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LET'S STREAM GOAT SIMULATOR - They that sow the wind...
Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Let's Stream Goat Simulator. Microsoft's "- Simulator" series has existed since the early 90s, and has always represented the absolute high point of simulated experiences with current technology. Be it flying airplanes, managing trains, trucking cargo across Europe, or even farming, the Simulator title means the very highest detail and care put into recreating a realistic experience. I will not call them "Games" because games are toys for babies. No! These are simulations, and shall be treated as such! Why one only needs to view the launch trailer for Goat Simulator to see the dedication and attention to detail that this game promises in realistically simulating being a goat. Poetry. NOTE: I have not yet recorded any footage from this game. The first recording session will take place as soon as I am able to do so, likely either tonight or within the next few days. As with Bad Rats Before it, the recording session will be streamed in entirety to my hitbox page, then edited into shorter videos and posted to this thread. I will notify you all when this happens with posts in this thread, tweets, and yelling in IRC. ALSO I AM A HATEFUL, JEALOUS, AND PARANOID SKELETON, CONSUMED WITH DESIRE TO MAKE THIS THREAD QUICKLY BEFORE ANYONE ELSE COULD SO NOBODY COULD STEAL THIS GAME AWAY FROM ME. THAT TOO. YOUTUBE PLAYLIST Last edited by BEAT; 01-05-2015 at 10:22 AM. Reason: ALSO WIDESCREEN FOR THE WINSCREEN. |
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That's so beautiful it made me cry.
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#3
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Yes! I've been wondering why I haven;t heard more about this game after the wonderful trailer released. I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of hijinks you'll get up to.
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#4
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WE DOING THIS NOOOOWWWW.
IT'S OVER. I've already chopped out the first episode, now i just gotta write it up. Doing things SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT then bad rats, but not too different because if it ain't broke. Last edited by BEAT; 07-01-2014 at 08:42 PM. |
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We played a drinking game with goat simulator where if anything happened that made someone say "what the hell?" we'd take a drink. I don't think anyone was sober after about half an hour. The neck physics are definitely the winner of the "oh my god"s though.
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STREAM 01 - 01 MISSION FROM GOD HOLY HOST MarsDragon - Nodal - Patito - Smiler - FanBoyMaster BONUS: "STABILIZED" VERSION In an effort to ensure that everything would be as fresh and new to me as possible, I made it a point to not play this game at all before kicking off this stream. That was a mistake. A horrible, horrible mistake. GENERAL
Last edited by BEAT; 12-01-2014 at 10:16 AM. Reason: STUPID FORMATTING SHIT PREPARING FOR THE RETURN. |
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There are many "mutators" for the goat that give it new capabilities. Angel Goat is obtained by not harming anyone for a while when entering the game, thus making it one of the harder mutators to acquire because this is a sandbox game and people like breaking things and people.
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There could be no other way. (Looking forward to the rest of this!) |
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GOTTA GET THAT WIIIIDE SCREEN YOU FEEL ME DOGE?
STREAM 01 - 02 HOUSE: BROKEN THE OTHERS MarsDragon - Nodal - Patito - Smiler - FanBoyMaster BONUS: "STABILIZED" VERSION My incompetence seems to only grow the further I get into this game. Not only does my ability to control the camera grow worse by the second, but my ability to master basic movement follows suit. Motion sickness and epilepsy warnings seem appropriate here. GENERAL
Last edited by BEAT; 12-01-2014 at 10:17 AM. |
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The neck of a goat is simultaneously corporeal and ethereal. Schrodinger would be proud.
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#11
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Whoops! Had the wrong stablized version link up! It's fixed now.
Granted the stablized video isn't done processing yet check back in like 20 mins. (WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO IT'S JUST THE NORMAL VIDEO BUT ALL FUCKED UP). |
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I like how it's one minute in, and you've already lost a fight to a living room suite.
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STREAM 01 - 03 WITHIN A VAST SPHERE EVER DRIFTING FAST FIVE MarsDragon - Nodal - Patito - Smiler - FanBoyMaster BONUS: "STABILIZED" VERSION We strip Angel Goat of his divinity, engage in some brutal bloodsport, and attempt to take the ultimate drift into another dimension. GENERAL
Last edited by BEAT; 12-01-2014 at 10:19 AM. Reason: SCREWING AROUND WITH YOUTUBE TAGS AND ITALICS LIKE A BOSS. |
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this is beautiful
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GOAT STREAMULATOR 01-04 IS PROCESSING! Hopefully I'll be able to write it up during lunch today, thus completing the first stream sesson!
