Escapism To Its Logical Extreme: Let's Play Final Fantasy Tactics Advance!

So Azmar is pretty much 100% at this point. I just remembered something else, though; we need a name for the clan. The default name is "nutsy", but we can do better than that, right guys?

Elvuoeb?

Nah, too easy.

Tyrants.

I'd be fine with Tyrants or Stnaryt or Caolic, but I think we're missing something important here.
*Kupo*


I'd totally vote for "Cold-blooded murderers of childhood dreams and imagination" but I think that's over the character limit.

I used to be in an online Magic clan called "Kittens with Ribbons" (our nicknames where things like "Magic Butterfly" and "Magic Chickadee"; we got hit on by dudes all the time thinking we were girls). So when I played FFTA for the first time, I named the clan an abbreviation: Kiwirib.

I so I vote for Kiwirib.

It's constantly referred to ingame as "Clan _____", so something that puns on that would be ideal. I usually went with "Clan Destine" back when I was playing this on a GBA (before I knew that e.g. this was a thing).

So... Clan Cave Bear? If you're playing Hard Mode Because The Purpose of LPing Is To Suffer As Much As Possible (by which I mean: all-Bangaa party), Clan Gorous would be appropriate. Clan Clux Cu, if you want to go tasteless.

To bad "Imma Destroy Ur World" won't fit...

I vote for the guy with the most votes Azmar wazzit?

Also I am terribad at TA so I am interested in this LP :P

Fun though a Moogle run is, it might be too limiting for an LP of this nature. The decision with Moogles tends to be "Should he be a Gunner or a Juggler?" And you mainly choose Juggler because Gunner abilities aren't useful when they're not being a Gunner. Just so we know what we're getting Xezat into.

When I first played I had been spoiled on the plot by a different LP. Knowing what I did about the plot I named my clan Omnicide.

Clan Clannabar (or however it'll fit)

I think what I'm going to do is first go through the game normally, and afterwards do a plot missions run with moogles only.

Can can can you do the Clan Clan?

I believe there are enough spaces to do the Clan Clan Clan.

The FF12 fanboy in me wants Clan Centurio.

That there are.

Always. Always.

Clan Tankerous.

I'm pretty sure charlimit prevents this, but if it doesn't then I hella vote this.

Unfortunately, you can only name yourself. This is the reason FFTA is demonstrably, objectively worse than FFT.

It just barely fits! The limit is 9 characters.

Clan Tankerous gets my vote too.

Despite the approval of Chuck Norris, I'm going over to the Clan Tankerous side.

I was already to vote for Clan Clan Clan, but then yeah, this appeared. Clan Tankerous!

I can get behind Clan Tankerous. (Although it sounds like it should be a Bangaa focused clan instead of a Moogle focused one.)

Umm this is still a thing right

Its just slipped off the front page

I think you're lyin' down on the job, Xezat.

Hey, that's not how we shame people around here. You need to fill the thread up with weird gifs and pun battles. Check any Brickroad LP for pointers.

dicks everywhere

Welcome to the first update! Clan Tankerous won the Clan name debate, but in case someone has that great idea, I still haven't played past the input clan name screen, so keep doing whatever. Now without further ado, let's begin!

♪Snow Dancing In The Schoolyard♪




This game starts in a nice little schoolyard in which the students are having a snowball fight. But suddenly, a whistle is blown and all the students get on either side of the field.



This is Lyle. He, like most 13 or so year old kids, is a complete jerkwad.

We're just gonna lose. Where's the fun in that?

Hey, Mewt. Where's your little bear today?

This is Mewt. This right here: his reaction, or lack thereof, to being bullied is all we need to see to know his primary character trait.

He didn't want to get his precious bear wet in the snow!

This is Colin. He also falls under the tween === jerkwad rule. Also, I fully respect Mewt's descision to not want his bear to be wet. That shit SUCKS, when you have to get it washed and dried, and then its not the same cause the fur's all weird; you guys know what I'm talking about, right? right?

Aww... Did your mommy give you that bear?
And I don't even think I need to give Guinness an introduction, except that his name is known.


And just then, sick and tired of all this blatant douchebaggery, a classmate steps up to help Mewt!

Leave him alone. He's not going to say anything anyway.

He's like a little girl!

And I know several "little girls" who can kick your butt!

Whoa, Ritz! What's your problem?

You don't want to be on that team, right?

How about we switch? Would that be better? Let's start already!

This is Ritz. Like Mewt, 50% of her character is revealed within 5 seconds of her character portrait being on the screen.


You can't be the "new kid" forever!


Azmar. The name of a champion.


Yeah, say my name!

You don't have to apologize, Mewt.

You haven't done anything wrong.

And Mewt continues being withdrawn. Oh well, what can you do?