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Old 07-26-2010, 08:25 PM
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Do you hear them out there, Deptford? In the bushes, on the roof, in the fallen trees, under your porch, above your windows, clinging to your walls? Do you hear them waiting for you?

No. You don't.
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Old 07-26-2010, 08:44 PM
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Nudu: M.O.M. Classification: XXXXX This East African beast is arguably the most dangerous in the world. A gigantic le*pard that moves silently despite its size and whose breath causes disease virulent enough to eliminate entire villages, it has never yet been subdued by fewer than a hundred skilled wizards working together.
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Old 07-26-2010, 11:37 PM
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This may be the best thread in the history of forums. Informative, life-changing, and life-saving. OH MY GOD, my porchlight just turned on!!! A damned le*pard just got someone else. What can we do???? WHAT CAN WE DO
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Old 07-26-2010, 11:48 PM
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Default Noble tigress! If only we could duel.

Man, I really love wikipedia's accounts of Great White Hunters' accounts of their lives, loves, and man-eating cat encounters.

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“The dreaded killer of Jowlagiri had come to a tame and ignominious end, unworthy of her career, and although she had been a murderer, silent, savage and cruel, a pang of conscience troubled me as to my unsporting ruse in encompassing her end.”

—“The Man-Eater of Jowlagiri”, from Nine Man-Eaters and One Rogue, Kenneth Anderson, Allen & Unwin, 1954
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Old 12-11-2010, 04:21 AM
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I am bumping this thread because this thread is an important cultural document which must be preserved for future generations.
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Old 12-11-2010, 09:04 AM
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Oh man, how did I miss this thread the first time? Now the warnings on Deptford's site make the maximum possible sense as opposed to none.
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Old 12-30-2010, 04:29 PM
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oh shit
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Old 12-30-2010, 06:00 PM
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Le*pards in the brush? Is nowhere safe? How can I possibly style my hair now, knowing that death may come at any moment?
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Old 01-10-2011, 03:15 AM
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I always thought giraffes were mighty suspicious.
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Old 01-10-2011, 06:13 AM
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G*RAFFES, ARE THE TREES, MURDERING HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
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Old 01-10-2011, 01:54 PM
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I was going to rhetorically ask how I missed this thread before and then confess that the page on Deptford's site only now makes sense to me - but someone else beat me to it.

Nobuyukiiiii!
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Old 07-20-2011, 03:35 PM
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Pic related
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:08 PM
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Seriously, leopards are terrifying.
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:28 PM
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Man, look at those people getting the hell out of dodge. I guess when leopards have us against a wall, unarmed, our instincts tell us "Run, fool! You're just a naked monkey!"
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Old 07-20-2011, 10:44 PM
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I have to ask, Deptford, was the initial post completely original or was it inspired by a similar post from the internet?
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Old 07-20-2011, 10:46 PM
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I have to ask, Deptford, was the initial post completely original or was it inspired by a similar post from the internet?
You don't know Deptford very well, do you?
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Old 07-20-2011, 10:53 PM
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Not at all, actually.
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:15 AM
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This may be the best thread in the history of forums.
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Old 03-09-2012, 12:52 AM
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There's going to be one of these at my school tomorrow.

My school has odd, misshapen trees.

It was nice knowing all of ya.
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Old 03-09-2012, 04:53 AM
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Here Lay DemoWeasel

199?-2012

He Died as We All Shall.
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Old 03-09-2012, 09:13 AM
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Demo was born in the '90's?!

Hey, I turn 30 next month. Oh god I'm old.
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Old 03-09-2012, 10:34 AM
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1991, to be exact!
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Old 03-09-2012, 11:29 AM
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Demo, as a tender ripe young baby, you will be the most appealing to the beast.
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Old 03-09-2012, 11:59 AM
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Pfffff. There are plenty of underclassmen that it will leap toward, then.
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Old 03-09-2012, 12:59 PM
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You need to seem as intimidating as possible. Growl at it, puff yourself up and stomp around. This won't save you, God no, but it will be amusing for the rest of your class, moments before they too are devoured.
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:47 PM
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AHHHH-
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Old 03-09-2012, 02:48 PM
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Poor Demo. He's dead now.
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Old 03-09-2012, 03:53 PM
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He died as he lived - being terrified of leopards.

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Old 03-10-2012, 03:48 AM
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It tried to pull a fast one on me with this playful look, but I was too quick-witted for that kind of dirty trick.
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Old 03-10-2012, 07:59 AM
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You write words and post pictures amazingly well for a dead person. How do we know you're not the leopard?
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