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Old 07-17-2017, 09:39 PM
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dogs can be bad. But they can. Bad dogs exist. They're out there.
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some weeds taste good and are nutritious
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:31 PM
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Old 07-18-2017, 04:53 AM
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Old 07-18-2017, 06:02 AM
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Old 07-18-2017, 07:45 AM
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Area 51 is filled with hundreds of fully stocked shelves of all your favorite "discontinued" snacks and drinks. Anyone above a certain security clearance can waltz in there once a month and pick out anything they want, but your clearance level determines the size of your basket. A CIA operative who has yet to really prove himself might only be able to get a single box of Ecto Cooler, but James Comey was famously down there at dawn on the first of every month, loading up on Doritos 3Ds, Orbitz and Dunkaroos. Motherfucker loves him some Dunkaroos.

The recent Crystal Pepsi "re-release" was the result of a leak.
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My former mother-in-law used to cook with lamb's quarters all the time, and it was tasty!
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:37 AM
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The government doesn't want you to watch the trailer for Cabin in the Woods, because it thinks you will enjoy it more if you go in cold.
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Area 51 is filled with hundreds of fully stocked shelves of all your favorite "discontinued" snacks and drinks. Anyone above a certain security clearance can waltz in there once a month and pick out anything they want, but your clearance level determines the size of your basket. A CIA operative who has yet to really prove himself might only be able to get a single box of Ecto Cooler, but James Comey was famously down there at dawn on the first of every month, loading up on Doritos 3Ds, Orbitz and Dunkaroos. Motherfucker loves him some Dunkaroos.
So then what's in Hangar 18 and Broom Closet 3?
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Old 07-18-2017, 07:24 PM
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they contain one joke each, but you must discover them for yourself
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Old 07-18-2017, 08:18 PM
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The government doesn't want you to know it's not butter.
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The government doesn't want you to know it's not butter.
Also, they don't want you to know that you hair smells OK at best.
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:56 PM
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