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So, there are a few choices where I can go next, most of them go deeper in the cave, but from her in the Hall of the Mountain King the only real choice I have is to go and see what lays to the west of here. So to the west I shall go.
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Maybe the dwarfs are leaving the treasure laying around? I guess they have nothing to do with it, they are happy with their giant mirror. Still, it does make my head hurt. Quote:
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For the moment I’m not going to worry too much about it. I have treasure, I need to get it put away. I should be able to go back down to get out of here. Quote:
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Puzzles: Finding the Pirate’s treasure in the maze Finding a way though both mazes Crossing the fissure? You are carrying: a dwarvish axe a small bottle some bottled water a brass lantern (providing light) some tasty food a set of keys Treasure: A Persian Rug (stained with Dragon’s Blood) A Large Gold Nugget Rare Coins Fine cut Diamonds You have so far scored 115 out of a possible 350, in 133 turns, earning you the rank of Experienced Adventurer. Deaths: 0 (I may have to stop keeping track of this goose egg) |
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So the snake was guarding like, what, five treasures? This game I tells ya!
Go solve those mazes. |
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The problem is that this game, like many, is really meant to abuse save states to work out some solutions. Though it does seem less deadly then other games in the genera. To this end there is at least one turn counter running in the background, which I would rather hit by normal game play instead of a few hundred turns or mapping mazes. (and yes, I will be mapping it myself. I'm making my own map of the game which I may post once I'm finished, or even as I get some parts of the game finished). Feel free to make suggestions on the LP as a whole. This is only my second one (and my longest one to date) so I don't mind some advice, either in thread or via PM. |
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Hmm. We're stuck in a foreboding underground cave system with dwarves and pirates trying to kill us, thousands of dollars of treasure on us, with a myriad of mysterious puzzles on our hands...I believe the best course of action would be to EAT FOOD. Nothing like a little grub. EXAMINE FOOD before you eat it though; nobody likes ambiguous food. Also, CLEESH.
Seriously though, this LP is turning out good. If I were you, I wouldn't post the WHOLE DAMN MAZE THING, but only the interesting parts...feel free to ignore my suggestion; the only text adventure i've actually WON is the Zork on Uncyclopedia. I have a deep fondness for interactive fiction and I have played many of them, but those damn parodies are the only ones i've actually beaten without many cheats. I also am a chief editor of one; one that's been on hiatus for a while but I intend to get back to it as soon as I can. Also, if you all really want to enhance your experience, I suggest you listen to this while reading the LP, or waiting for an update. I know I am. |
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I just hope you do your best.
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So, onto the mazes. Well there are two mazes so there are two choices of where I can go, so which one to do first? Well, let’s flips a coin, head’s I’ll do the maze that’s all alike, and tails I’ll do the coin that’s all different. Or… maybe not, I put the coins back into the well house already, so let’s start with the maze that’s all different. So, onto the West end of the long hall! Quote:
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Wait, what if that’s the whole point of this maze, just to hind a vending machine? Really, what’s the point, why would you do something like that? How import could a vending machine be to hide it in a maze inside a cave in Kentucky? I would have to think it would be bloody well import, otherwise why go through all the trouble to drag it down here in the first place. Maybe it’s all the lost soda flavors that have been canceled over the years? That would be great wouldn’t it. New Coke, OK Cola, Crystal Pepsi, that would be fantastic would it? Well, to a point, I was never a huge fan of the New Coke, but I liked Crystal Pepsi as a kid, so I wouldn’t mind some of that. Quote:
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So, if I’m here I think I can do to the west to get out, maybe, I think. Quote:
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Of course if there is more to this then just a maze I think I know what I need to do now. I just need to go down from right here and I’ll make it out. Right? I’m glad you agree! Okay, let’s move down. Quote:
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You know, the fissure doesn’t look that far away, I bet I can jump it! How hard could it be, anyways, the mist will help support me long enough to make it over. Quote:
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I think I spent well over 150 turns mapping out this maze, and this was the easy one in that each room described itself. So, how do you map a maze in a game like this. Lots of patience and a spread sheet, that and trying every exit in every room to work out how to get around. This means my ‘map’ looks more like a data sheet. And why the death? I didn’t want to blow that many turns, and we needed some sort of death, right? Puzzles: Finding the Pirate’s treasure in the maze Finding a way though the identical maze Crossing the fissure You are carrying: a dwarvish axe a small bottle some bottled water a brass lantern (providing light) some tasty food a set of keys Treasure: A Persian Rug (stained with Dragon’s Blood) A Large Gold Nugget Rare Coins Fine cut Diamonds You have so far scored 115 out of a possible 350, in 133 turns, earning you the rank of Experienced Adventurer. Deaths: 1 (Trying to fly) |
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The little twisty twisting little maze of little twisty twisting little passages is one of the cleverer parts of this game. It's a bit of a pity that the other maze is significantly worse, yet is the one everyone quotes incessantly.
