atmosphere sucks. Its attempts to be frightening suck. Its sound design sucks. It sucks entirely and wholly. This Halloween, Magflare of @TakeThatDarwin fame gifted me this game, so that I could stream it. The knowledge that this is how magflare treats his friends is by far the most frightening aspect of this entire ordeal. Let's go. |
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STREAM 01 - 01 DON'T MIND THE MANNEQUINS BEAT - Nodal - Patito - Smiler - FanBoyMaster GENERAL
Last edited by BEAT; 01-16-2015 at 10:55 AM. |
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Not anymore. |
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I wasn't sure what I was gonna get when you told me about paranormal but it definitely wasn't this.
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The Second Video is now processing. If I can wrangle it, I'd like to try and take on the SECOND SCYNARIO tonight! I will announce in all the usual places when I start streaming, if in fact I am able to wrangle it.
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Wow. I just... I didn't get to catch much of the stream while it was occurring, and now that I'm watching the YouTube videos it is clear to me that if anything this game has become worse as development has continued. I mean, back when I played it, I was at least able to get into the game and move around and look at non-scary wooden dolls without having to battle the interface.
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STREAM 01 - 02 WE GOT THE NEWEST HAUNTINGS BEAT - Nodal - Patito - Smiler - FanBoyMaster - Kayin GENERAL
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Then, while I slept, a wastebasket slid across my countertop. Gross. Gonna have to bleach that now. The following day, a metal sculpture poked me. Then I walked into the kitchen, listened to a cassette tape, read a note, got alarmed by a crucified mannequin (although this happened too quickly to take a screenshot of), and got stabbed to death by a floating knife. It's really hard to see there, but that's totally what's happening. It's worth pointing out that this only happened after I let my battery drain, so maybe the ghosts are just waiting until I turn off my garbage camcorder so they can murder me. Also, yeah, I'm having trouble with the mouse cursor freezing up in the menu, too. I have no idea why this game is as bad as it is. Also, there are collectibles? Like, I clicked a beer bottle, and it made a sound, and the bottle disappeared. I have no idea what they do. |
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I'm tempted to believe that my experiences with the HAUNTED AS FUCK HOUSE were because I managed to blunder into abridged mode. Which I'm guessing just throws the SPOOKY STUFF at you as hard and fast as it can, ignoring anything like "Building tension" crap you hear people talk about.
So of course I'm gonna do everything in abridged mode because why the hell would I want a long boring trip instead of an insane desperate one. Thanks a bunch for the info magflare! You're a king of fife! |
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Oh, yeah. I wasn't playing abridged mode. Did the version you were playing even have the cassette tapes and notes? Because I get the impression that, at least in the mode I was playing, there's actually meant to be some sort of story developing here.
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If there were i didnt see em
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Tried to do more paranormal tonight!
And it crashed my entire computer seconds after the stream started. Fuck this I'm getting a new pc tomorrow. We are at the point where i can no longer put it off. |
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I OWN A NEW PC!
PARANORMO IS BACK ON! GOAT SIMULORDER IS BACK ON. SAMURAI WESTERN?! YEAH MOTHERFUCKER BACK THE FUCK ON! |
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STREAM 02 - 01 ANCIENT STREAM I NEVER POSTED TILL NOW! BEAT - Smiler - FanBoyMaster - MagFlare When I first got my new computer, I wanted to test my streaming setup with a game that overheated my old computer! And what better game than Paranormal! Well, uh, any game would have been better. Any game at all. But that fact quickly became a distant second to the fact that I needed to completely re-learn how to use open broadcaster on the new machine. This first, faltering step into that learning process was this video, which dropped frames like a motherfucker. Still, Magflare is on it, and that guy is rad, and I don't have any Sonic Classic Heroes Videos to put up today, so up it goes! |
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STREAM 02 - 02 RIP IN PEACE OBS BEAT - Smiler - FanBoyMaster - MagFlare SCREW IT HAVE THE WHOLE DARN THING TODAY. Rest in peace OBS, I'm gonna go make out with ghost wife. |