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Old 12-02-2018, 11:27 AM
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Default The Bad Sex Awards made a glopping sound

Very tempted to put these fragments in What Is The Best Post, but, man.

Man.

I read my share of lemon fanfic, atrocious lemon fanfic, and lemon fanfic MSTings back in the day, and I yet there's something refreshing in the sheer arrogance of these published works' bruised prose.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...ders-in-quotes

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Old 12-02-2018, 01:26 PM
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A couple of those, straight POV stream-of-consciousness, sounded pretty plausible.

The descriptory ones just sounded naff.
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I still can't decide which one I love to hate more, James Frey's sexual time cube or Murakami's SAO fanfiction
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"Enamelled Pepper-mill"?

What the actual fuck?
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Old 12-03-2018, 12:51 PM
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ironically all I could think of was this when I read that:
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