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use dwarven axe on vending machine
Free batteries can make anyone's day! |
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Do that other maze, slacker!
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>hope lp is not dead_
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Nope, just had guests, a con, and a maze driving my crazy. Don't quiet have enough items just yet...
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Good show.
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Oh bloody hell. Somewhere along the line I managed to lose my half finished map of the maze. I had kind of a cleaver system to map it using objects but still didn't have enough. It might be best just to move on to the lower levels of the cave until we have enough stuff to use.
What say you? |
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Anything to get this LP going again.
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Same here, I didn't plan to have a break like this, just real life sometimes gets in the way. Anyways, what would a lets play be without an oddly spaced break or two?
If all goes well, update tomorrow or the day after. And I'll be moving into places I've hardly ever seen in the game, so it's going to be interesting! And also, thanks to everyone for the support of the LP. It's nice to know I'm keeping you entertained. |
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Wait what? Um… how long was I asleep? Longer then I thought I guess, at least a few hours at least, time is a bit funny down here. Well, I was kind of hoping to dream a map to the other maze, but no such luck, just some strange thing about a guy named Curtis. I have very odd dreams…
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So, two different ways I can go. Well, I don’t mind a bit of a crawl, so let’s head to the east and see what might be hidden over there. Quote:
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At least the walls aren’t smooth so I can get back up. It’s a bit of a balancing act but nothing worse then I’ve seen elsewhere in the cave. So back up and to the west. Quote:
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Let’s get out of here before I run into another dwarf. Quote:
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Puzzles: Finding the Pirate’s treasure in the maze Finding a way though the identical maze Crossing the fissure Opening the Clam You are carrying: a dwarvish axe a small bottle some bottled water a brass lantern (providing light) some tasty food a set of keys Treasure: A Persian Rug (stained with Dragon’s Blood) A Large Gold Nugget Rare Coins Fine cut Diamonds You have so far scored 116 out of a possible 350, in 160 turns, earning you the rank of Experienced Adventurer. Deaths: 1 (Trying to fly) |
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I guess the thinking is that if you were really stuck you'd be trying everything on everything, everywhere. Which means you would eventually drop the magazine in Witt's End. But still... that is one hell of an un-motivated action.
So clam... you can't hack it open with the axe? Have you explored everywhere you can go from the junction? There's that maze too. You know the one. Get to maping, lazy! |
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It's something you still see around in games (the mainframe version of Zork had one) but it's petty much hated by everyone, no matter how clever you make it. |
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That’s a good question, let’s go give it a try. It’s not like the clam is going to attack me or anything… right?
