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Getting Punked by Astos! Let's Tweet FUKT's Dawn of Souls Adventure!

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Old 08-04-2010, 08:46 PM
TirMcDohl TirMcDohl is offline
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Default Getting Punked by Astos! Let's Tweet FUKT's Dawn of Souls Adventure!

Hi! I'm FUKT McThieferton! You might remember me from such LPs as Brickroad Tries to Beat Astos and Fails Miserably!

Well, it's been...however long it's been. Man, those were the days, huh? Man, that Astos guy sure RUBbed me the wrong way eh?
Click here!

Well, that OTHER McDohl, you know, not the one who journeyed all the way to defeat Chaos with RUGA, gave me this thing!

Then he told me to go try it again, and to document everything that happens with the camera phone and this neat little Twitter account he set up for me!

So, if you want to know how I'm doing, then just follow me on Twitter: @FUKTDoS

Send me messages! It gets lonely out there in this great big world of mine!

Wish me luck, guys!

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FUKT's Stats

Deaths: 38 (Prior to starting the Astos meatgrinder)

Level: 35
HP: 500
MP: 0
Magic Level: 0
STR: 21
AGL: 26
INT: 10
STA: 14
LCK: 36

Equipment:
WPN: Wyrmkiller
SHD:
HLM: Leather Cap
ARM: Silver Armlet
GLV: Leather Gloves

ATK: 29
ACC: 231 (8 hits, next milestone 256)
DEF: 17
EVA: 92

Current Mission: Explore deeper in to the Earth Cave!
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:51 PM
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Have fun storming the castle!
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:52 PM
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Wait, the iPhone one was the DoS version?

Huh.
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:54 PM
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Pappy, if you lock this thread I'm going to lock you in my closet.
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:16 PM
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Quick clarification:

I'm doing this using a DS Lite and the GBA version of DoS, and capturing terrible pictures using my iPhone camera.

One more thing: Feel free to drop FUKT a line on Twitter! He might even respond!
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:18 PM
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Quick clarification:

I'm doing this using a DS Lite and the GBA version of DoS, and capturing terrible pictures using my iPhone camera.
...

That seems oddly convoluted.
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Old 08-04-2010, 09:49 PM
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I'll try to keep the OP updated with FUKT's stats.
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:16 PM
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It's really nice of yfrog.com to host all your images for you.

Let's all raise our glasses in respect and toast yfrog.
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Old 08-05-2010, 04:33 PM
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Man, I guess my iPhone was so sick of FUKT's failures that it couldn't tweet anymore.

@cooltendo, whoever you are. Don't worry. FUKT has recieved your message and he is trying to reply!
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Old 08-05-2010, 04:43 PM
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Man, I guess my iPhone was so sick of FUKT's failures that it couldn't tweet anymore.

@cooltendo, whoever you are. Don't worry. FUKT has recieved your message and he is trying to reply!
I hear that guy's terrible and also a jerk.
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:19 PM
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If you've been following FUKT's misadventures, you'll know that he JUST beat two nefarious ZOIDBERGs! Oh frabjuous day!

He's on his way out of the Marsh Cave as we speak, and wants YOU to guess how many Potions he'll have left in his bag! He started with 78! The closest wins...a faaaaaabulous no-prize!

You have until 5:30 PM Central time tomorrow to get your guesses in either via posts here or Twitter to @FUKTDoS! Meanwhile, FUKT's adventures continue!
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:47 PM
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Double Post!

It would seem that the traitorous Elf King turned out to be Astos!
Click here!

Now FUKT has a second contest for you!

How many times will Astos kill FUKT until he wins? OP will be updated with his current stats as soon as I post here, and the deadline for guesses will be the same as the Potions guess contest: 5:30 Central time tomorrow. Post either here or send a tweet to @FUKTDoS.
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Old 08-07-2010, 05:48 PM
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16 and 0 TIMES.
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:02 PM
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BREAKING NEWS!!

FUKT has said, rather fittingly, "Fuck this noise, I'm grinding." Take this in to account!
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Old 08-07-2010, 07:19 PM
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MORE BREAKING NEWS

ASTOS IS DEAD.

FILM AT 5:30 TOMORROW.

FUKT'S JOURNEY CONTINUES.
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Old 08-08-2010, 05:48 PM
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Alright! Time to reveal the winners of the no-prizes!

For Contest 1: FUKT enters the Marsh Cave with 78 potions. How many does he leave with?

The winner is...
@arashikurobara, a guess via Twitter of 17 as the closest! The actual number I had?
42.

And for contest 2: How many times will Astos kick FUKT's ass? Well, I did poison this by grinding him up a little more to where he gets his sixth attack, which actually allowed me to beat him before Slowra going off.

The winner is...

Nodal, posted here with 0. The actual number?
4.
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:28 PM
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For Contest 1: FUKT enters the Marsh Cave with 78 potions. How many does he leave with?

The winner is...
@arashikurobara, a guess via Twitter of 17 as the closest! The actual number I had?
Oh hey look that was lil' ol' lurker me. Not like it matters. =P
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:54 PM
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42.
Oh, dammit, I totally should have guessed that. You know, if I had played.
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:20 AM
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Hey, guys, remember this? Well, I'm doing it again! Follow @FUKTDoS on Twitter!

The idea is that i'll be tweeting the misadventures of playing a solo thief run in FF1 DoS, this time using the iOS version of FF1!
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Old 09-20-2012, 10:31 AM
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Why would you do this to yourself more than once?

Why would you do this to yourself once?!?
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Old 09-20-2012, 10:36 AM
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Why would you do this to yourself more than once?

Why would you do this to yourself once?!?
I actually think a DoS solo Thief run is kind of fun! There's a lot of emphasis on using the new attack items, for instance.
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Old 09-20-2012, 10:45 AM
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Any chance you'll package these tweets into an LP format on here for easier reading later on?
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Old 09-20-2012, 01:44 PM
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MORE FINAL FANTASY FONT GRIPES: I hate the way the p, y, q, g, etc. are pushed up. Come on, fonts aren't that hard!
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:17 PM
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Yeah, DoS solo thief is just hard. Not stupid like the NES version. I'd assume iOS version is based on DoS?
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:18 PM
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I just wanna say I love the remakes' Thief sprite. For some reason he gives off the impression of a like 12-year-old street urchin. Much better than the stupid blue-haired elf in the NES version.

Also, mang you should totes do the bonus dungeons.
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:19 PM
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The mobile version is DoS plus a new dungeon and superboss. See also
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:54 AM
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Nobody tell FUKT about the creepy robed figure he found in Cornelia.
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Old 09-22-2012, 04:55 PM
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It's particularly funny if you consider my interpretation of DoS!Thief as a kid. I think it's the vaguely oversized-looking shirt.
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