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Old 07-02-2015, 07:15 PM
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Default LET'S STREAM GO! GO! NIPPON! - I don't even know.


Hello Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Let's stream Go! Go! Nippon: My First Trip to Japan.

Go Go Nippon was released on Steam in February of 2014 and... That's all I fucking know about it. No really. That's it. I have seen nothing of this game past it's title screen. I have not recorded any footage, prepared any writeups. Nothing.

So wehen am I actually gonna record this shit?

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

That's right folks TONIGHT ONLY! SEE IT LIVE, COMMENT IN THE CHAT AND EVERYTHING.

This shit is real.


EDIT:
IT'S OVER!
God damn this is somehow WORSE than sword of Asumi.

I shit you not.

YOUTUBE PLAYLIST

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Old 07-02-2015, 10:35 PM
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dangit I missed it due to a long car trip
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Old 07-02-2015, 10:40 PM
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I tried to warn you. I TRIED TO WARN YOU
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Old 07-03-2015, 04:34 AM
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Did anybody gift this to you so you can blame it on them?
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Old 07-03-2015, 08:13 AM
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Old 07-03-2015, 04:41 PM
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JUST RECIEVED THIS PM

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BEAT what are you doing

BEAT stop

Play this instead: http://rpgmaker.net/games/2147/

It's free, so you have no excuse.
AND WHAT DID THAT LINK GO TO?!
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RE:Alistair++

Genre: Otome, slice of life, otaku culture
Game Type: Dating sim, stat raising
Platform: Windows, Mac, Linux
Playing Time: ~35 min. first playthrough
Official Site http://sakevisual.com/realistair/

Merui loves video games, especially her favorite MMORPG, Rivenwell Online. Merui also has a very short temper, so when some JERK named Alistair steals a rare item from her, she's determined to exact revenge on him. Unfortunately, she has no idea who he is in real life. But hey, that's never stopped anyone, right?

Take control of Merui and make new friends, balance schoolwork and fun, go shopping, search for the culprit, and maybe even discover a new romance.
DEAR SOLITAYRE, MY GOOD FRIEND, I HOPE YOU DO NOT TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY WHEN I SAY I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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Old 07-03-2015, 04:43 PM
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Oh also In spite of actually taking time to prepare for this stream I made the rookie mistake of having OBS pick up the wrong Mic the entire time which SUCKS.

You can still understand me though, so whatever fuck it. You all just gonna have to deal.
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Old 07-03-2015, 09:49 PM
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I'd just like to note that I've played that game myself and thinks it's pretty cute and inoffensive. I didn't send it to you because I think it's a terrible game or anything.

It's got all the animes though. All of them. And the premise was specifically designed to melt BEAT's skeleface.
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Old 07-03-2015, 10:36 PM
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I'd just like to note that I've played that game myself and thinks it's pretty cute and inoffensive. I didn't send it to you because I think it's a terrible game or anything.

It's got all the animes though. All of them. And the premise was specifically designed to melt BEAT's skeleface.
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YOU KNOW I HATE CUTE AND INOFFENSIVE MOST OF ALL
BEAT is very offended by inoffensiveness.
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Old 07-06-2015, 12:39 PM
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GO! GO! NIPPON! 01

WELCOME TO JAPAN

AKA: THE TWO BROTHERS I WAS GOING TO STAY WITH ARE ACTUALLY SISTERS AND THEIR PARENTS ARE GONE

SKYPE CREW: FanboyMaster & Magflare
CHAT CREW: Trar & Trashbang


Call me old-fashioned, but I'm of the belief that two high-school girls probably shouldn't be inviting strangers from the internet to stay at their house for a week while their parents are on a long business trip.

Like.

what the fuck, mom and dad.

What the actual fuck.

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Old 07-06-2015, 12:55 PM
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"And he's gonna go like 'WOOOOAAAAHHHH--*grope*'"

now it has to happen
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Old 07-06-2015, 01:07 PM
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SPOILER ALERT

IT DIDN'T, BUT WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WAS EVEN WORSE.
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Old 07-06-2015, 03:16 PM
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I just watched this and I kind of feel like I belong in jail now.
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Old 07-06-2015, 03:37 PM
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I might, MIGHT chop out huge portions of the hour-or-so of footage I have left because.

1.) I don't really think this one was my best work and
2.) There are massive portions of nothing adequately funny/interesting/HORRIBLE happening onscreen, in the chat or in the conversation.

