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...and in the Darkness, blind them! LOTR4SNESBLP
Preamble: This LP is probably going to have a lot of cursing. There might be a moment when I decide, yep, that's it, I'm done making LPs forever. I explored the medium and had my fun, but now it's over and I'll always be able to say I completed two other mediocre LPs. I'll die reasonably happy and this thread will be abandoned. Maybe I am dead already and you're reading this 100 years after it was posted. Know, oh feathered one, that I did this not for the fans (of which we can reasonably expect there to be few enough) nor for the game itself (this game was voted as my next LP specifically because it's purportedly awful) but for the pixels. That's right, I love pixel art and I'm not ashamed any more. This game has awful pixel art, by the way, so really most of this paragraph is literal nonsense. I'm going to do my usual cheat-filled still image presentation, running the game blind with the option to check a FAQ if I become stuck for more than 1 hour (a fallback used exactly twice in Lagoon and never in Dragon View) and if the music and gameplay suck too much I'll mute the game and play Coldplay albums instead. Enjoy! Or don't. In fact, I can't recommend reading any more of this thread than you have already; this thread may cause mental or physical instability.
Update the First part One: In which we talk to Gandalf and many excellent and admirable hobbits on my uncle's eleventy-first birthday and day of his departure from the Shire.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:11 PM. |
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Update the First part Two: In which Bilbo says good bye to us and Gandalf departs to head off a wraith, but we don't know that yet.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:11 PM. |
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Update the First part Three: In which we mash buttons, decimate wolves, rescue Pippin and discover we are going to hate every minute of this immensely.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:11 PM. |
#4
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wait what is this how do you have button controls?
my rom requires use of the mouse. what. |
#5
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uhh... does it look like this game? i don't use/need/want a mouse at all! maybe it's a converted rom? i got mine off coolroms... |
#6
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Looking it up, apparently the mouse is an optional accessory that's compatible with the game, and for some reason, my copy of ZSNES defaults to it in the first controller port when pulling up the game. *shrug* |
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Update the First part Four: In which we start exploring caves, find two daggers and a cloak, and discover the menu screen by accident. Also snakes and bats.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:12 PM. |
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Update the First part Five: In which Pippin finally succumbs to his wounds, or does he?
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:12 PM. |
#9
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frodo's sword has a decent range, actually - attacks that look like they are going to miss usually hit, though i have no idea if enemies with weapons are going to have similar range... that might be really awful |
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Bah! At least he took a warrior's death! Would you deny the brave hobbit passage into Valhalla?
Death, I say! Death! |
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Aw, c'mon, you can't kill Pippin until you get Merry. Now if you somehow manage to kill Pippin and Merry simultaneously that's a different proposition.
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Not sure why Guild is suddenly on this kick of LPing all the worst SNES action/RPGs, but my main memory of this one is how amazing the pathfinding for your allies was.
They have step 1 down: If there is an obstacle in my way, turn to the side to go around it. They forgot step 2: Once past the object, turn back to catch up with everyone. You clip a hobbit with a tree, and they go off on a magical journey. So obviously, you should go for the maximum party size, increasing your misery via maximum idiot shepherding. |
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Update the Second part One: In which Frodo finally leaves Hobbiton and Sam finally leaves Hobbiton.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:12 PM. |
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Update the Second part Two: In which we trade items and save a farm from marauders, cross a river and find a tent village of smelly hippies.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:13 PM. |
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Update the Second part Three: In which my addled brain decides it might be a good idea to offer to make this even harder for reasons nobody can fathom, and also some elf sprites.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:13 PM. |
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Well. Let's look at our choices, shall we?
1) Mouse controls. A fate I would not wish upon the Devil himself. There is no sin great enough for this punishment to be justified. 2) Solo hobbit. wait what you expect us to vote for something good Of these, my choice is extremely clear. Either a fate worse than an eternity in Hell, or a beneficial vote. Clearly, I must go with mouse controls. |
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Look, you can go back to keyboard controls, but you can't unkill your friendly neighbourhood hobbits.
So for the purposes of science we need at least one mouse update. Maybe not more than that. |
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NOOOO KEEP IT LOCKED
DAMN YOUuuu there is no escape for me........ |
#19
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oh wow
wow wow this i need a new word for hate i flurb this game so much you guys |
#20
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The word you are looking for is GAMEGENIE!
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I GAMEGENIE the hell out of this game. I GAMEGENIE it so hard!
But I refuese to use a Game Genie. but this is so flurbing gamegenie |
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I think I still have mine, though; it should be in the cabinet with the rest of my SNES accessories. |
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Update the Third part One: In which everyone loses, the vote's made up and the points don't matter, and the game becomes utterly unplayable, yet still I persist.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:13 PM. |
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Update the Third part Two: In which you know what nothing fucking happens. It's an endless sea of nothing and shit.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:14 PM. |
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Update the Third part Three: In which Pippin, Merry and Sam are freed from the tree and I decide to throw my computer out a window.
Last edited by Guild; 07-06-2013 at 08:14 PM. |
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Re: ...and in the Darkness, blind them! LOTR4SNESBLP
I hate abandoned LPs.
Don't start games you don't intend to finish! |
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You are going to finish this game and you are going to like it, mister!
EDIT: Hell, I'll even throw you a bone here. I vote for your next game to be ActRaiser. Despite your expectations, I found it fairly not bad. |
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This thread needs more cursing. May the level designers never find work in the industry again until they play through their own levels with the mouse, twice!
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#29
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I'll try to step up the cussing, Sarisa.
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Also you guys are sadists! All y'all are sadists. You are hereby invited to my sex dungeon. |
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Will you be the only masochist there? |