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Old 10-25-2017, 02:27 PM
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Default Hey guys OK can we gather the worst female costume designs in this thread (NSFW)

There is an actual reason for this and it is not my sexual gratification. It's inspired by me showing my gf the design for Velvet in Tales of Berseria and her reaction to it making me really laugh a lot. So can we post them here. Put them behind links or whatever if you want.

If this is not appropriate please delete though understand the purpose of the upcoming project is to mock them
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:28 PM
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The Zero Suit. Especially once they gave it wedge heels.

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Old 10-25-2017, 02:33 PM
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Velvet in Tales of Berseria
*googles*

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Thread's fine with me but the really saucy stuff should stay behind links.
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:34 PM
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Good one thanks I've got a folder going, this is going to be GREAT. Oh and tagger thanks for reminded me about Quiet more like Quite few clothes am I right.
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:40 PM
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Here, Spinel from Crimson Gem Saga. https://i.imgur.com/HaFZWoN.jpg

Velvet makes me extra mad because it’s clear they saw the industry’s desire for more female-led games and thought, “Oh, I know why! Because boobs!!”
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:42 PM
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honestly she looks nowhere near as bad as I thought. revy (black lagoon) meets dante (dmc)
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:44 PM
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Corrin (Fire Emblem Fates)

Or really everyone from Fates. I'll find some of the more embarrassing pictures when I'm not at work.
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:53 PM
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Official art only pls btw.
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:54 PM
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Corrin (Fire Emblem Fates)

Or really everyone from Fates. I'll find some of the more embarrassing pictures when I'm not at work.
you gonna list corrin and not camilla
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:54 PM
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The one that immediately comes to my mind is Fiore from Star Ocean: Integrity & Faithlessness.
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Old 10-25-2017, 02:58 PM
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Fate Grand Order has a ton of these some of which are already detailed in the scourge thread
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:00 PM
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showing my gf the design for Velvet in Tales of Berseria and her reaction to it making me really laugh a lot
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*googles*

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
I'm not googling that at work or anywhere public but is that the witch with the dress that had diamond-shaped holes cut out here, there, there, and everywhere?

Because then I want to know what the reaction to her was.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:01 PM
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no that's whatsername from like the most recent star ocean game
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All of these costumes clearly exist to distract opponents to make it easier to dispatch them.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:02 PM
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From Resident Evil Revelations: "Come hither and help me find the impractically absent leg of my wetsuit."

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Old 10-25-2017, 03:03 PM
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just scroll through http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:05 PM
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I'm going to put this down in my list of "do we really need this?" threads.
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All of these costumes clearly exist to distract opponents to make it easier to dispatch them.
Which reminds me, there's also this:

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Old 10-25-2017, 03:08 PM
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I'm going to put this down in my list of "do we really need this?" threads.
It’s fun to mock. It deserves to be mocked.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:12 PM
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I'm going to put this down in my list of "do we really need this?" threads.
yo i get it. I know what it looks like and I'm sorry. I just knew TT would be able to gather this shit.

This is going into a Video World thing where I show this stuff to Fleur and she gives her opinion on it. Basically. We both think it will be great. She never plays video games ever and doesn't know shit about them or their culture so her reactions are totally just her own.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:14 PM
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Which reminds me, there's also this:

OMG this is fantastic
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:18 PM
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I'm not googling that at work or anywhere public but is that the witch with the dress that had diamond-shaped holes cut out here, there, there, and everywhere?

Because then I want to know what the reaction to her was.
Nope! Velvet's got her own crazy shit going on in the wardrobe department, like Tetsuya Nomura and that Death Note guy who made the stupid Castlevania fighting game character designs had a baby.

You're thinking of Fiore, whom I linked a few posts back.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:20 PM
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I think the most hilarious thing about Velvet is that you get her "what a normal person would wear" villager outfit to switch into permanently if you want after the tutorial section. Which does nothing but highlight that the devs knew how bullshit that was.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:23 PM
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Here's one. And an even better one. Both from Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, and both ought to elicit the reaction you seek.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:32 PM
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I popped into this thread to post about Velvet, only to see that she was the inspiration for the thread in the first place. She's an especially obvious example because ...

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I think the most hilarious thing about Velvet is that you get her "what a normal person would wear" villager outfit to switch into permanently if you want after the tutorial section. Which does nothing but highlight that the devs knew how bullshit that was.
Yea.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:32 PM
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Here's one. And an even better one. Both from Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, and both ought to elicit the reaction you seek.
gentle jesus
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:33 PM
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Materia from the new Dissidia is kinda somethin'
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:36 PM
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Some Vita entries:

- Laegrinna from Deception IV

- Nueko from Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:43 PM
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Materia from the new Dissidia is kinda somethin'
I keep finding it funny that the goddess in the new Dissidia is the machine-based one, and the enemy is the more organic, bestial god.

But then, the goddess is also out in her underwear and forgot to actually wear a dress on top of her crinoline frame, so we're evidently dealing with a very unique pantheon.
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Old 10-25-2017, 03:46 PM
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Did y'all forget that X-Blades exists? I sure wish I did. The cover says it all, really.
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