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Seriously, you just broke the game, hopefully not in a major way. You’re supposed to use the Jeweled trident (something I’ve never found in the game) to pry it open. It does make sense, giant clam/oyster giant oyster fork. My guess is that this is an error in the port and not in the original game. In all honestly, I don’t think this will be a game breaker, everything seemed to fire correctly, we just didn’t use the correct plot coupon to do it. Now we need to follow the pearl. Quote:
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Okay, with all of this loot I’m going to have to make a quick side trip to drop some of it off in the well house. Or at least I would, but the trip to the Long Low Room was a one way job. I’m going to have to find another way back. Let’s keep pushing forward, I don’t think back tracking is going to get me back where I was before. Quote:
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So, let’s put a note that I need to solve this puzzle, and while I’m here I’m going to drop the keys. I used them I get into the cave, I’m starting to think I’m not going to need then anymore. Once that is done, I’m going to head back to bedquilt, I still have lots of possible exits to try. Quote:
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Well, one last place to check, the large low room. Quote:
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Time to take stalk and see what we know… Puzzles: Finding the Pirate’s treasure in the maze Finding a way though the identical maze Crossing the fissure Dropping the vase South from bedquilt East from the Alcove Climbing the wall in the pit room Watering the plant Crossing the troll bridge You are carrying: a dwarvish axe a ming vase a small bottle (which is empty) a brass lantern (providing light) some tasty food Treasure: A Persian Rug (stained with Dragon’s Blood) A Large Gold Nugget Rare Coins Fine cut Diamonds A pearl from what looked like a clam. You have so far scored 139 out of a possible 350, in 231 turns, earning you the rank of Seasoned Adventurer. Deaths: 1 (Trying to fly) |
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So, to get the obvious out of the way:
- Go back and get the pillow, drop it in your safe room, then drop the vase onto it. - Refill the bottle with water, water the greedy plant, climb it to get to the hole up in the wall. Also, man, now that Zork II has started up, I'm having trouble keeping these two games entirely separate... maybe a map of this place would help? |
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Aw, I was going to suggest obviously dropping the vase on the pillow. =(
It says to pay the Troll. With... coins? Give your coins to the troll? |
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Okay, let’s start with getting the pillow, I can run back up and get some water on the way back down if this works. Quote:
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Okay, rant over, time to get back to problem solving. Let’s go get some water. My first plan was simply to go back down to the reservoir and pick some up but then I remembered, I’m in a fracking well house! Yeah, sometimes I miss the obvious. Quote:
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Wait… I’m talking to a plant. Why am I talking to a plant? I got to get out of this crazy place. Quote:
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Onto the troll bridge! Quote:
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Wait… Bear in room? How the heck could a bear get down here. Let’s be honest, some of the crawls I had to get through are very tight, and it’s not like you could get it to say one of magic words. Even then it’s not close enough. Maybe it’s just a dumb pun? Quote:
Okay, okay, calm down. I’m sure I can do something about the bear… or not. Let’s get out of here! Quote:
Puzzles: Finding the Pirate’s treasure in the maze Finding a way though the identical maze Crossing the fissure South from bedquilt East from the Alcove Getting through the iron door Getting the chain from the bear You are carrying: a selection of rare spices a dwarvish axe a small bottle (which is empty) a brass lantern (providing light) some tasty food Treasure: A Persian Rug (stained with Dragon’s Blood) A Large Gold Nugget Rare Coins Fine cut Diamonds A pearl from what looked like a clam An overly fragile ming vase on a pillow You have so far scored 157 out of a possible 350, in 305 turns, earning you the rank of Seasoned Adventurer. Deaths: 1 (Trying to fly) Oh, and need to go back and get the eggs… |
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Well, I scanned in my maps. I'm not sure how much it will help as they are all hand drawn (and one didn't scan very well, not sure how to fix that). Due to the size I'm just going to post links so as not to blow the width of the thread
Map Page 1 Map Page 2 Map Page 3 Hope that helps |
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It does! I mean, it would be nice if the text had scanned better in the middle one, but whatever. Just having a reminder of which rooms actually appear in this game is quite handy.
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Once everything is done I might make some digital maps, just to get a feel for it. I'm currently putting together the next part of the LP but I've discovered I've kind of... um... locked myself in the current location, at least not without sacrificing some treasure I can't get back... twice... maybe (I've done some experimentation), not quiet what I had in mind. It's not quiet unwinable, but it's a problem, doubly so with what I know is coming up soon...
On the other hand I've managed to get enough stuff to map the other maze, so I might try something interesting to solve this little problem. The last maze mapping session went pretty well, I might try something like that again as a way out of the current less the stellar mess I'm in. Of course if I go back and do the plant and troll again I can add a level of snark of already knowing what's going on, so that couldn't hurt in the least. I think the last couple updates have been lacking... |
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So, I have a bear of a problem in front of me, I just need to work out how to deal with it before it ends up eating me. That bear has got a really nice gold chain around its neck, and I want to get my hands on it. Because… um… for science. That’s right, I need to own that gold chain for science!
