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Old 01-11-2019, 07:30 AM
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Default Talking Time Suggestion Box - SERIOUS SUBMISSIONS ONLY.

Please make it so that the return of talking time banner has a 1 in 5,000 chance of loading a different image every time it loads at the top of the page.

Make it exactly the same as the current image, but instead of saying

The Return of
TALKING★TIME

It'll say

Fall into the Hand of the
LIVING★GOD

I am open to constructive criticism/alternate titles, as long as they are ominous and raw and will freak out people who catch only a momentary glimpse of it when refreshing the page and then never see it again.
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Old 01-11-2019, 07:41 AM
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Other options I'm willing to accept.

You Cannot Kill Me in Any Way
THAT★MATTERS

I Exist Beyond
YOUR★KNOWLEDGE

You've Forgotten Your
SECRET★HONOR

There is a Liar in
YOUR★MIRROR

I Never
HATED★YOU
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Old 01-11-2019, 10:56 AM
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Where Did You Bury
THE★DIAMONDS
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:02 AM
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Wait, I Don't Understand
WHAT'S★BOFA
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:03 AM
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It's Never Too Late To
RENOUNCE★CIVILIZATION
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:04 AM
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I Need You To
BE★BRAVE
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:07 AM
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Holy Moly! It's
SHUTTING UP★TIME
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:53 AM
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All excellent suggestions!

See, workshopping can be fun!
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:26 PM
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Math is hard, let's go workshopping.
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:34 PM
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Other ideas:

You Are
NOT★ALIVE

That Can't be
YOUR★LIFE

Nazi Punks
FUCK★OFF

NERDS?! NERDS!!
NERRRRR★RRRRRRDS!!!

Yeah, Sex is Cool, but Have You Tried
VIDEO★GAMES?

oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over
100000★POSTS

I'm Pretty Cool on
THE★INTERNET

The endgoal is, of course, to eventually be able to leverage this into a form of Ad Revenue

Drink Delicious
COCA★COLA

I'm willing to be flexible on the format in the interest of helping us sell out, but let's not get too crazy.

ROCKST★R
Energy Drink
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:47 PM
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All The
SMALL★THINGS

but with the faces of the dudes from blink-182
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Giant Insects Attack?
EDF!★EDF!
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Now entering...
DEEP★SPACE
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Old 01-11-2019, 05:10 PM
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Come Nerevar, Come And Look Upon
THE★HEART

It Is Not Too Late For
MY★MERCY

How Can You Kill A God? Shame On You
SWEET★NEREVAR

What A Grand And
INTOXICATING★INNOCENCE
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DARGON★POWER
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:54 PM
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It's Just Like One Of My
JAPANESE★ANIMES
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Old 01-12-2019, 12:41 AM
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Oh No!
MORE★LEMMINGS

Dehumanize yourself and
FACE★BLOODSHED
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We Are All Dead And
THIS IS★HELL
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The Truth is it's Never
GONNA★DIE
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I was not prepared for this thread
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I Was Not Prepared For
THIS★THREAD
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You Are
NOT★E
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Old 01-13-2019, 08:52 AM
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The chick flies to god, the god's name
IS★ABRAXAS
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Just talkin' about
MEGA★WEAPON
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Old 01-13-2019, 09:19 AM
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OMEGA★WEAPON
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Old 01-13-2019, 09:20 PM
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You are
(NOT)★ALONE

You can
(NOT)★ADVANCE

You can
(NOT)★REDO
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What are birds?
WE JUST★DON'T KNOW
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What is love?
BABY DON'T★HURT ME
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Go Do That Voodoo
THAT YOU DO★SO WELL
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