I'm not sure yet though.
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Old 07-07-2015, 06:03 AM
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I already saw Steam Train tackle this wet dream of an American otaku in visual novel form, I don't think I can watch it again, not even with BEAT.

Honestly, I'd tell BEAT to save himself, but it's too late.

(I honestly am just a tad curious if the game has two endings or if you always end up with the jailbait, but I don't know if I'm curious enough to watch this again)
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Old 07-07-2015, 06:28 AM
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Man I don't go into YOUR threads and state my intention to not watch YOUR bad videos!

Also yeah there are totally two endings.
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Old 07-07-2015, 06:45 AM
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Actually I am kidding myself I will totally watch this eventually, though I might wait for the entire set to be finished.

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Also yeah there are totally two endings.
Well it has that going for it compared to other visual novels, at least?
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Old 07-07-2015, 08:32 AM
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Actually I am kidding myself I will totally watch this eventually, though I might wait for the entire set to be finished.
Nah I'm just messing with ya man. I probably wouldn't watch my own stuff if I wasn't in it.
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Well it has that going for it compared to other visual novels, at least?
I'm not sure I would call that a positive.
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Old 07-07-2015, 09:37 AM
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GO! GO! NIPPON! 02

SHIBUYA

AKA: STAND AGOG AND MARVEL AT THE ICON OF BALTO-NOT-BALTO

SKYPE CREW: FanboyMaster & Magflare
CHAT CREW: Trar & Trashbang


We go to Shibuya, which we are immediately told is a young person's town-

BEAT: WE'RE LIKE 12!

And then just... sorta wander around. We learn about a dog that got a statue for being a good boy and also the traffic is bad and we start to get the sneaking suspicion that the whole game might be just some jackass's japan trip facebook album. Fortunately for us, our fears are assuaged by a sudden onslaught of nudity.

But like.

That weird kinda nudity where it's not actually nudity so therefore it's okay and I won't get banned from Youtube probably.
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Old 07-07-2015, 10:04 AM
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Oh god I just noticed the 'wooooaaaahhhh--*grope*' tag on this thread and it is just the most best awful thing ever. That tag needs to be added to every single visual novel LP thread we have.

Yes, even if it doesn't have a 'wooooaaaahhhh--*grope*' moment because you just know the creator was highly considering having one anyway.
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Old 07-07-2015, 11:12 AM
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Not that this ever entered the mind of anyone with executive power in the design of this project, but what kind of person meets two people on a chatroom and says "hey I'm crashing with you in Japan" without confirming their gender, or even any kind of basic details about who they are? The fact that Pink and Blue being girls came clean the hell out of left field to this nerd does not speak well of his judgment skills. Then again, neither does anything else he does or has done.
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GO! GO! NIPPON! 03

ASAKUSA

AKA: NOW TO LEARN ABOUT GOOD & BLURRY FOOD & RELIGION


SKYPE CREW: FanboyMaster & Magflare
CHAT CREW: Trar & Trashbang


Oh boy! Another day out and about in Glorious Nippon!

This time we go to the city county? prefecture? PLACE distric-nah fuckit I liked mine better PLACE of Asakusa, which is named after the worst character in that one Chinese cartoon about hating your dad and running out of animation budget. Magflare and Fanboy prove themselves to be much better people than me by correcting some of my glaring misconceptions about Buddhism.

Hey, remember how last time the point of view character Perved on the older sister? Boy I bet you're glad that's over and done with, aren't you?

BEAT: GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT! AGAIN?! GAAAAAHHHH!
FanboyMaster: *cackles madly*

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Old 07-07-2015, 01:53 PM
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All of these are districts of tokyo unless I'm much mistaken.
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Old 07-07-2015, 03:00 PM
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GO! GO! NIPPON! 04

GINZA

AKA: OH NEAT IT IS THE EIFFEL TOWER DOES CARMEN SANDIEGO LIVE HERE?

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I'm sure Ginza is a fine place to visit if you're doing the whole sightseeing thing I guess. They got like some local history that justifies a bunch of expensive shops? And like, some bigass tower that everybody seems to think is pretty rad?

Oh I guess we're back already? The main character suffers through the older sister's horrible meal and then apparently passes out from food poisoning. The night passes in a feverish blink of an eye.

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Old 07-07-2015, 03:11 PM
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Do they visit Aokigahara on this trip? Because that's where I want to go now after seeing this.
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Is... is that a real place?
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It is.

They say it's unnaturally quiet.

And full of human skulls.

So that's a thing.
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Old 07-07-2015, 03:26 PM
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MY KINDA PLACE.
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BEAT, are you a masochist?
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