Yeah, I’m not buying it either. Well, let’s see what I can do about the bear before I try much of anything else. Well, let’s go back and face the dang thing and maybe I’ll get some inspiration. Maybe the voices inside my head will come back, those are always so comforting and instructional. Quote:
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But is there anything that I can use that will help me in this situation? Well… let me see what I have with me. You are carrying: a selection of rare spices a dwarvish axe a small bottle (which is empty) a brass lantern (providing light) some tasty food Not really much I could work with. I should have prepared better I guess. Well, I can’t kill the bear and I doubt the spices would do anything to help it’s mood. Why is it so angry anyways? Well, I guess I would be too if I was chained up in the bottom of a cave in Kentucky with nothing to eat or drink. I mean really, look at this place! There isn’t even a drip of water… so how is the bear still alive I wonder. I guess someone must come around now and then to give it food and water, or it eats one of the dwarfs that comes by. No someone has clean up after the beast otherwise there would be a much larger mess down here, or at least more signs of the bear then just the bear itself. So someone is feeding and cleaning up after the bear, probably the dwarfs. Wait… the dwarfs, the same dwarfs I’ve been killing every time I see one. That might be a problem for our friend the bear here. I mean if I’m killing everything that’s taking care of him I might be dooming him here. I wonder how long it’s been sense he was fed, I bet that’s why he’s so angry at me, I would be to in his situation. Well, maybe I can help him a bit. Quote:
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No, you won’t… damn it. Now what do I do? Okay, time to sulk. Let me wonder over to the breath taking view and think about what I can do in this situation. At least I can look at the impossible volcano as I drift off to sleep.In sort, I don’t know how to get past the troll bridge without the eggs. This is why you’re suppose to go save scrumming in these games. Even worse, the game is to nice, I can’t come up with a way for it to kill me! *Snort!!* Wait, huh, what… did I just snore myself awake again. Damn it, I hate when that happens. Not only can’t I work out how to get past the troll I can’t even get a good night’s sleep; or day, or whenever it is. It’s not like I can see outside. At least I have this volcano to keep… wait, where’s the volcano? Quote:
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*facepalm* Right, scatter the junk around the maze and use that to navigate that. Sure, I’m smart, I really am! Okay, let’s see what I can do with this! Okay, I’ll drop the rug here, and we can put the rod over here, and let’s see, what if I go this way? Quote:
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I had to massage this one a little bit to work right, and the death from the damn lamp did happen, just in the middle of the maze so I had to go back and fix that. Still, it seems to work in this case. For now we’re rolling back to before we crossed the bridge, and yes, we’ll have to redo some stuff but that’s the way it goes. Once again, here's my 'map' of the maze: Puzzles: Crossing the fissure South from bedquilt East from the Alcove Getting through the iron door Getting back past the troll bridge You are carrying: a dwarvish axe a ming vase a small bottle (which is empty) a brass lantern (providing light) some tasty food Treasure: A Persian Rug (stained with Dragon’s Blood) A Large Gold Nugget Rare Coins Fine cut Diamonds A pearl from what looked like a clam. You have so far scored 139 out of a possible 350, in 231 turns, earning you the rank of Seasoned Adventurer. Deaths: 2 (Trying to fly, Running out of lamp) |
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Well now, if Chaos can be beaten before the end of the year, I surely can get this cave wrapped up by then. How long do I have? Only nine hours… frack! Well, I guess I’m going to have to roll up my sleeves and see what I can pull off here. Sure, I’m deeper into the game then I’ve ever been and I honestly have no firm idea how to get through any of this. But dang it I’m going to try. I have a few ideas and even more plans. I think I know how to do everything but the alcove, and I’ll work that out. Let’s go!
