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Old 12-18-2014, 05:04 AM
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http://couriernews.com/bookmark/2638...ands+dream+job

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Old 01-28-2015, 02:29 PM
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Skull discovery suggests location where humans first had sex with Neanderthals

The body of the article, surprisingly, isn't "In the mouth."
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:06 AM
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'Fairy control' to halt tiny doors in Somerset woods

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Hundreds of fairy doors have been attached to the bases of trees in Wayford Woods, Crewkerne.

It is claimed the doors have been installed by local people so children can "leave messages for the fairies".

But trustee Steven Acreman said: "We've got little doors everywhere. We're not anti-fairies but it's in danger of getting out of control."
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:16 AM
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Phht, good luck stopping that. Everyone knows that the UKs government is in the pocket of Big Fairy.
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Old 03-04-2015, 11:25 AM
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The goblin steps outside to collect his newspaper from the stoop. He squints through the morning light -- and his hangover -- and sees that every single tree in his forest is now covered with tiny, adorable, brightly-colored doors.

"Fookin' gentrification," he says.

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Old 03-12-2015, 11:37 PM
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Dad buys Tesco bananas infested with spiders whose bite can cause four hour erections
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Old 03-13-2015, 05:58 AM
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I knew someone who accidentally purchased a black widow spider with a bag of California grapes.
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Old 03-13-2015, 06:53 AM
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Did that person adopt the spider?
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Old 03-13-2015, 08:26 AM
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Was the bag of grapes priced by weight? If not, hey, free spider.
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How long did his erection last, though?
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The mail service you have over there must really have gone to shit.
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Old 10-21-2015, 09:45 AM
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I'm afraid to ask what he's been doing with the dog poo!


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"Point me to yon lawngreen that I might chastise the young from it's environs!"
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Old 11-06-2015, 07:36 AM
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The flag at Buckingham Palace flies at half-mast as a nation reels.
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Old 11-06-2015, 10:46 AM
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Old 11-06-2015, 11:53 AM
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Old 11-06-2015, 11:59 AM
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You know, the search function this forum *really* needs is "find all posts by Deptford that consist of an image". Because now I'm terrified I might miss one in some of the many threads I never get around to reading.
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Old 11-06-2015, 12:22 PM
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You know, the search function this forum *really* needs is "find all posts by Deptford that consist of an image". Because now I'm terrified I might miss one in some of the many threads I never get around to reading.
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Old 11-06-2015, 02:07 PM
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Seconding Thirding that. I only just noticed the Wily one.
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Old 11-06-2015, 02:40 PM
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Guys, the obvious social engineering solution to this problem is to put all of Deptford's drawing posts in the "best Talking Time post" thread, where they belong.
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Old 11-06-2015, 03:25 PM
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You know, the search function this forum *really* needs is "find all posts by Deptford that consist of an image". Because now I'm terrified I might miss one in some of the many threads I never get around to reading.
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Old 11-06-2015, 04:22 PM
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The OBVIOUS solution is to read and post in every single thread, heedless of whether you have something to add to it.

That's living Octo-Strong
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Old 11-06-2015, 06:27 PM
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The OBVIOUS solution is to read and post in every single thread, heedless of whether you have something to add to it.
Is this the secret to reaching 32,000 posts?
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