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Old 08-28-2017, 12:10 PM
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Default Just for BEAT (go away if you're not BEAT)

CREATION WARRIOR AMPLE VIGOUR enters the deepest chamber of DEVIL WARRIOR CHARLES DARWIN. In the center of this degenerate temple, surrounded by BATTLE APES, is DARWIN. He stands twice as tall as a man, muscles rippling with unholy power.

VIGOUR
DARWIN, release the apes! Why have you taken them from us? They're innocent beings!

DARWIN
But there ARE no apes, VIGOUR, because we have evolved from them. Evolution made the apes vanish! HAHAHAHAHA

As DARWIN'S insanse laughter echoes through the temple, the BATTLE APES evaporate! Gone!

VIGOUR
NOOOOOOO! IMPOSSIBLE! THE POOR APES... GONE! But... if the apes are gone...

DARWIN
Yes, VIGOUR, use your reason... Tease out the horrible truth...

VIGOUR
Apes are the disproof of your athiestic lies! But without them...

DARWIN
It is by the power of ATHIESM that I have changed the past... And now my EVOLUTION IS LAW!!!!!

(CAPTION:

ATHIESM

Anti-God
Twisted
History
Interference
Enchantment
Sin
Magic
)

VIGOUR
Wait... ATHIESM??!?? You were powered by your HATE of God... The first athiest was...

ADOLF HITLER
GUTEN TAG, Herr VIGOUR


NEXT TIME ON CREATION WARRIOR VIGOUR: THE ATHIESM DUO! EVEN BULLETS CAN'T KILL IT!
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Old 08-28-2017, 12:45 PM
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I just went for a long bike ride, now I'm beat.
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Old 08-28-2017, 01:02 PM
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*extremely extra from hit 1960 film Spartacus voice*
i'm beat
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Old 08-28-2017, 01:03 PM
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look i just beat two dps in that last fight as a TANK and you don't pay my sub
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Old 08-28-2017, 01:08 PM
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Hey it's me, your old pal *glances at smudged writing on hand* BEAF

Hahahaha I'm a ghost or whatever
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Old 08-28-2017, 01:09 PM
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i had to swim to class and back upstream (both ways) and now i'm beat
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Old 08-28-2017, 01:23 PM
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I can't wait for the next episode!
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Old 08-28-2017, 02:30 PM
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NONE OF YOU ARE BEAT, AND THUS NONE OF YOU SHOULD BE READING THIS THREAD, OR THIS SPOILERPOP WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT CONTAIN CRUCIAL CONTEXT.


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Old 08-28-2017, 03:45 PM
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Would you truly hide a work of art from the world and keep it for you only? Can you live with yourself? Can you do that, BEAT?
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Old 08-28-2017, 04:07 PM
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Well the problem is that technically, he isn't alive. Just reanimated.
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Old 08-28-2017, 07:35 PM
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Old 08-28-2017, 07:48 PM
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Through an odd set of circumstances I have switched places with Beat Takeshi.
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Old 08-28-2017, 07:52 PM
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I, for one, am not BEAT and politely refrained from reading Mr. Vigour a private message.

I'm just posting so everyone knows how disappointed I am to see other people weren't so courteous
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Old 08-28-2017, 08:09 PM
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UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF PRIVATE MESSAGES

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Old 08-29-2017, 07:28 AM
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Martin Shkreli is wrong to hoard the Wu Tang album and you would be wrong to hoard this as well

I am not BEAT, I am JUSTICE
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Old 08-29-2017, 07:49 PM
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I am just completely in the weeds re: this new season of Jojo.
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Old 08-29-2017, 09:07 PM
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YOU GOTTA READ THE MANGO.
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Old 08-29-2017, 10:17 PM
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Old 08-30-2017, 12:06 PM
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Thank you for sharing this in a public forum. I eagerly await the next installment
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