SO YEAH GONNA TRY AND FIND TIME TO RECORD NEXT SESSION SOON. Probably not tonight, because I have important Outerheavens to watch tonight, but tomorrow night's looking pretty free. |
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You are doing a good thing, BEAT.
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A SHINY PENNY TO WHOEVER FIGURES OUT WHAT SONG I'M REFRENCING HERE.
STREAM 01 - 04 OUT ON THE SCRAMBLERS TRACK THEY'D BEAT HIM WITH THE BARSTOOLS MarsDragon - Nodal - Patito - Smiler - FanBoyMaster BONUS: "STABILIZED" VERSION We fuck around low-grav world for a little bit before I'm reunited with my one true forbidden love: Cycling! GENERAL
Last edited by BEAT; 12-01-2014 at 10:21 AM. Reason: GOTTA GET STUFF JUST RIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN? |
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BIIIICYCLE! BIIIIICYCLE!
These are awesome, dude!
Also, I had to look up the Sonic loop fella you guys were talking about. I couldn't not do it! |
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I bought this game on BEAT's recommendation.
At one point I headbutted Deadmau5 off the top of a hotel where he was hosting a rooftop rave and became the new Deadmau5, named Deadgoa7. Also, my five-year-old son read the "Fuck the Police" achievement out loud to me, which led to a Talk. |
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Also I tried to do some goat simulator practice this afternoon just so the next stream would have less of me opening the dev console and ragdolling when I want to lick. I WASN'T CHEATING I JUST WANTED A LITTLE BIT LESS DEV CONSOLE! And my comptuer forced a shutdown from traumatic overheating. On the lowest possible settings for everything. SO YEAH GOAT SIMULATOR IS ON HOLD TILL I BUY A NEW COMPUTER no big tho I'm planning on buying one this week. I've been putting it off for awhile and this is the straw that broke the camel's back. IN THE MEANTIME I WILL DO MORE STAR FOX COMMAND UPDATES. MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU READ THOSE TO TIDE YOURSELVES OVER?! Last edited by BEAT; 07-11-2014 at 10:23 PM. Reason: WHO THE FUCK IS BEAT KIDDING NOBODY NEEDS A BEAT LET'S PLAY FIXXX. |
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Holy shit.
I have an android. I gotta try this. |
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Is this ongoing or done?
It's hard to tell |
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I Plan on returning to this game as soon as I get a new laptop. Thing is that keeps getting pushed back because I'm lazy/busy/laptops cost money/but really I'm just lazy.
So yeah ON HAITUS would be apt but it's by no means abandoned. |
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STREAM 01.9 HELLO AGAIN OLD FRIEND WHERE ARE THEY NOW Nodal - Patito - Smiler - FanBoyMaster - Kayin BONUS: "STABILIZED" VERSION After 5 months of absence, I burst back into making videos with a slickly produced brand new episode of Let's Stream Goat Simulator! ...Is what I would say if this wasn't actually just a test run of my new streaming setup. Recorded during a rainstorm under an aluminum roof, this video exists because I was futzing around with OBS and Nvidia control panel settings and blindly stumbled into a setup that gave halfway decent footage while talking to the SKYPE CREW. Since we were all there and the stream is live, we joked around with it until I got scared of lightning. GENERAL
Last edited by BEAT; 12-01-2014 at 11:58 AM. |
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Complete?
On hiatus? Abandoned? I have no idea |
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thing about Goat Simulator is that it's really just a toybox to fuck around with. There's really no GOALS to complete or EPIC GRAND FINALE to reach.
You can call this completed if you want. There's a new MMO-esque level that seems like it would be kinda fun to fuck around with, so I'll Probably stream that one of these days. And when I do that I'll probably post it in this thread, but I've basically accomplished what I set out to do. |
#28
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"no epic grand finale"
That's not entirely true... The trailer shows us a jetpack. You HAVE to find and abuse it for great justice. |
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WELL SHEEEEIIITTT.
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#30
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ATTN: Would-Be Goats
This game is currently 66% off on Steam. |