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Old 03-10-2012, 01:47 PM
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D'awwwwww, who's a big cute fuzzy ball of death?
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Old 03-10-2012, 02:04 PM
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How do we know you're not the leopard?
It ain't DemoLeopard.
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Old 03-10-2012, 02:24 PM
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SHOULD WE BURN OUR TREES DOWN?
That will only make the le*pards also be on fire
I just have to say, that was my favorite part.
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Old 03-10-2012, 11:27 PM
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[IMG]It tried to pull a fast one on me with this playful look, but I was too quick-witted for that kind of dirty trick.
Jesus Christ, its eyes. You can see the homicidal insanity.
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Old 03-10-2012, 11:32 PM
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They know humans can't resist the allure of belly rubs. They're learning.
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Old 03-12-2012, 05:14 AM
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I am not afraid. The beast wants to be loved. I will touch its cold murderous heart and bring it into the light! Wish me luck, friends. I go to do the good deed you thought undoable!
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Old 03-12-2012, 06:42 AM
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Guys Paul died.
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Old 03-12-2012, 06:49 AM
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I went with him and watched it through a telescope.

There is smoldering crater where my right eye used to be.
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Old 03-12-2012, 06:56 AM
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Guys Paul died.
Paul's playing the long game. You know what they say the quickest way to a leopard's heart is!
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Old 03-12-2012, 07:10 AM
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Paul died as he lived; full of credulous denial.
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Old 03-18-2012, 11:00 PM
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Silly xkcd guy, that was no typo.

Le*pards have learned regex. With this boundless power in their hateful paws, they may be unstoppable.
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Old 03-18-2012, 11:47 PM
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Silly xkcd guy, that was no typo.
man how boring must his twitter pals be if that many of them are posting banal thoughts re: keyboards
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:41 AM
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According to the browser tab, that's supposed to be a discussion forum for keyboard issues (excuse me, le*pard issues).
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:12 PM
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Leopard suspected of eating 15 people in Nepal

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After killing its victim, the leopard takes the body away into the forest to eat.

"In the case of the children it just leaves behind the head, eating everything, but some parts of the adult body are left behind because it cannot finish it," Kharel added.
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:46 AM
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Kharel said he feared the actual number of people killed by the le*pard could be higher than 15, because others have lost their life to le*pard attacks in Uttarkhand state in northern India, which borders Baitadi district.

"It could be the same le*pard," he said.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:19 AM
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They're coming for us! Must buy all the guns.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:49 AM
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"Since human blood has more salt than animal blood, once wild animals get the taste of salty blood they do not like other animals like deer," Dhakal said.
Oh, god, I always thought the taste for human blood thing was a joke...

We're doomed.
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Old 11-04-2012, 01:17 AM
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We need to work on saline darts for the suddenly less tasty animals. It's our only hope.
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Old 11-04-2012, 06:04 AM
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Marinade all the animals!
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Old 11-04-2012, 11:15 PM
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We don't need to be the least tasty animal, just less tasty than the deer.
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Old 11-12-2012, 07:48 PM
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:19 PM
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They're toying with us, reveling in the purpose of their existence which is to end or otherwise terrorize and shit on all human life.

Too long they have gone without being challenged! We must rise up an
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:24 PM
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They won't laugh so hard when they realize that was their children.
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:52 AM
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But.... that's a cheetah.

Which I suppose just means the le*pards are delegating. outsourcing all tasks that aren't directly related to killing.
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Old 12-14-2012, 05:25 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Man-eaters

5 LE*PARDS HAVE A DEATH TOLL OF AT LEAST 600.

THAT'S 120 PEOPLE PER LE*PARD (PPL*P)

I ESTIMATE THAT LE*PARDS COULD KILL AT LEAST 3,600 PEOPLE IF THEY ARE NOT STOPPED.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:26 AM
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Find the LE*PARD within five seconds, or you're fucking dead!

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Old 01-25-2013, 08:31 AM
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I found it, but I died like 2 minutes ago
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:44 AM
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Yeah, took me forever, too. Apparently this photographer specializes in well-camouflaged animals.
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:33 AM
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I found him in six Seconds.

BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:37 AM
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I didn't find him.

He found me.
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