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Old 11-18-2017, 01:51 PM
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Old 11-18-2017, 04:33 PM
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Old 11-18-2017, 05:22 PM
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Old 11-18-2017, 05:26 PM
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Old 11-18-2017, 06:27 PM
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Old 11-18-2017, 07:06 PM
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Sadly, you cannot get a whopper at McDonald's. Trust me, I've tried.

(Johnny can confirm that I mixed up the Whopper and the quarter pounder the last time we went to McDonald's.)
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Old 11-18-2017, 10:21 PM
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Sadly, you cannot get a whopper at McDonald's. Trust me, I've tried.

(Johnny can confirm that I mixed up the Whopper and the quarter pounder the last time we went to McDonald's.)
You cannot grasp the true form of the Big Mac Attack.
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Old 11-20-2017, 02:36 PM
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So long as we're on the subject, if you should happen to be in Japan...
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Old 11-26-2017, 06:53 AM
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Konnichiwa, everybody! My name is Tony – part-time games writer, full-time slacker. More importantly, I am currently an English teacher in the Land of the Rising Sun. Pretty baller, right?
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Old 11-27-2017, 08:55 AM
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He will not.
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Old 11-27-2017, 12:52 PM
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I would argue he already has
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Old 11-27-2017, 12:59 PM
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I went to McDonalds and ordered two hamburgers, for my father and myself. Upon arriving home, we discovered that they gave him a single double-burger and me nothing.

Which, granted, was the correct amount of requested hamburger, but the distribution was off in a fairly significant way.
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Old 11-27-2017, 01:05 PM
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Old 11-27-2017, 01:12 PM
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I stared him dead in the eye and ate all his French-fries.

This was deemed equitable to all parties involved.
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Old 11-27-2017, 01:15 PM
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Old 11-27-2017, 05:57 PM
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I went to McDonalds and ordered two hamburgers, for my father and myself. Upon arriving home, we discovered that they gave him a single double-burger and me nothing.

Which, granted, was the correct amount of requested hamburger, but the distribution was off in a fairly significant way.
Couldn't you have just cut the double burger in half?
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Old 11-27-2017, 06:10 PM
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Default Also I don't like the same toppings as he does.

I couldn't bear to see the burger cut in half and preferred to have given it to him rather than seen it come to harm.

This proved I was the hamburgers rightful owner, but meant I also provided a verbal contract indicating I ceded rights to the burger, so whatchagonnado.
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Old 11-27-2017, 07:05 PM
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I couldn't bear to see the burger cut in half and preferred to have given it to him rather than seen it come to harm.

This proved I was the hamburgers rightful owner, but meant I also provided a verbal contract indicating I ceded rights to the burger, so whatchagonnado.
As Burger King Solomon would have decreed.
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Old 11-28-2017, 08:15 AM
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Did this last night as I was at work until 11 thanks to something breaking right when I was about to leave.

I still like their $1 cheeseburgers.
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