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Old 03-19-2017, 08:19 AM
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Another one I use all the time: "It's me, ____, from school!"
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Old 03-20-2017, 10:07 AM
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Who wants to get:
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  • Some snake water?

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Old 03-20-2017, 11:56 AM
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I say there, monstrosity! Do you know the times?
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Old 03-20-2017, 12:54 PM
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I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to your house after school.
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:38 AM
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"A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper"
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:15 AM
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"A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper"
Fig. 1: "Eating One Battery"

Fig. 2: "Eating Five Batteries"
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Old 03-21-2017, 11:03 AM
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Fig. 1: "Eating One Battery"

Fig. 2: "Eating Five Batteries"
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Still a cool nickname!

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Old 03-27-2017, 05:45 AM
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Kids, don't play with 2 many knives.
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Old 03-27-2017, 09:17 AM
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man it's a hot one
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Old 03-27-2017, 10:07 AM
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The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak!

I only remember Homestar lines voiced by TMBG
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Old 03-27-2017, 08:35 PM
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Old 03-29-2017, 07:39 AM
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Kids, don't play with 2 many knives.
AwwwWWWWW SPRING BREAK!
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Old 03-30-2017, 11:10 AM
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MAX OUT YOUR CLOITS AND DLOITS WITH THE EASE OF A THOUSAND-AIRE!
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Old 04-13-2017, 02:35 PM
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The Scroll, The Scroll
The buttons, the buttons
Scrolling so smooth
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Old 04-13-2017, 02:41 PM
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Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives
Albert has
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Old 04-13-2017, 03:07 PM
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WHAT?

They don't got no TurboGrafx games!?
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Old 04-13-2017, 04:18 PM
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IN A BULDING...
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Old 04-13-2017, 06:02 PM
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Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
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Old 04-14-2017, 06:20 AM
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No probalo.
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Old 04-14-2017, 06:51 AM
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Who the crap are you, duckshirt?
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Old 04-14-2017, 06:57 AM
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Old 04-14-2017, 06:59 AM
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Wiggidy whack? No, just regular type.
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Old 04-14-2017, 07:35 AM
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Listen, I'll be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers. The baby needs stuff. What's poison control? Punch Tompkins in the gut. Good luck.

SHE GONE!
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Old 04-15-2017, 12:58 AM
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Old 05-03-2017, 09:03 PM
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Whoa, free money!

This is what I call change now.
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Old 05-11-2017, 10:43 PM
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Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat,
And hock it at an unsuspecting email!
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Old 05-11-2017, 11:32 PM
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I'm The Bee. Like... from nature?
I have dressed my kids up as The Bee from Nature for several Halloweens now.
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Old 05-12-2017, 08:18 AM
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Aw man.

Now my head's not taped to the TV.
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:42 AM
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Say, young man! Say, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man! You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Homestarmy has a career for you in the no-armed forces! Say, you good at video games? I'm not good at video games. The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle. Say, you like pamphlets? Here's a pamphlet! {tears book in half} Here's two pamphlets! Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you? We don't recruit your kind! Get out of here!
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Old 05-19-2017, 07:25 AM
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I dunno, maybe there is a 'goodminton.'
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