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Old 05-22-2014, 11:41 AM
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Default Hyrule Warriors! Big battle brawler!

The Japanese website is up and Crunchyroll has some details and screenshots.
It's Link & Impa!


Versus Cia the Black Witch!


And this guy! Maybe?

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Old 05-22-2014, 11:45 AM
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hahahha, OF COURSE they added a Lu Bu analogue and a woman with big boobs and deep cleavage
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:47 AM
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That's a pretty sexy witch for a (pseudo-) Zelda game. Link is similarly almost unbearably pretty.

Edit: Just noticed This Guy's Volvagia helmet.
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:47 AM
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nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:48 AM
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Link is similarly almost unbearably pretty.
You knew that was coming. Ever since Ocarina, this has been the goal. Elf Man Candy incarnate.
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:50 AM
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Ignoring big boobs the witch for now, that sure is a sweet scarf Links rocking. Also, Impa looks awesome. They... they're going to get my money again, aren't they?
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:50 AM
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One of the Japanese editions comes with the scarf. Signs point to yes.
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:51 AM
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I really like the splashes of blue on this Link; the scarf, the gloves, even the little bits on the back of his boots.
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:53 AM
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I really hope there are Dynasty Warriors cameos in this. My man Xiahou Dun probably won't be, but at the very least Red Knight guy's gotta have a Lu Bu alt costume, right?
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:53 AM
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Hi, everyone! It's time for a game I like to call...



Link or Samus?
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Old 05-22-2014, 11:59 AM
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Link or Samus?
I've always thought they were the same person.

I just wish the internet would write a clear timeline for me. Because consistent continuity across all games is vital to my enjoyment Zelda/Metroid series.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:08 PM
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Zelda Hyrule Warriors more like... A Link to the Breasts more like Link's Sexual Awakening more like Phantom Hourglass (Figure) more like Majora's Arse more like The Wang Waker more like Link's "Crossbow" Training more like Cockarina of Time more like Wand of Cameltoe OK I'm done.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:09 PM
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Round 2!

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Old 05-22-2014, 12:12 PM
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Ya know, say what you want about gender roles in the Zelda franchise but at least it hadn't gone so low as to feature fucking boob armor before.
Groan.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:12 PM
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No thought's on Impa's outfit?
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:12 PM
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Oh man, a Tecmo-Koei game has exploitative female character designs? The devil you say.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:13 PM
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I'd like to change my previous post from "Wang Waker" to "The Wind Wanker", which is better.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:15 PM
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Guys. Team Ninja.

Now wipe that shock off your faces.

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No thought's on Impa's outfit?
Pretty boss, but so normal that it's eclipsed by the others.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:16 PM
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That lady bad guy is giving me a skyward sword
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:20 PM
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No thought's on Impa's outfit?
bad-ass. almost makes up for the witch's boob armor


almost

e: click through to the Crunchyroll article to see some Action Shots (which make Link and Impa look great) and some setting pics, which also look really pretty.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:26 PM
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They've confirmed costume DLC, so it's possible you'll be able to pick something less objectionable.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:27 PM
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They've confirmed costume DLC, so it's possible you'll be able to pick something less objectionable.
For the villain, though?
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Link or Samus?
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Round 2!

Samus
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:28 PM
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This and Smash Bros. may finally force me to buy a Wii U. This looks so fun/hilarious, and I love the designs (excepting boob armor, natch).
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:29 PM
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Warriors games have historically let you play all sides of the conflict, so I wouldn't be surprised if all the villains were playable in some mode or other. (I would be absolutely shocked if there was no playable Ganondorf.)
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:31 PM
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Samus
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:32 PM
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Hey, this is just after I got into Ken's Rage, too.

I'm going to need to get a Wii U aren't I.
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Old 05-22-2014, 12:35 PM
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I think PA (via Chrisk Kohler) said it best:

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Old 05-22-2014, 12:37 PM
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I'm a bit behind the times, is this the game with the 90-minute presentation that was mentioned in the E3 thread?

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