So right… where was I… um, right I had time traveled back quite a ways thanks to getting myself stuck in a situation that would have decimated my score (and might have killed me regardless thanks to the lamp). So new I’m back, outside the cavern with the troll… okay then, I think I know what needs to be done… Quote:
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First things first, I need to get myself out of this maze while I still have all this treasure. The last thing I need is to be mugged by the pirate again, I would hate to have to go through all of this again just to steel back what he stole form me… that I stole from him that he had original stolen from me. Damn recursion, it always makes my brain hurt. Quote:
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Either way it’s mine now! It’s tempting for me to take a swim, but I’m not sure I have the time for that, so let’s press on and see what else was locked behind this iron door. Wait… who locks up a waterfall behind an iron door in the first place? I mean really? Quote:
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I would have to guess that the lamp isn’t an oil lamp. It’s just a brass lamp, though I have to admit that does imply it’s an oil lamp. Still if it’s not an oil lamp what sort of lamp would it be? Well, in the normal scheme of things I would take a flashlight down here, so if it was getting dim I would just replace the batteries. Wait a second, batteries? You don’t think… but that would be…. I mean, really, what are the odds if that’s really the case. If this lamp is battery powered, what are the chances that the crazy vending machine in the maze is the way to get fresh batteries. Normally there would be no reason for that at all, but yet there it is. If that works… I mean, really, if that works?! Well, there’s not much for it other than trying to get to the machine. I just need some coins… damn and the only coins I have are the rare coins I found ages and ages ago. That’s just mean game, that’s just mean. Okay, back to the pump house! Quote:
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Puzzles: South from bedquilt East from the Alcove You are carrying: a set of keys a dwarvish axe a small bottle some bottled oil a brass lantern (providing light) Treasure: A Persian Rug (stained with Dragon’s Blood) A Large Gold Nugget Rare Coins Fine cut Diamonds A pearl from what looked like a clam An overly fragile ming vase on a pillow Some dusty precious jewelry A few bars of silver A treasure chest of my very own! One giant clam opener… I mean trident Magic teleporting golden eggs A gold chain from a bear Tasty spices You have so far scored 243 out of a possible 350, in 397 turns, earning you the rank of Junior Master. Deaths: 2 (Trying to fly, Running out of lamp) |
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Well, it looks like there really is only one more place to go from here, and that’s back down into the deepest part of the cave and see if I can work out how to get through the crack in the wall. Getting there should be easy, getting through is the hard part.
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The directions are all out, they all work as expected. As does waving all the rods. I don’t have enough items to do anything useful with. All we have is the dumb rod with a mark on the end and that tells me nothing at all. What I really wish is that I had some dynamite, then I can blast that… Quote:
I honestly had to look this one up, I mean really, what the hell? Okay, so relax… oh look, I’m alive again. Yay… okay so it looks like I do have some dynamite in the way of the black rod, so I’m going to try plowing up the vault door with it. But you know what, I’m not going to stay in the same room with it, I doubt that will be good for my further health. Quote:
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No, that would be silly. Instead I’m going to buy a space ship! To the pawn shop! Treasure: A Persian Rug (stained with Dragon’s Blood) A Large Gold Nugget Rare Coins Fine cut Diamonds A pearl from what looked like a clam An overly fragile ming vase on a pillow Some dusty precious jewelry A few bars of silver A treasure chest of my very own! One giant clam opener… I mean trident Magic teleporting golden eggs A gold chain from a bear Tasty spices An egg sized emerald An eight inch tall platinum pyramid Deaths: 4 (Trying to fly, Running out of lamp, Blasting myself, lava onto snakes) Hum, the game offers to provide us some "Did you know" information now that I've won. Let's see what it is... Quote:
And that concludes the Let’s Play of Advent, AKA Colossal Cave. I hope you enjoyed the show, I had a pretty good time with this one myself and this is the very first time I’ve actually won the game. Though I am still slightly annoyed about having to look up the word blast, I mean really, did the game expect me to yell at it at some point in time? As a game it’s pretty good, but some of the puzzles are a bit painful and the lack of clues in places just makes everything harder. The only excuse the game has is that it was the first real text adventure game and didn’t know what shouldn’t be done. Most games after this were at least smart enough to clue you in on things instead of having you guess at magic words. For myself, I learned a lot doing this Let’s Play and I have plans to make my next one ever better and a little bit different… See you Space Cowboy… |
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